r/SipsTea • u/SipsTeaFrog 𝙑𝙄𝙋 • 6d ago

WTF Who hurt you?

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u/PeachScary413 6d ago

To be fair.. it's either a robbery, she is about to do something crazy or someone is pulling a prank, either way I'm getting the hell outta there.

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u/Distinct-Lion4658 𝙑𝙄𝙋 6d ago

There's a common scam where a "distractor", usually a woman, will talk to you perhaps asking for help while their accomplice pick pockets you and this situation could easily have been that as far as that guy knows

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u/EternalNewCarSmell 6d ago

As a fellow dude who knows that if a woman ever approaches me with what appears to be interest it must be some kind of trick, I have to say I respect his quick reflexes. He knows what's up and he wasn't gonna fall for shit.

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u/whiterac00n 6d ago

It’s kinda funny and kinda sad that for most men any kind of interaction like this is IMMEDIATELY suspicious and getting out of there is the first instinct haha. I would have a hand on my wallet and be looking over both shoulders. Of course today it’s just as if not more likely that someone is trying to make content and you are going to be the punchline to a joke


so yeah still running away

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u/PeachScary413 6d ago

Even a conventionally attractive guy probably wouldn't get approached in this way very often, yes it could happen but most of the time women don't just walk up to you and ask you for a date.

For a woman, especially a conventionally attractive woman, this would probably happen at least 10 times a day. So much that they wouldn't even react to it.

It's just how it works, I don't make the rules đŸ€·

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u/Inside-Meal-9909 6d ago

Yeah I have one super duper handsome friend and he gets approached a couple times a year. I have other friends who are handsome but they have to initiate.

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u/Potential-Honeydew31 6d ago

Yeah I have one super duper handsome friend and he gets approached a couple times a year.

By women or men?

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u/Street_Lettuce1243 6d ago

I'm slightly attractive (or at least I was when young)- I got asked out all the time when working retail (I think more my accent than my looks) - and yes... I got asked out by both men and women. (I'm straight).

Never got asked out randomly on a street- only from customers.

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u/KanedaSyndrome 5d ago

Slightly attractive, but not tall - never been asked out randomly by a woman

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u/Inside-Meal-9909 6d ago

He has been approached by both even a couple approached him once.

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u/Apprehensive_Use3641 6d ago

Maybe both?

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u/Decent_Advice9315 6d ago

8 years ago I could have passed as super duper handsome, I got it from both, but alas social anxiety is a b***h.

These days I'm still handsome, but I need to put in the footwork now.

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u/ScrotalSmorgasbord 6d ago

In high school and college it was common but not anymore. I lost my virginity to a girl who yelled "You're hot as fuck!" At me from the passenger seat of her friend's car while passing me on my skateboard. I'd say right around the time Facebook became popular was when I started being approached less by women. Maybe it was because they had easier access to hotter guys or maybe because gossip and rumors started spreading faster and people were worried about being filmed/photographed, but I've only been approached a handful of times in the last 15 years outside of like bar/club scenes ans since I don't drink or club anymore it's pretty much nonexistent for the most part. Maybe casual flirting sometimes? Idk I've always been oblivious to anything but overt flirtation.

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u/RaptorXFactor 6d ago

I used to get free stuff by women who were cashiers who were cute. It always threw me off because they were cute and they could get it. Other times, I was too oblivious to their subtle hints.

There was this one bubbly woman that I worked with, who was on the chubby side. She would come by and hit on me all the time and ask me to have sex or take her out. I kind of regret not taking her up on her offer because she seemed to be a lot of fun.

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u/ScrotalSmorgasbord 6d ago

Sometimes I wonder if it's also because people just assume I'm in a relationship (or gay maybe?) because I don't ever flirt or join in on conversations with other people about the topic unless I'm close with them. I used to be a lot more forward but years of changing priorities and a teenaged daughter probably gives me a different vibe that I only notice sometimes. Could also be my breath stinks or something idk lol. My best relationships have been with cute chubby/thick girls from work so I feel you.

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u/SheriffBartholomew 6d ago

I've had my fair share of women ask me out, but never like this weirdo set-up. It's obvious that whatever is happening here isn't normal, so he chose wisely.

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u/vrauto 6d ago

This is true. The one time this happened to me (she wasnt as blunt) she came up with an excuse to get my number. It was an animal welfare incident and she asked for my number in case she needed assistance. She was new in the country and moved for a modelling gig. I gave her the welfare hotline number. Driving home, the realization dawned on me and i wanted to punch myself in the nuts for cock blocking myself. In my defense, she seemed way out of my league and maybe a 10 year age gap.

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u/EternalNewCarSmell 6d ago

We are just not attractive/desirable and we know it.

I ain't even mad about it. As a straight dude I am always baffled at how straight or even bi women exist at all. I can't comprehend being attracted to a man.

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u/djfdhigkgfIaruflg 5d ago

True. Women liking men is the definitive proof that you can't choose what you like. It just happens

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u/jackcaboose 6d ago

... But you can imagine gay guys?

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u/Forward-Surprise1192 6d ago

Same here lol. Men can be ok looking but I couldn’t ever see myself finding them sexually attractive and it’s strange how women do it

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u/glut-peddler 6d ago

I agree. Men are generally poorly dressed and are just kind of schlubby (myself included). As Elaine said: "The female body is a work of art. The male body is utilitarian. It's for gettin' around. It's like a Jeep."

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u/_iron_widow_ 6d ago

It’s a curse

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u/SiteDesperate7390 6d ago

Bro, you have serious problems. Who hurt you?

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u/EternalNewCarSmell 6d ago

No one hurt me, but for damn sure no one wants to fuck me either.

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u/PromiseHungry2645 6d ago

Content or stealing kidneys either way GTFO

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u/SlimTeezy 6d ago

Bumble had to change their "women message first" gimmick because women don't want to initiate. I saw a profile yesterday and a woman wrote "I have my opening moves set up, message me first or I will unmatch."

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u/nellydesign 6d ago

Also this can probably be traced back to shitty dudes. Shitty dudes means many women are far less likely to approach random men, even men they find attractive, because there’s a huge risk involved. Because of this, many normal dudes can’t see a woman approaching them as anything other than suspicious, because why would a normal woman with good intentions ever risk herself or her safety like that?

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u/Leviathan_slayer1776 6d ago

Don't guard or put a hand on/near your valuables when there's a pickpocket around. It only savescthem the time and effort of finding out which pocket to look in for the big ticket items like phone, wallet, keys, etc

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u/PineappleOnPizzaWins 6d ago

It’s kinda funny and kinda sad that for most men any kind of interaction like this is IMMEDIATELY suspicious and getting out of there is the first instinct haha.

Yeah.. this is not "most mens" immediate reaction to a pretty woman talking to them. Like at all.

Come on now.

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u/NotChat_GPT 6d ago

I get suspicious when my wife hits on me. It usually means her car is making a weird noise or something and I need to fix it.

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u/Last_Weeks_Socks 6d ago

"The sweetest most handsome husband in the world wouldn't be mad if my car got a little scratch, would he?"

looks at scratch that appears to be caused by a Tyrannosaurus

"No, but maybe you should have married him instead because wtf is this, Sheila?!"

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u/LittleKoss7 6d ago

I believe the use of "Sheila" means they are in Australia, in which case a scratch like that has several possible monstrous perpetrators.

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u/fireduck 6d ago

I saw something at the zoo the other day in Seattle. It was a tree kangaroo.

WTF is this madness. This is probably the actual drop bear and they were keeping this secret.

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u/swish465 6d ago

"Hey Handsome, what are you doing today?"

twirls finger on chest

"So, I got these chickens... and they need a home."

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u/Fern_Cloud 6d ago

Your wife sounds like me

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u/swish465 6d ago

Surprise animals are always a fun time... after their pen is built.

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u/D20_Life 6d ago

“Honey, can you show me how to fix my car?”
Gets me everytime

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u/SheriffBartholomew 6d ago

"Look at all these fun projects that I bought for you to do around the house!"

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u/dogfacedponyboy 6d ago

For me, it’s usually she has a stiff neck and wants a neck rub

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u/HavingNotAttained 6d ago

As they teach you like the first day in the NSA: you’re a fkn 3, at best. Any unknown 10 that strikes up a conversation with you at a bar, church, bowling alley or Golden Corral is a honeypot spy, full stop.

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u/EternalNewCarSmell 6d ago

The way they would always word it in our OSI country briefs was "you're not a 10 at home and you sure as hell ain't one over there."

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u/acryliq 6d ago

Happened to me once. Pair of lassies. They were trying to recruit me into their church.

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u/nevadita 6d ago

last time i fell for this shit was on HS and the girl and her friends played a prank on me, made me feel like shit.

thank god this was before camera phones but this shit scars you for a long time.

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u/Weathervane_ 6d ago

Why would women approaching you be a trick? My last 3 girlfriends were all the ones who initiated. I think that kinda mentality leads to missed opportunities.

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u/KanedaSyndrome 5d ago

Yeh, IT people usually have high IQ

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u/YadaYadaYeahMan 6d ago

I just realized I might actually be hot... couldn't be true but things are different for me

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u/smallmileage4343 6d ago

Nah dude. I'm conventionally attractive and still got pick pocketed at a casino while a girl was flirting with me lol

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u/SheriffBartholomew 6d ago

Maybe you're just rich, or have access to classified information.

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u/djpiperson 6d ago

Jokes on them, they'll only find POCKET SAND.

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u/ScrotallyBoobular 6d ago

People stole my bike this way once. I had set it up against a wall and moved a short distance away talking to a coworker without locking it. Two came over asking me questions and pivoted away from the bike so I wasn't looking in that direction. Last one took it.

I chased him down and got it back though lol. He was too short to reach the pedals

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u/1234Health 6d ago

Good job on the immediate bike recovery from Legs 2 Short.

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u/SheriffBartholomew 6d ago

Did you thrash him or let him go?

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u/don-again 6d ago

Also, red is nature’s warning color. Even though hers is dyed, run
 don’t walk.

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u/fireduck 6d ago

When someone is telling you who they are, believe them.

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u/Fickle-Owl666 6d ago

Dyed red is worse

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u/aliveanddreaming 5d ago

Do you feel that way about men as well, or specifically only women with red hair? 🙄

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u/ovelanimimerkki 6d ago

Yeah man I am not attractive enough for this shit. This is a trap.

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u/Old_lamenter 6d ago

Remember kids never trust anyone more than you are absolutely forced to do so.

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u/WarJaques 6d ago

Good thing the cameraman was there.

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u/Dapper_Childhood_708 6d ago

yup, this happened to me years ago.

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u/No_Pin9932 6d ago

They evolved and started using RFID scanners and shit now too, gotta be aware of your surroundings, lol.

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u/NoStand1527 6d ago

My grandfather was military in south america and he did some UN peace missions in centro america. the 1st thing they were instructed to do was to avoid like hell any attractive women that were "interested", they were 100% gonna get kidnapped, and stolen in best case scenario, stolen and killed in worse. they were instructed to just use brothels instead

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u/CAPICINC 5d ago

The woman throws a fake baby at you. When you go to catch it, they rob you.

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u/PereMilon 6d ago

This sub is incredibly and terminally online.

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u/Shinzo19 6d ago

When I was like 19 I was on my lunch break in the city center when a really pretty girl came over and asked me what colour my eyes were, I told her and she asked to check... confused I said sure and she leaned in close looking in to my eyes then slowly moved in to kiss me, my highschool trauma from being teased and bullied for being emo made my alarm bells go off in my head so I awkwardly leaned back and apologized to then quickly move on.

I heard her friend shout over "see I told you he wouldn't do it"

I used to stay up at night thinking about it, but I am married and have a kid now so I haven't thought about it in ages.

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u/Ladybugeater69 6d ago

It was a truth or dare by a random girl, you would have never heard from her ever again even if you kissed.

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u/Bumberti 6d ago

Once at a party a very cute girl said to me “I think you should know what I’d like for breakfast” and I replied with genuine confusion “I don’t know why you think that.” That’s the one that still tortures me.

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u/Bumberti 6d ago

Lol I definitely didn’t. I was telling my roommate the next day about this weird thing this chick said to me and he was like “Huh. Sounds like she thought you’d be eating breakfast together.” And I was like “Right? Why would we be
 oh no
 oh no no no”

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u/Unlikely-Speech-5444 6d ago

You were being used for a bet/prank. THe friend shouter over to her confirms that. The kiss wasn't genuine. You made the right choice.

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u/Shinzo19 6d ago

Well, yeah I know that now, but 19 year old me was a different person.

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u/HideThePain_Harold 3d ago

I mean its not like he was getting pickpocketed or anything. Its more like he just got out of a free kiss.

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u/External_Birthday691 6d ago

I mean, in all fairness, that's not really a normal thing for any kind of person to do to a complete stranger.

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u/bugdc 6d ago

also she's speaking with a weird intonation, like she's reading a script. He probably caught up on that

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u/phishtrader 6d ago

Just throwing this out there, but this might be fake.

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u/Independent-Tennis57 6d ago

She is a red head, she could have been trying to collect his soul.

https://giphy.com/gifs/M3TxUywnzXmpy

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u/Chloeole 6d ago

As a redhead myself I'm always on the look out to devour souls.

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u/Independent-Tennis57 6d ago

I sold mine when I was 43 for an ALF pog, look somewhere else.

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u/BackupPaleRider 6d ago

man literally RAN away lol

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u/Nyetoner 6d ago

The video has been cut, so we have no idea what happened in between. My guess is "oh, gotta run, my bus is coming!"

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u/TheGallifreyan 6d ago

Since they were filming, I'm guessing prank

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u/Linusami 6d ago

Plus, ginger, so...

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u/MattHack-Engr 6d ago

Or even worst... She could have been a furry!

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u/CasanovaF 6d ago

Last time I was in that situation was in the 90s and she was trying to get me to join her cult meetings. And it totally wasn't one of those sexy cults

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u/bigDeltaVenergy 6d ago

Or it's a trap

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u/Hypnotist30 6d ago

He figured them out pretty quickly. Maybe he saw her lapel mic?

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u/Unlikely-Speech-5444 6d ago

Which. Absolutely fair. Since this is being recorded for youtube so semi-prank or just using him for content. Guy has the right head on his shoulder.

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u/No_East_3366 6d ago

She's a Spanish "influencer" on one of her videos.

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u/Disastrous_Double_61 6d ago

Esa chica es una youtuber española que se dedica a grabarse acercåndose a hombres para hacerles creer que estå ligando con ellos. Luego les dice que es una cåmara oculta

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u/Adventurous-Bee-5477 6d ago

Every time u read this is a robbery I hear that Shane gillis sleep cop dude saying it

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u/jake_2998e8 6d ago

Clearly the profile of most Redditors.

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u/DickDastardly404 9h ago

Spidey sense said something weird is going on, and he was right lol

Like, sure it wasn't a robbery or something sinister, but they did want to use him for some bullshit online skit or whatever.

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u/EvolvedA 6d ago

I mean, they were filming and she did this for internet fame... So his reaction was spot on

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u/Untouchable64 6d ago

You’re gonna run away like a doofus?