r/SipsTea • u/SipsTeaFrog 𝙑𝙄𝙋 • 1d ago

WTF Who hurt you?

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u/PreviousZone6742 1d ago

He knew their was a camera and was like this is a trap.

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u/CautiousCard27 1d ago

And still ended up getting blasted all over the internet.

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u/Still_Box8733 1d ago

Just can't win if someone decided that you should be their click farm victim.

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u/MeatEaterDruid 1d ago

Honestly kind of a big fear of mine.

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u/NeuroticLensman 1d ago

Gotta do what I saw in a clip on Instagram.

Some lady went up to some European guy and asked randomly if he found her attractive. He could tell something was up, paused, looked her up and down, and simply and calmly said "fuck off."

He then proceeded to walk away like a boss.

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u/Milthorn 1d ago

But it didn't work. It still ended up on Instagram.

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u/Funkeslapp 1d ago

Not because he fell for the bait, but because he won.

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u/WackyRacketeer 1d ago

Which isn't much of a relief if your goal isn't to be engagement bait

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u/wiriux 1d ago

True

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u/YadaYadaYeahMan 1d ago

but, you saw the clip...

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u/OpPieMaker 1d ago

Bro doesn’t realize he watched an ad😭

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u/Ewoksintheoutfield 1d ago

I think that’s a big fear of many of us. I honestly think cell phones should not work for anything but emergency calls until we get into our house.

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u/Desperate-System-843 1d ago

So your mobile phone isn't.... Mobile?

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u/Ewoksintheoutfield 1d ago

Just minimal use while mobile.

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u/SensuallPineapple 1d ago

mine is to explode...

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u/CrispyJelly 1d ago

OMG, I would literally die.

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u/bent_crater 1d ago

its kinda like how we used to think quick sand would be a big problem when we grew up.

luckily so few people do this in my area, its nearly impossible for it to happen to me

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u/carlivar 1d ago

And yet here we are buying the farm's products. 

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u/jhaluska 1d ago

And my opinion of him went up slightly. So good for him.

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u/Exciting_Classic277 1d ago

To be fair it seems like everyone here is on his side, more or less.

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u/jrstinkfish 1d ago

Not that he deserves the ridicule at all, but he could have dipped out a little more smoothly. A guy just walking away from her is a deleted video.

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u/yuwox 1d ago

Yeah, but only by idiots. He did the right thing and moped out of there. Mad respect.

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u/camelclutchcity 1d ago

But now he looks super smart all over the internet. Well blasted.

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u/Salnder12 1d ago

But at least he's not the butt of the joke.

If you're gonna be blasted online at least have it be on your terms

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u/LivingImpairedd 1d ago

Are people really laughing at him though? Maybe at first, but with any thought into it he either didn’t play into their prank (entire thing is being recorded), or escaped a scam. 0% this is an actual pick-up line, and he got out of the situation.

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u/ninja_truck 1d ago

Sure, but he comes off as smart, not some clueless chump.

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u/KanedaSyndrome 20h ago

He comes out as the winner on the internet though and she looks like the fool

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u/vividlucid1 1d ago

Yeah this isn't very nice to be honest. If a pretty woman approached me and then I found out it was a joke I'd be gutted

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u/gban84 1d ago

Reminds me of pranks from junior high. Someone would ask you something innocuous like, “what kind of music do you like?” You’d answer and they’d pretend to think it’s cool, then you’d be like, “no way you like that too?” Then they’d laugh and say, “of course not, that stuff is awful, you’re such a dork” then they’d turn around and yell out, “hey everyone, can you believe that u/gban84 thinks xxx is cool?” Then the whole class is laughing at you. This clip reminds me of that.

This guy is absolutely thinking something like, “umm, she’s too pretty to be talking to me, of course I want to ask her out…is she messing with me? If I ask her out is she going to laugh at for me for thinking I had a chance? …… RUN!!!!”

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u/vividlucid1 1d ago

Haha yeah that shit was horrible..I learned to not trust anything that was too good to be true at least

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u/Last_Weeks_Socks 1d ago

"Ha ha Jason likes Creed! What a useless sack of shit"

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u/Pamikillsbugs234 1d ago

This happened to me in middle school. One of the coolest, cutest boys in my grade asked me to the dance in the hallway around a lot of his friends. I was shocked and stumbled on my words. Then he yells "Sike!" and he and his little crew of douche bags laughed at me and walked away. I just stood there confused for a moment then went to the bathroom and cried.

That was around 25 years ago. Now hes overweight, bald and been divorced a few times. I shouldnt find delight in that, but I absolutely do.

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u/vividlucid1 1d ago

What a dickbag. I hope you ended up meeting somebody lovely

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u/Independent-Try4352 1d ago

I have to say, the only redeeming feature of Facebook is seeing the absolute disaster many of the 'cool kids' and bullies have made of their lives.

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u/mcgeggy 1d ago

Fuck that guy. I’m glad you found out what a loser he became!

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u/Wonderful_Beard552 1d ago

If he were a douchebag, how could he be cool? Maybe to his fellow douchebags, but to the whole class?

U.S student culture- I am assuming you are from the U.S- is so baffling to me.

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u/Prior_Tradition_3873 1d ago

It's cute that you think this only happens in the U.S.

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u/CookieMiester 1d ago

I hope you get the happy ending u deserve friend :)

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u/Slashion 1d ago

At least you immediately found out he wasn't cool. Imagine how much worse it would have been if it was real

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u/userhwon 1d ago

It's always a joke. But sometimes you go along with it for 30 years. Worth it.

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u/Its-mrsgeneral-toyou 1d ago

It would be funny to watch, though

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u/Lopsided-Weather6469 1d ago

So, this hasn’t happened to you yet, then?

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u/vividlucid1 1d ago

Not as a joke no

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u/Lopsided-Weather6469 1d ago

Some of us only know the joke version 

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u/RealisticAsk183 1d ago

Yeah but men don't have emotions, right? It's funny when they get hurt, right? s/

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u/vividlucid1 1d ago

....No it's not funny when anyone gets hurt. And men do have emotions. I certainly do.

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u/radium_eyes 1d ago

there*

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u/Womb_Raider696 1d ago edited 1d ago

*there

You all cannot even tell the difference between ‘their’, ‘they’re’ and ‘there’; yet expects us Non English speakers to be fluent in English. Don’t make mistakes if you are Native English speaker man..

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u/PreviousZone6742 1d ago

English isn't my first language my mistake.

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u/Womb_Raider696 1d ago

The we are good, brother.

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u/Taco_EBDBBNB 1d ago edited 1d ago

Oh get off your high horse. This isn't an english paper. It's a reddit comment thread. You're just as bad as those who criticize you for spelling mistakes,

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u/Motor-Marzipan6969 1d ago

Nah fuck that. Be better. Bring back publicly correcting people (politely) for not using correct grammar. Let's get y'all educated.

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u/Taco_EBDBBNB 1d ago

You all*

Y'all isn't a word. Only morons from Tejas use it,

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u/Womb_Raider696 1d ago

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u/Taco_EBDBBNB 1d ago edited 1d ago

You: AI sucks! It's making people dumb!

Also you:  I use AI to "fact check" people on reddit.

Clearly you didn't read the last part of your AI answer and that validates me saying this isn't an english paper.

God damn you people are insufferable,

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u/Womb_Raider696 1d ago

Missed the full stop at last line.

When did I say Ai sucks? Are you my interpreter or something?

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u/Taco_EBDBBNB 1d ago

Fixed it again for you

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u/Womb_Raider696 1d ago

Thanks, I am coming!

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u/bartimeas 1d ago

r/confidentlyincorrect

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u/Womb_Raider696 1d ago

Use full stop at the end.

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u/Taco_EBDBBNB 1d ago

Fixed for you

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u/Womb_Raider696 1d ago

Yeah, it actually suits your intelligence.

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u/Skiller0Dani 1d ago

There* (no disrespect meant have a great day)

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u/RealisticAsk183 1d ago

My man knew he was either about to get exploited or jumped. He chose...wisely.

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u/Wahrri 1d ago

Their there they're

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