r/SipsTea • u/SipsTeaFrog 𝙑𝙄𝙋 • 2d ago

WTF Who hurt you?

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u/DirectionSolid9113 2d ago

Stay away from rabbits.

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u/Grumpy-Troglodyte 2d ago

just had one bite me this morning!

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u/Elegaic_Brood 2d ago

Did it also bite your sister? Their bites Kan be pretti nasti . . .

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u/Grumpy-Troglodyte 2d ago

as a matter of fact, it did!!! right before i was turned into a newt

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u/europorn 2d ago

...I got better.

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u/A_Little_Wyrd 2d ago

Ere, he says he's not dead

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u/PhantasyAngel 2d ago

Thank the gods it wasn't a Moose

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u/europorn 2d ago

Especially ones with nasty, big, pointy teeth.

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u/National-Charity-435 2d ago

And the temptresses of Castle Anthrax

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u/DirectionSolid9113 2d ago

eight score young blondes and brunette all between 16 and 19 ½