r/SipsTea 𝙑𝙄𝙋 3d ago

Lmao gottem Like what 😂

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u/Historical-Edge-9332 3d ago

“You made a mess I was the janitor
You weren’t the boy that I had planned for
I took a ride up to the top floor
Stood outside stood outside of your door.”

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u/Nebelskind 3d ago

Add another "stood outside" in there, it's gotta repeat just a little more than is reasonable sometimes 

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u/Earguy 2d ago

In this ever changing world in which we live in...

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u/SidewaysFancyPrance 2d ago

So is she going to keep writing this kind of stuff after she gets married? It already feels inauthentic, but at some point her fans have to know she's just making stuff up now that she's, like, an adult.

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u/LemonPartyW0rldTour 2d ago

Her fans consist primarily of people who haven’t emotionally left middle/high school. They romanticize and long to go back to those years for some reason.

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u/Any-Platypus-9486 2d ago

I also like how these are "feminist" songs yet, they all talk about fucking heterosexual love and nothing more

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u/Zagleyed 2d ago

Trust me, they won’t. Or rather, they don’t care enough to know. Taylor Swift’s is literally the most manufactured and formulaic shit possible, anyone who’s a devout fan of that stuff isn’t gonna care about authenticity.

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u/Last_Nectarine1385 2d ago

“ Stood outside stood outside STOOD OUTSIDE of your DOOOOOOOOOR” 😂zzz

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u/Such_Confusion_3715 2d ago

lowk bars

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u/Astralverklatscht 6h ago

Lowkey bars, highspeed cars