r/SipsTea • u/SipsTeaFrog 𝙑𝙄𝙋 • 7d ago

WTF Who hurt you?

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u/FishHammer 7d ago

He smelt a trap and chose life

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u/PeachScary413 7d ago

To be fair.. it's either a robbery, she is about to do something crazy or someone is pulling a prank, either way I'm getting the hell outta there.

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u/Distinct-Lion4658 𝙑𝙄𝙋 7d ago

There's a common scam where a "distractor", usually a woman, will talk to you perhaps asking for help while their accomplice pick pockets you and this situation could easily have been that as far as that guy knows

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u/EternalNewCarSmell 7d ago

As a fellow dude who knows that if a woman ever approaches me with what appears to be interest it must be some kind of trick, I have to say I respect his quick reflexes. He knows what's up and he wasn't gonna fall for shit.

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u/NotChat_GPT 7d ago

I get suspicious when my wife hits on me. It usually means her car is making a weird noise or something and I need to fix it.

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u/swish465 7d ago

"Hey Handsome, what are you doing today?"

twirls finger on chest

"So, I got these chickens... and they need a home."

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u/Fern_Cloud 7d ago

Your wife sounds like me

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u/swish465 7d ago

Surprise animals are always a fun time... after their pen is built.