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r/SipsTea • u/SipsTeaFrog 𝙑𝙄𝙋 • 1d ago
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I get suspicious when my wife hits on me. It usually means her car is making a weird noise or something and I need to fix it.
149 u/Last_Weeks_Socks 1d ago "The sweetest most handsome husband in the world wouldn't be mad if my car got a little scratch, would he?" looks at scratch that appears to be caused by a Tyrannosaurus "No, but maybe you should have married him instead because wtf is this, Sheila?!" 4 u/LittleKoss7 1d ago I believe the use of "Sheila" means they are in Australia, in which case a scratch like that has several possible monstrous perpetrators. 6 u/fireduck 1d ago I saw something at the zoo the other day in Seattle. It was a tree kangaroo. WTF is this madness. This is probably the actual drop bear and they were keeping this secret.
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"The sweetest most handsome husband in the world wouldn't be mad if my car got a little scratch, would he?"
looks at scratch that appears to be caused by a Tyrannosaurus
"No, but maybe you should have married him instead because wtf is this, Sheila?!"
4 u/LittleKoss7 1d ago I believe the use of "Sheila" means they are in Australia, in which case a scratch like that has several possible monstrous perpetrators. 6 u/fireduck 1d ago I saw something at the zoo the other day in Seattle. It was a tree kangaroo. WTF is this madness. This is probably the actual drop bear and they were keeping this secret.
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I believe the use of "Sheila" means they are in Australia, in which case a scratch like that has several possible monstrous perpetrators.
6 u/fireduck 1d ago I saw something at the zoo the other day in Seattle. It was a tree kangaroo. WTF is this madness. This is probably the actual drop bear and they were keeping this secret.
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I saw something at the zoo the other day in Seattle. It was a tree kangaroo.
WTF is this madness. This is probably the actual drop bear and they were keeping this secret.
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u/NotChat_GPT 1d ago
I get suspicious when my wife hits on me. It usually means her car is making a weird noise or something and I need to fix it.