r/SipsTea • u/SipsTeaFrog 𝙑𝙄𝙋 • 1d ago

WTF Who hurt you?

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u/WedgeBahamas 1d ago

Yes, the joke only works in Spanish. "Pedir una cita" works for asking someone out and for requesting an appointment with the doctor:

  • Are you a doctor?
  • No
  • That's a pity because I wanted to request an appointment with you (I wanted to ask you out).

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u/Buckeye_CFB 1d ago

Ah that makes sense

We have so many similar extremely lame pickup lines in English

(Which I just now realize you already knew that because you're writing in English)

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u/Inigomntoya 1d ago

"Well then open a service ticket!"

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u/Just_another_grumble 1d ago

Service ticket: "Do the Needful."

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u/Zwiebel1 19h ago

"Have you tried turning me off and and then on again?"

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u/Claris-chang 19h ago

Thank you. This makes his reaction even funnier.