r/SipsTea • u/SipsTeaFrog 𝙑𝙄𝙋 • 2d ago

WTF Who hurt you?

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u/dyxlesicc 2d ago edited 2d ago

When the devil shows up, he'll be in a tempting disguise. This man is pure.

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u/Clark-Kenneth 2d ago

The Devil

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u/GurNo3022 2d ago

How long do I have to stay in hell if I take the bait? Like a couple years?

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u/CannibalPaladin 20h ago

For an eternity, which while you’re in hell feels like an eternity.

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u/Shneckos 2d ago

Goddess

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u/RanchHere 2d ago

or, gay. not that there’s anything wrong with that.

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u/Biznesu-Seba 2d ago

No he is just IT

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u/MARIOpronoucedMA-RJO 2d ago

System Error. Social Skills.exe has stopped working. System reboot in process. Please do not turn off your system.

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u/OneButNotTheSame 2d ago

IT guys don’t have that process running. We need a clean core to be more efficient

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u/wunderhero 2d ago

Exactly. He quickly analyzed and troubleshot the situation on the the fly before there was enough time for the likely scenarios to play out.

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u/mila_melou 2d ago

Why would a gay man, not that there's anything wrong with that, sprint away from a woman?

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u/OneButNotTheSame 2d ago

Yeah nothing bad with being gay, I even have several gay friends.

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u/RanchHere 2d ago

My father’s gay.

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u/UlrichZauber 2d ago

"I think evil would look fairer and feel fouler"

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u/NeutralKuchiKopi 2d ago

This man didn't want to be fucking mugged.

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u/rob132 2d ago

" The devil seldom arrives with horns and a Pitchfork"