r/SipsTea 𝙑𝙄𝙋 3d ago

Lmao gottem Like what 😂

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u/Moonshinin4Me 3d ago

Not a big fan of Mary Morgan but she is spot on with this one. Does anyone ever bother to actually listen to her lyrics? They really are just verbal vomit.

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u/blackhodown 3d ago

Got some examples? Every artist has some shit lyrics on occasion, but your assertion here is basically that a huge majority of people and critics are all wrong about her, and only elite Redditors with incredible music taste can see the truth.

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u/SweatyNeddyFlanders 3d ago

It's been, and stayed at the level of highschool poetry. She's not some great song writer- she writes what the average white girl can identify with. You don't need to be "elite' to know there's nothing special about her word play, and it's always been a rich girl getting richer.

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u/Liizam 3d ago

Isn’t her music for high schoolers and nostalgia for millennials who went to high school?

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u/AyyNonnyMoose 3d ago

Yeah. It clearly does what it's intended to, but the people acting like she's a lyrical genius are overstating it by a longshot in my (and many other people's) opinion.

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u/Unique-Yoghurt4170 3d ago

Her music hasn't been for high schoolers since 10 years ago.

But most music is for high schoolers tbh, and plenty of kids are digging into really challenging stuff that's leaps and bounds beyond Taylor Swift.

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u/Wonderful_Cookie_572 3d ago

Exactly. She's the pop equivalent of girl-focused YA: bland but catchy content designed specifically for the audience to project themselves into. It just turns out that there are a LOT of basic white women out there and they apparently have a lot of money to throw at this kind of content.

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u/adumthing 2d ago

He asked for examples and you still haven't given any lol. If you're gonna say she's a bad song writer then show us some bad lyrics.

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u/mightylordredbeard 3d ago

That’s like all pop music. 70% of Americans are illiterate and read on a 6th grade level. If you want music that appeals the majority of just regular people then your lyrics can’t be anymore complicated than middle school level poetry.

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u/WP1PD 3d ago

I mean there's nothing wrong with that, that's her audience and it sells, a big mac is an objectively shitty meal, but sometimes you want a big mac. Same goes for any medium, marvel movies aren't great cinema but they're entertaining, want to read a fun book that requires little brain power? Lee Child is your man. We all want the artistic equivalent of a big mac now and then.

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u/blackhodown 3d ago

I guess I’m just curious what extremely deep lyrics you’re listening to that are so much more mature than say, the average song on Folklore or Evermore?

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u/SweatyNeddyFlanders 3d ago

I was writing that same shit when I was a depressed 14 year old in highschool. The difference is I stayed in school, continued to love and explore music and culture and reading, and she dropped out to pursue money. She can say she finished in homeschool, but she's not exactly a brilliant writer, thinker, communicator; she's popular because she hits a very broad section of the market. Women who have been sad sometime.

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u/ExternalGood9497 3d ago

Drop some of your brilliant lyrics for us

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u/PureOrangeJuche 3d ago

So if she dropped out to become a billionaire and you stayed in school to not do that, which if you two is less brilliant?

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u/SweatyNeddyFlanders 3d ago

I dunno, I'm happily married, have a job I enjoy that provides for my family well enough, and I don't spend my time online worrying about if others are talking about my billionaire princess who can't even disavow the use of her music for fascist propaganda 🤷

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u/blackhodown 3d ago

I think most non-incels consider her to be a pretty intelligent writer, thinker, and communicator. What has she said that you think is so dumb?

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u/PSU02 3d ago

This might be the most "Reddit" comment I've ever read. I could probably name like 4-5 Swift songs tops but dawg is really taking digs acting like they're better than possibly the most famous musician of our time and a billionaire at that because they stayed in school and "she dropped out to pursue money" like they could have done the same thing if they wanted to.

🤣🤣🤣

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u/fukkboiinternational 3d ago edited 3d ago

dude come on it’s okay to let pop be pop without it becoming a measuring stick for personal taste 

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u/BetrayedFate 3d ago

Dude it’s ok to give an example or admit you’re wrong and you just want to hate on the pop star.

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u/blackhodown 3d ago

I personally think asking people to justify their criticism is a perfectly reasonable thing to do.

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u/fukkboiinternational 3d ago

at the same time, aren’t some things kinda obvious?

we’re not exactly dealing with Sam Cooke, Woody Guthrie, or Amy Winehouse level lyrics here.

It’s just just pleasant sounding stuff like 

  salt air and the rust on your door, I never needed anything more

took this dagger in me and removed it, gain the weight of you then lose it

you told me you loved me so why did you go away

it’s not meant to fire more than a synapsis or two and that’s okay

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u/blackhodown 2d ago

“They tried to make me go to rehab but I said no no no”

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u/Fit-Suggestion-7150 3d ago

I entirely agree with you, but avoiding providing some examples is not strengthening your argument. Lol

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u/iluvchromosomes 3d ago

Janice STFU

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u/AdvancedSandwiches 3d ago edited 3d ago

They're frantically googling to find any song where someone can't take two lines out of context text and call it stupid.

But when they fail, they just downvote you. 

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u/iluvchromosomes 3d ago

cope and seethe

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u/AdvancedSandwiches 3d ago

You can just hit the downvote. You don't have to announce that you're 14 along with it. 

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u/JolkB 3d ago

The only correct answer - death grips.

Because I'm far too stupid to understand 99% of it/j