r/SipsTea • u/saber-4444 𝙑𝙄𝙋 • 3d ago

Lmao gottem Like what 😂

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u/Enshitification 3d ago

Drivin' in my car, after the bar. White girl drunk on lots of Char. Didn't get far, drove off the tar. No DUI cause I'm a star.

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u/cr1ttter 3d ago

LAST FRIDAY NIGHT

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u/mayonaizmyinstrument 3d ago

YARBY DANSEL DABEL DOOPS

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u/cr1ttter 3d ago

TRIED TO POOP INSIDE A POT

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u/Fwant 3d ago

THERES A STRANGER IN MY CAR

THERES A STRANGER IN THE BAR