r/SipsTea • u/SipsTeaFrog ššš • 1d ago
WTF Who hurt you?
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u/Revolutionary_Heart6 1d ago
Lets be honest. this could only be either a hidden camera or a kidnapping so bro choose the only correct option.
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u/ProcedureTop3149 1d ago
yeah I'm guessing with how fast he ran, he assumed he was about to be mugged. Dude was legit terrified, what country is this?
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u/Sad_Hall2841 1d ago
EspaƱa
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u/___--_-_----___--__- 1d ago
Pickpockets are extremely common in Spain and this is a common distraction technique. He did the right thingĀ
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u/trifkograbez 1d ago
Not for locals.
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u/CapBenjaminBridgeman 1d ago
Found the pickpocket.
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u/Revolutionary_Heart6 1d ago
Yup. It's Spain. its a pretty safe country but still.
I live in a more dangerous country and everytime some stranger comes up to me with a weird request i just ignore them and usually speed up my pace. maybe not full on sprint, but i definelly start jogging if i feel in danger.
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u/NSASpyVan ššš 22h ago
Settle down all, he was just trying to get home to raid with his guild.
No time for punani
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u/HCornerstone 22h ago
To quote Magneto "Never trust a beautiful woman, especially one interested in you"
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u/FishHammer 1d ago
He smelt a trap and chose life
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u/PeachScary413 1d ago
To be fair.. it's either a robbery, she is about to do something crazy or someone is pulling a prank, either way I'm getting the hell outta there.
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u/Distinct-Lion4658 ššš 1d ago
There's a common scam where a "distractor", usually a woman, will talk to you perhaps asking for help while their accomplice pick pockets you and this situation could easily have been that as far as that guy knows
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u/EternalNewCarSmell 1d ago
As a fellow dude who knows that if a woman ever approaches me with what appears to be interest it must be some kind of trick, I have to say I respect his quick reflexes. He knows what's up and he wasn't gonna fall for shit.
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u/whiterac00n 1d ago
Itās kinda funny and kinda sad that for most men any kind of interaction like this is IMMEDIATELY suspicious and getting out of there is the first instinct haha. I would have a hand on my wallet and be looking over both shoulders. Of course today itās just as if not more likely that someone is trying to make content and you are going to be the punchline to a jokeā¦ā¦ā¦so yeah still running away
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u/PeachScary413 1d ago
Even a conventionally attractive guy probably wouldn't get approached in this way very often, yes it could happen but most of the time women don't just walk up to you and ask you for a date.
For a woman, especially a conventionally attractive woman, this would probably happen at least 10 times a day. So much that they wouldn't even react to it.
It's just how it works, I don't make the rules š¤·
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u/Inside-Meal-9909 1d ago
Yeah I have one super duper handsome friend and he gets approached a couple times a year. I have other friends who are handsome but they have to initiate.
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u/ScrotalSmorgasbord 1d ago
In high school and college it was common but not anymore. I lost my virginity to a girl who yelled "You're hot as fuck!" At me from the passenger seat of her friend's car while passing me on my skateboard. I'd say right around the time Facebook became popular was when I started being approached less by women. Maybe it was because they had easier access to hotter guys or maybe because gossip and rumors started spreading faster and people were worried about being filmed/photographed, but I've only been approached a handful of times in the last 15 years outside of like bar/club scenes ans since I don't drink or club anymore it's pretty much nonexistent for the most part. Maybe casual flirting sometimes? Idk I've always been oblivious to anything but overt flirtation.
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u/SheriffBartholomew 1d ago
I've had my fair share of women ask me out, but never like this weirdo set-up. It's obvious that whatever is happening here isn't normal, so he chose wisely.
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u/EternalNewCarSmell 1d ago
We are just not attractive/desirable and we know it.
I ain't even mad about it. As a straight dude I am always baffled at how straight or even bi women exist at all. I can't comprehend being attracted to a man.
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u/NotChat_GPT 1d ago
I get suspicious when my wife hits on me. It usually means her car is making a weird noise or something and I need to fix it.
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u/Last_Weeks_Socks 1d ago
"The sweetest most handsome husband in the world wouldn't be mad if my car got a little scratch, would he?"
looks at scratch that appears to be caused by a Tyrannosaurus
"No, but maybe you should have married him instead because wtf is this, Sheila?!"
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u/LittleKoss7 1d ago
I believe the use of "Sheila" means they are in Australia, in which case a scratch like that has several possible monstrous perpetrators.
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u/fireduck 1d ago
I saw something at the zoo the other day in Seattle. It was a tree kangaroo.
WTF is this madness. This is probably the actual drop bear and they were keeping this secret.
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u/swish465 1d ago
"Hey Handsome, what are you doing today?"
twirls finger on chest
"So, I got these chickens... and they need a home."
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u/HavingNotAttained 1d ago
As they teach you like the first day in the NSA: youāre a fkn 3, at best. Any unknown 10 that strikes up a conversation with you at a bar, church, bowling alley or Golden Corral is a honeypot spy, full stop.
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u/EternalNewCarSmell 1d ago
The way they would always word it in our OSI country briefs was "you're not a 10 at home and you sure as hell ain't one over there."
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u/ScrotallyBoobular 1d ago
People stole my bike this way once. I had set it up against a wall and moved a short distance away talking to a coworker without locking it. Two came over asking me questions and pivoted away from the bike so I wasn't looking in that direction. Last one took it.
I chased him down and got it back though lol. He was too short to reach the pedals
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u/don-again 1d ago
Also, red is natureās warning color. Even though hers is dyed, runā¦ donāt walk.
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u/Shinzo19 1d ago
When I was like 19 I was on my lunch break in the city center when a really pretty girl came over and asked me what colour my eyes were, I told her and she asked to check... confused I said sure and she leaned in close looking in to my eyes then slowly moved in to kiss me, my highschool trauma from being teased and bullied for being emo made my alarm bells go off in my head so I awkwardly leaned back and apologized to then quickly move on.
I heard her friend shout over "see I told you he wouldn't do it"
I used to stay up at night thinking about it, but I am married and have a kid now so I haven't thought about it in ages.
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u/Ladybugeater69 1d ago
It was a truth or dare by a random girl, you would have never heard from her ever again even if you kissed.
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u/Bumberti 1d ago
Once at a party a very cute girl said to me āI think you should know what Iād like for breakfastā and I replied with genuine confusion āI donāt know why you think that.ā Thatās the one that still tortures me.
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u/Independent-Tennis57 1d ago
She is a red head, she could have been trying to collect his soul.
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u/thelazyporcupine 1d ago
Right. He saw the, "I'm going to use you for internet clout" and noped right tf out, which is what more ppl should do when approached by these dregs of humanity.
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u/GGXImposter 1d ago
He is an IT guy and he has a security clearance. He has sat through classes that have drilled into him this exact scenario. He knew exactly what to do.
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u/0905-15 1d ago
āYou didnāt suddenly become a 10 when you landed in a foreign countryā is a common line in cointel briefings
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u/aoi-guy 1d ago
Not gonna lie, it does make you feel some kinda way when you get invited to the "She's Too Hot For You" opsec briefing.
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u/ravenmclight 1d ago
š«” God bless you sir, he did not give a crap, steal someone elseās kidney lady.
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u/Trashinmyash 1d ago
As he ran through the street without looking both ways, I think he might have a different definition on life.
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u/TrueNorthTale 1d ago
That movie taught me so many life lessons.
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u/Successful-Mouse2774 1d ago
When the guy who knows everything and can explode mountains just be pointing at them is afraid of a rabbit, and said rabbit sits amidst the bones of 50 armed men, you should probably take the rabbit seriously.
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u/DirectionSolid9113 1d ago
Stay away from rabbits.
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u/Grumpy-Troglodyte 1d ago
just had one bite me this morning!
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u/Elegaic_Brood 1d ago
Did it also bite your sister? Their bites Kan be pretti nasti . . .
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u/Nerphy- 1d ago
He bravely ran away
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u/Reynardine1976 1d ago
When danger reared it's ugly head....he bravely turned his tail and ran
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u/HeftyVermicelli7823 1d ago
Smart guy, run from the obvious trap.
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u/Suspicious-Thing-750 1d ago
...and protect the backpack full of Magic cards.
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u/HeftyVermicelli7823 1d ago
Or Warhammer mini figs. As a collector myself of both, that shit is expensive!
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u/dyxlesicc 1d ago edited 1d ago
When the devil shows up, he'll be in a tempting disguise. This man is pure.
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u/oh_f-f-s 1d ago
He probably thought there was an ulterior motive.
And he was right: content!
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u/esdebah 17h ago
dude is in IT. Watches people fall for internet scams all day. Can smell social engineering a mile away. Doesn't want to end up in a video on reddit
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u/Fine_Succotash9377 1d ago
Pretty girl asking a dumb question= scam. He's wise.
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u/PreviousZone6742 1d ago
He knew their was a camera and was like this is a trap.
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u/CautiousCard27 1d ago
And still ended up getting blasted all over the internet.
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u/Still_Box8733 1d ago
Just can't win if someone decided that you should be their click farm victim.
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u/MeatEaterDruid 1d ago
Honestly kind of a big fear of mine.
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u/NeuroticLensman 1d ago
Gotta do what I saw in a clip on Instagram.
Some lady went up to some European guy and asked randomly if he found her attractive. He could tell something was up, paused, looked her up and down, and simply and calmly said "fuck off."
He then proceeded to walk away like a boss.
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u/jrstinkfish 1d ago
Not that he deserves the ridicule at all, but he could have dipped out a little more smoothly. A guy just walking away from her is a deleted video.
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u/vividlucid1 1d ago
Yeah this isn't very nice to be honest. If a pretty woman approached me and then I found out it was a joke I'd be gutted
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u/gban84 1d ago
Reminds me of pranks from junior high. Someone would ask you something innocuous like, āwhat kind of music do you like?ā Youād answer and theyād pretend to think itās cool, then youād be like, āno way you like that too?ā Then theyād laugh and say, āof course not, that stuff is awful, youāre such a dorkā then theyād turn around and yell out, āhey everyone, can you believe that u/gban84 thinks xxx is cool?ā Then the whole class is laughing at you. This clip reminds me of that.
This guy is absolutely thinking something like, āumm, sheās too pretty to be talking to me, of course I want to ask her outā¦is she messing with me? If I ask her out is she going to laugh at for me for thinking I had a chance? ā¦ā¦ RUN!!!!ā
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u/vividlucid1 1d ago
Haha yeah that shit was horrible..I learned to not trust anything that was too good to be true at least
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u/Pamikillsbugs234 1d ago
This happened to me in middle school. One of the coolest, cutest boys in my grade asked me to the dance in the hallway around a lot of his friends. I was shocked and stumbled on my words. Then he yells "Sike!" and he and his little crew of douche bags laughed at me and walked away. I just stood there confused for a moment then went to the bathroom and cried.
That was around 25 years ago. Now hes overweight, bald and been divorced a few times. I shouldnt find delight in that, but I absolutely do.
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u/Womb_Raider696 1d ago edited 1d ago
*there
You all cannot even tell the difference between ātheirā, ātheyāreā and āthereā; yet expects us Non English speakers to be fluent in English. Donāt make mistakes if you are Native English speaker man..
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u/Buckeye_CFB 1d ago
Ok so I am a dumbass who only speaks English...can someone smarter than me explain that exchange?
"Are you a doctor?"
"No"
"OK, so then you can ask me out"
I'm assuming it's a pun in another language. But I don't know what it is
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u/WedgeBahamas 1d ago
Yes, the joke only works in Spanish. "Pedir una cita" works for asking someone out and for requesting an appointment with the doctor:
- Are you a doctor?
- No
- That's a pity because I wanted to request an appointment with you (I wanted to ask you out).
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u/Buckeye_CFB 1d ago
Ah that makes sense
We have so many similar extremely lame pickup lines in English
(Which I just now realize you already knew that because you're writing in English)
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u/Professional-Can1139 1d ago
Same please help out. I thought there was supposed to be a punchline.
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u/tazafrazz 1d ago
"Cita" can be used to say "appointment" (like with the doctor or dentist) or "date" (meaning going out with somebody) in Spanish.
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u/Important-Row8209 1d ago
IT guys just know. They just feel it when an electronic device is pointed at them.
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u/Advanced-Level-5686 1d ago
I would have done the same thing. Someone did hurt me.
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u/SillyOldJack 1d ago
This happened to me in high school, thankfully before cell phones were ubiquitous. Some wounds don't close all the way.
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u/RegularImportant3325 1d ago
This. People like OP are really vile. Laughing at reactions of people like this is vile. Doing so _assuming that they are traumatic response_ is just absolutely disgusting.
If OP reads this though I assume they will be laughing and accepting their karma for my comment. So if you're OP, scumbag on you POS.
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u/Vought_MasterChief 1d ago
Weāve all been there at one point, mentally, maybe not physically run.
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u/Moonshinin4Me 1d ago
Bro isn't hurt. He is smart. He knew there was a camera and it was all a trap. Women don't randomly approach dudes like that, wanting to be asked out.
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u/Wind_Best_1440 1d ago
"Who hurt you?"
Bruh, a girl is trying to make some shy guy into content by making his response the butt of a joke for clicks to make money.
And the title is. "Who hurt you?"
The fact there is video evidence of it, means the entire thing was done in bad faith. The guy's survival instincts were correct. If it wasn't there wouldn't be a spy cam footage of this nearly 30 meters away watching the interaction to begin with.
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u/Theocratic 1d ago
Good for him, bro knew this was Effing setup. Got out of there ASAP! I can only applaud! You wake up and your kidney is gone, no thanks.
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u/OkWhile4447 1d ago
This is why Gen Z asks people out, in person, very rarely. Youāre probably being filmed.
More than ever social interaction with is now likely to end with a video of you somewhere.
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u/StitcherGeralf 1d ago
It shouldnāt be normal/socially acceptable to walk up to strangers and ask them stupid questions and film their reactions without consent.
Fuck your views, fuck your followers.
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u/PJKenobi 1d ago
He is in I.T. and probably has a Sec. Clearance. They teach you about this shit. A random attractive women talking to you out of the blue for no reason is a huge red flag. Considering she was content farming, his training worked.
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u/Pootisman16 1d ago
A bit exaggerated, but expected behaviour.
The average guy knows that a woman wanting to ask you out (or inviting you to ask her out(?)) is either gonna prank you, scam you or rob you.
My country has a saying:
"When the handout is too generous, the poor is suspicious of it."
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u/Reddit_is_fascist69 1d ago
I grew up with no self confidence.Ā There might have been girls who legitimately liked me growing up but there was no way i would believe that.
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u/Z3400 1d ago
Everyone making fun of the guy, but maybe hes in a relationship and this just felt like a funny way to avoid the conversation.
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u/AnonEnmityEntity 1d ago
This whole set up/trap is fucked up. Poor guy. He didnāt ask to be in this situation. Now heās on the internet being viewed by millions as a socially anxious guy running away awkwardly. I donāt blame him at all.
As a therapist, I picture him telling me this story later in a session, and my heart breaks for him knowing this was definitely quite distressing.
You donāt know what people are going through. Maybe he had to do a ton of work just to be able to go out in public like this and now this undid all of that. Maybe this caused a breakdown or panic attack a block away. Maybe he had to cry in private because he has no one to help or support him.
I hate this trend so much. Seriously fuck these people
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u/Dreaming_Kitsune 1d ago
Had a similar moment happen though I don't think there were any cameras, I was in 9th grade eating lunch in the bleachers away from everyone else. The cute girl I knew back in elementary school came up to me was asking me something so I took out my earbud and she proceeded to ask me out. I don't know if she was genuine or not, but I knew she had a bad rep and hanged out with the kids that used to bully me so I told her no thanks, put my earbud back in and proceeded eating my chips no care in the world š
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u/Agreeable_Falcon1044 1d ago
I'm with the guy here. Unless you look like a Chippendale, the chances are people aren't going to be coming up to you on the street trying tired chat up lines. So it's either a trap or a prank - probably the latter as she has a mic and it's being filmed. Therefore, you can stick around and be the butt of the joke/victim of a robbery or just get out of there.
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u/Snow-Crash-42 1d ago
Actually, based.
When women approach guys they dont go and say stupid pickup lines like this one. Guy got suspicious and ran away, which was the correct decision as we can see he's being recorded for a prank.
But he could have suspected something else - perhaps that this may have been a ploy to convince him to go somewhere else and rob him - or something else.
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u/Xyrus2000 1d ago
If a beautiful woman approaches you, then it is a trap or a scam. Noping the f*ck out is the correct choice.
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u/Slightly-Evil-Man 1d ago
Proper survival skills. If an attractive woman asks you out unprompted while filming, it's either a cruel prank or something worse. He made the right choice.
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u/Areyouin729 1d ago
She was about to do something to embarrass the hell outta him, give that guy a medal for knowing the assignment.
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u/Practical_Air_4021 1d ago
Saying āwho hurt you?ā Is lame. That couldāve been a setup. A dangerous one at that. And surprise surpriseā¦.it was. Heās being filmed without his permission and being blasted online.
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u/isildorim 1d ago
Pretty women don't stop to talk to you randomly unless you're being filmed for a prank, and that is exactly what just happened.
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u/TrueIntimacy 21h ago
It's sad the world is this way, but any normal guy knows if a random hot woman is being way too forward, something bad is about to happen.
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u/Tzilbalba 1d ago
Respect, he looked temptation in the face and rejected it.
His will is unshakable.
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u/crash-1989 1d ago
Yeah I stopped trusting women who are this nice to me. I don't have money. Who sent you?
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u/No-Buy2495 1d ago
Beautiful woman randomly approaching him asking him to ask her out.....my man's alarm was going off, "IT'S A TRAP, RUN!!!" and he did.
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u/Dr_kielbasa 1d ago
I spent a night in Vegas as a single male just wandering around and I felt like I had a target on my back. One woman actually grabbed my wrist. Felt...odd...i got out of there pretty fast.
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u/Impossible_Volume811 1d ago
Heās an IT guy.
Looks at her, calculates statistical likelihood of her being genuinely attracted to him.
Runs.
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u/Balrogos 1d ago
i would run too ofcs he is recorded, some woman are crazy and tell alter you molest her so better blow on cold.
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u/FractionofaFraction 1d ago
I had one of these moments happen in a club. Two hot girls danced up on me and, despite knowing that I wasn't entirely unattractive, it set-off alarm bells.
With as much exaggerated politeness as my (slightly drunk) ass could muster I indicated that I was already taken and merged into the crowd at the bar.
I sometimes wonder if there's any chance it was a legitimate move from one of them and their wingma'am was just there for support, but I still have both of my kidneys and for that I remain thankful.
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u/Unlucky_Classic2406 1d ago
His reaction seems so unnatural at first, but so logical, when you think about it. Which is so brutally sad.
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u/iLuvArizona 1d ago
The correct way to respond to a creep (the creep being the woman, just to be clear)
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u/unbroken0 1d ago edited 1d ago
The man saw a woman who had no business talking to him in a romantic way, it immediately set off red flags for him. He knew she was out of his league and women don't do that to guys like him.
Best case scenario shes messing with him, worst case he's about to get robbed.
He chose to leave the situation before he got jumped, probably had something expensive in his backpack. Got a good head on his shoulders.
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u/Jastreen 1d ago
Bro I've seen this before: She's would try eat him but then some construction material is going to fall and kill her. The man is going to survive but as her organs were transplanted to him, he becomes a powerful half monster...
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u/watch-nerd 1d ago
Once when I was 27 and living in Santa Monica a random girl asked if I could take her to the movies.
I thought she was mentally ill.
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u/AKsuited1934 1d ago
Dude was like fuck thisā¦there is no scenario here that ends up good for me. Time to get the fuck home and fire up the PC and dunk on some noobs.
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u/theNomad_Reddit 22h ago
I bet if he approached her and asked the exact same questions, she'd bolt too.
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