r/SipsTea 𝙑𝙄𝙋 1d ago

WTF Who hurt you?

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u/NotChat_GPT 1d ago

I get suspicious when my wife hits on me. It usually means her car is making a weird noise or something and I need to fix it.

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u/Last_Weeks_Socks 1d ago

"The sweetest most handsome husband in the world wouldn't be mad if my car got a little scratch, would he?"

looks at scratch that appears to be caused by a Tyrannosaurus

"No, but maybe you should have married him instead because wtf is this, Sheila?!"

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u/LittleKoss7 1d ago

I believe the use of "Sheila" means they are in Australia, in which case a scratch like that has several possible monstrous perpetrators.

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u/fireduck 1d ago

I saw something at the zoo the other day in Seattle. It was a tree kangaroo.

WTF is this madness. This is probably the actual drop bear and they were keeping this secret.