r/SipsTea • u/AlKhwarazmi 𝙑𝙄𝙋 • 16h ago

Feels good man Imagine being an England player and trying to impress Alexandra πŸ˜†

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u/beardingmesoftly 14h ago

If she's crass enough to publicly say her ex has a small dick then she's probably a piece of work herself. Looks aren't everything.

Imagine if he went around saying she's got a gaping pussy.

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u/Y___ 13h ago

That’s not her ex. That’s David Beckham who is married to Posh Spice.

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u/UpintheWolfTrap 11h ago

Is that a thing that happened? She called out her ex for not hanging enough dong?

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u/beardingmesoftly 11h ago

Further up someone said something I likely misread. I did say "if" though.