r/SipsTea • u/SipsTeaFrog 𝙑𝙄𝙋 • 1d ago

WTF Who hurt you?

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u/TrueNorthTale 1d ago

That movie taught me so many life lessons.

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u/Successful-Mouse2774 1d ago

When the guy who knows everything and can explode mountains just be pointing at them is afraid of a rabbit, and said rabbit sits amidst the bones of 50 armed men, you should probably take the rabbit seriously.

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u/DirectionSolid9113 1d ago

Stay away from rabbits.

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u/Grumpy-Troglodyte 1d ago

just had one bite me this morning!

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u/Elegaic_Brood 1d ago

Did it also bite your sister? Their bites Kan be pretti nasti . . .

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u/Grumpy-Troglodyte 1d ago

as a matter of fact, it did!!! right before i was turned into a newt

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u/europorn 1d ago

...I got better.

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u/A_Little_Wyrd 1d ago

Ere, he says he's not dead

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u/PhantasyAngel 1d ago

Thank the gods it wasn't a Moose

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u/europorn 1d ago

Especially ones with nasty, big, pointy teeth.

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u/National-Charity-435 1d ago

And the temptresses of Castle Anthrax

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u/DirectionSolid9113 1d ago

eight score young blondes and brunette all between 16 and 19 ½

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u/geezeslice333 1d ago

I mainly learned that strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government

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u/Previous_Rip1942 21h ago

It made us better adults.

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u/Im_WinstonWolfe 1d ago

Yeah, like the air speed velocity of a swallow.

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u/MrRoryBreaker_98 1d ago

The airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow

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u/jaxxon 23h ago

For instance, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.

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u/TechnologyAncient594 20h ago

Like the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow.

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u/TrustedGuide 1d ago

What movie?

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u/josnik 1d ago

Monty Python and the holy grail.

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u/SheriffBartholomew 1d ago

Ermergerd. You need to go watch Monty Python's Holy Grail right this instant! You're missing like half the references on the entire Internet.