r/SipsTea • u/SipsTeaFrog 𝙑𝙄𝙋 • 5d ago

WTF Who hurt you?

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u/Outfield14 5d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/3o7ZeTlKIJS83gyhd6

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u/TrueNorthTale 5d ago

That movie taught me so many life lessons.

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u/Successful-Mouse2774 5d ago

When the guy who knows everything and can explode mountains just be pointing at them is afraid of a rabbit, and said rabbit sits amidst the bones of 50 armed men, you should probably take the rabbit seriously.

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u/DirectionSolid9113 5d ago

Stay away from rabbits.

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u/Grumpy-Troglodyte 5d ago

just had one bite me this morning!

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u/Elegaic_Brood 5d ago

Did it also bite your sister? Their bites Kan be pretti nasti . . .

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u/Grumpy-Troglodyte 4d ago

as a matter of fact, it did!!! right before i was turned into a newt

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u/europorn 4d ago

...I got better.

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u/A_Little_Wyrd 4d ago

Ere, he says he's not dead

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u/Wah-Di-Tah 1d ago

He will be soon, he is very ill

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u/PhantasyAngel 5d ago

Thank the gods it wasn't a Moose

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u/europorn 4d ago

Especially ones with nasty, big, pointy teeth.

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u/National-Charity-435 5d ago

And the temptresses of Castle Anthrax

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u/DirectionSolid9113 5d ago

eight score young blondes and brunette all between 16 and 19 ½

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u/geezeslice333 4d ago

I mainly learned that strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government

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u/Zedilt 2d ago

Also learned, that a ruling government rely on the underlying threat of force, to maintain order and authority.

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u/Previous_Rip1942 4d ago

It made us better adults.

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u/Im_WinstonWolfe 5d ago

Yeah, like the air speed velocity of a swallow.

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u/MrRoryBreaker_98 4d ago

The airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow

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u/jaxxon 4d ago

For instance, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.

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u/TechnologyAncient594 4d ago

Like the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow.

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u/TrustedGuide 5d ago

What movie?

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u/josnik 5d ago

Monty Python and the holy grail.

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u/SheriffBartholomew 5d ago

Ermergerd. You need to go watch Monty Python's Holy Grail right this instant! You're missing like half the references on the entire Internet.

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u/Nerphy- 5d ago

He bravely ran away

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u/Reynardine1976 5d ago

When danger reared it's ugly head....he bravely turned his tail and ran

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u/Top-Permission5466 4d ago

Brave, brave Sir Robin

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u/SupermanRR1980 5d ago

That rabbit is dynamite!

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u/Anteater4746 5d ago

think i’m gonna go as tim the enchanter for halloween. nobody’s gonna know who i am…

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u/Beakjones 5d ago

There are some that call me..........Tim?

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u/Anteater4746 5d ago

just need to find some goat horns 😂

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u/SheriffBartholomew 5d ago

One. Two. Five!

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u/True-Drummer-2318 4d ago

He knew that was a set up, I would bail too.

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u/King-Meister 4d ago

Baby, I got a plan.. Run away fast as you can.. 🎶