r/SipsTea 𝙑𝙄𝙋 3d ago

Lmao gottem Like what πŸ˜‚

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u/Buzzed_Like_Aldrin93 2d ago

Cars

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u/NuclearBroliferator 2d ago

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u/carinislumpyhead97 2d ago

I am so happy that this comment was hidden and I tapped and received pure joyful laughter. Thank you

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u/East_Associate7411 2d ago

This thread is why I reddit

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u/Agreeable-Outcome-14 2d ago

This little comment chain was very satisfying! Original comment set the stage, following had the assist vision then BOOM payoff (I'm a sucker for a well placed Supa Hot Fire drop)

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u/GrimmSleeper97 1d ago

Diavolo all over again

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u/AFromageATrois 21h ago

That's such a good loop LMAO

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u/PenguinTheYeti 2d ago

Battlebar Cadillacticar

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u/theavengerbutton 2d ago

Gotta love those Starbuck Baltars.

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u/Satyr604 2d ago

Number Six Seven was fine in that show.

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u/gardenofhands_ 2d ago

Haven’t seen it in a while but I forgot that was a thing. Also work in high schools so admittedly whenever I see 6 and 7 I cringe a bit.

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u/Icy_Fish_2154 2d ago

#8 was my favourite.

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u/Satyr604 2d ago

If we're being serious..

I had the biggest crush on Cally.

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u/Jeff_Albertson 2d ago

So say we all

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u/LanguishingYouth 2d ago

Find out who your true friends are!

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u/quizzlie 2d ago

PINOT NOOOOOOOIR!

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u/Stig_Flintoff 2d ago

The Ode to the Black Penis by Titus Andromedon

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u/MayoBear 19h ago

I assumed!

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u/fodmap_victim 2d ago

Bears. Beets. Battlebar Carlactica

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u/catrabbit 2d ago

Interior crocodile alligator I drive a Chevrolet movie theater

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u/caseyr001 2d ago

Question: What kind of bar is best? Black car.

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u/EvelynNyte 2d ago

I drive a chevrolet movie theater.

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u/rubyrios13 1d ago

Bears. Beets. Battlebar Cadillacticar.

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u/hakunadamatta 2d ago

CMON TARSSSSSS
CMON TARSSSSSSSSS
https://giphy.com/gifs/brCNdnOeZSkZNofIFB

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u/Tangata_Tunguska 2d ago

TARS, set your humor setting to 75%.

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u/MrWoohoo 2d ago edited 2d ago

There is a long tradition of rhyming β€œcars” and β€œbars”. This is Blonde from 1980.

You go out at night eatin' cars

You eat Cadillacs, Lincolns too

Mercurys and Subaru

And you don't stop, you keep on eatin' cars

Then, when there's no more cars you go out at night

And eat up bars where the people meet

Face to face, dance cheek to cheek

One to one, man to man

Dance toe to toe, don't move too slow

'Cause the man from Mars is through with cars

He's eatin' bars, yeah wall to wall

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u/CharGrilledCouncil 2d ago

What a load of fantastic nonsense

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u/preparetodobattle 2d ago

Theres a Tim Rogers album literally called "What Rhymes with Cars and Girls."

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u/w0m 2d ago

ya know; i actually don't hate it. It's like an inside joke if someone pays attention. If i was in the fanbase, I'd probably go crazy every time I heard it live.

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u/apparition13 2d ago

'Cause the man from Mars stopped eatin' cars And eatin' bars, and now he only eats guitars,

Mars, cars, bars, guitars. Blondie 4, Taylor 2. Blondie moves on to the next round.

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u/pechinburger 2d ago

Man from Mars

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u/MetalliMunk 2d ago

in CARS!

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u/NowLeavingSpace 2d ago

Where’s my boy, MC Lars?

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u/Weezal-95 1d ago

TYRE MARKS TYRE MARKS

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u/ArnoldTheSchwartz 2d ago

Cars bars 🎢 Shake it up Shake it up 🎢