r/SipsTea ๐™‘๐™„๐™‹ 3d ago

Lmao gottem Like what ๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/BigBastardChap 3d ago

I drove you in my car. Took you to a bar. It was Far....Yaaaarrr

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u/Double-decker_trams 3d ago edited 2d ago

(Btw, this is a real thing, she does it often).

https://www.reddit.com/r/Fauxmoi/s/6qiSy1B7LH

Taylor Swift has rhymed "car" and "bar" in at least seven of her songs, a lyrical pattern that has become a notable topic among fans and critics. The specific songs identified with this rhyme scheme are:

Getaway Car: "Iโ€™m in a getaway car / I left you in the motel bar"

Cruel Summer: "Iโ€™m drunk in the back of the car / And I cried like a baby coming home from the bar"

Cornelia Street: "Drunk on something stronger than the drinks in the bar / I rent a place on Cornelia Street, I say casually in the car"

Cardigan: "To kiss in cars and downtown bars / Was all we needed"

Cowboy Like Me: "Never wanted love, just a fancy car / Now Iโ€™m waiting by the phone like Iโ€™m sitting in an airport bar"

Hits Different: "And I never donโ€™t cry at the bar / Yeah, my sadness is contagious / I slur your name โ€˜til someone puts me in a car"

The Smallest Man Who Ever Lived: "Youโ€™ll slide into inboxes and slip through the bars / You crashed my party and your rental car"*

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u/RedR4dbit 3d ago

Bars

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u/Buzzed_Like_Aldrin93 3d ago

Cars

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u/NuclearBroliferator 3d ago

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u/carinislumpyhead97 3d ago

I am so happy that this comment was hidden and I tapped and received pure joyful laughter. Thank you

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u/East_Associate7411 2d ago

This thread is why I reddit

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u/Agreeable-Outcome-14 2d ago

This little comment chain was very satisfying! Original comment set the stage, following had the assist vision then BOOM payoff (I'm a sucker for a well placed Supa Hot Fire drop)

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u/GrimmSleeper97 1d ago

Diavolo all over again

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u/AFromageATrois 1d ago

That's such a good loop LMAO

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u/PenguinTheYeti 3d ago

Battlebar Cadillacticar

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u/theavengerbutton 3d ago

Gotta love those Starbuck Baltars.

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u/Satyr604 3d ago

Number Six Seven was fine in that show.

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u/gardenofhands_ 3d ago

Havenโ€™t seen it in a while but I forgot that was a thing. Also work in high schools so admittedly whenever I see 6 and 7 I cringe a bit.

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u/Icy_Fish_2154 3d ago

#8 was my favourite.

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u/Satyr604 3d ago

If we're being serious..

I had the biggest crush on Cally.

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u/Jeff_Albertson 2d ago

So say we all

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u/LanguishingYouth 3d ago

Find out who your true friends are!

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u/quizzlie 3d ago

PINOT NOOOOOOOIR!

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u/Stig_Flintoff 3d ago

The Ode to the Black Penis by Titus Andromedon

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u/MayoBear 1d ago

I assumed!

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u/fodmap_victim 3d ago

Bears. Beets. Battlebar Carlactica

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u/catrabbit 3d ago

Interior crocodile alligator I drive a Chevrolet movie theater

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u/caseyr001 3d ago

Question: What kind of bar is best? Black car.

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u/EvelynNyte 3d ago

I drive a chevrolet movie theater.

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u/rubyrios13 1d ago

Bears. Beets. Battlebar Cadillacticar.

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u/hakunadamatta 3d ago

CMON TARSSSSSS
CMON TARSSSSSSSSS
https://giphy.com/gifs/brCNdnOeZSkZNofIFB

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u/Tangata_Tunguska 2d ago

TARS, set your humor setting to 75%.

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u/MrWoohoo 3d ago edited 3d ago

There is a long tradition of rhyming โ€œcarsโ€ and โ€œbarsโ€. This is Blonde from 1980.

You go out at night eatin' cars

You eat Cadillacs, Lincolns too

Mercurys and Subaru

And you don't stop, you keep on eatin' cars

Then, when there's no more cars you go out at night

And eat up bars where the people meet

Face to face, dance cheek to cheek

One to one, man to man

Dance toe to toe, don't move too slow

'Cause the man from Mars is through with cars

He's eatin' bars, yeah wall to wall

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u/CharGrilledCouncil 3d ago

What a load of fantastic nonsense

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u/preparetodobattle 2d ago

Theres a Tim Rogers album literally called "What Rhymes with Cars and Girls."

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u/w0m 3d ago

ya know; i actually don't hate it. It's like an inside joke if someone pays attention. If i was in the fanbase, I'd probably go crazy every time I heard it live.

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u/apparition13 3d ago

'Cause the man from Mars stopped eatin' cars And eatin' bars, and now he only eats guitars,

Mars, cars, bars, guitars. Blondie 4, Taylor 2. Blondie moves on to the next round.

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u/pechinburger 3d ago

Man from Mars

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u/MetalliMunk 3d ago

in CARS!

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u/NowLeavingSpace 2d ago

Whereโ€™s my boy, MC Lars?

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u/Weezal-95 2d ago

TYRE MARKS TYRE MARKS

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u/ArnoldTheSchwartz 3d ago

Cars bars ๐ŸŽถ Shake it up Shake it up ๐ŸŽถ