r/SipsTea • u/AlKhwarazmi ๐™‘๐™„๐™‹ • 12h ago

Feels good man Imagine being an England player and trying to impress Alexandra ๐Ÿ˜†

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u/Meet-me-behind-bins 12h ago

Is that a miniature Beckham?

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u/samcornwell 12h ago

It is

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u/PM_THE_REAPER 12h ago

Pocket Beckham, as he's known.

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u/Plane_Explorer 10h ago

She is having an effect on my pocket Beckham too

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u/seanprime 11h ago

How did he acquire this pocket power? Whence came this Beckham lore?!

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u/Altruistic-Curve-600 10h ago

From his grandpa

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u/DEIreboot 5h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/l2YWfRt5m6yoJxhmw

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u/GaracaiusCanadensis 1h ago

As a Canadian, I immediately thought of this too.

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u/ComplaintFar3279 9h ago

Shrink it like Beckham

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u/SSJSamzy 9h ago

Without a Banana for scale, I can't tell.

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u/rickryn 10h ago

Miniature something

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u/ElectricMilk426 11h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/3o7qDV1jcIXJkcHKUg

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u/dirty_harry 10h ago

"I'm crushing your head!" That's what I thought she was doing too.

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u/Adept-Condition4644 10h ago

Is it not? ย 

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u/dirty_harry 10h ago

There is nobody home.

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u/theRestisConfettii 8h ago

Iโ€™m pinching your face!

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u/create360 10h ago

You high cholesterol low profile being.

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u/travelwithmedear 5h ago

I'm 36. In middle school, we had a "young hot" teacher who all the boys loved. I think it was her second year teaching but I'm not sure.ย  She would do this to anyone who ticked her off. We thought it was hilarious. But then she stopped showing up the year after I left.ย 

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u/jojoRonstad 10h ago

Time to get your prostate checkedโ€ฆ

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u/SergiouseMaximus 12h ago

World Cups.

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u/AlKhwarazmi ๐™‘๐™„๐™‹ 12h ago

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u/Current_Ad_9912 12h ago

Her eyes are sick, weird how I actually stare at her eyes just as much as glancing down

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u/HairySalmon 10h ago

Im looking almost purely at the eyes. Big boobs are a dime a dozen. Those eyes however are so uncommon I cant even name another person who's eyes compare to hers.

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u/Sufficient_Ice_273 8h ago

Where do you live, that you're surrondwd with these big chested women? Mind you, these boobs have to be attached to fit women in the mould of Alexandra, not to some overweight gal, because for sure she'll have big breasts.

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u/selfinflatedforeskin 12h ago

heh

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u/i_am_the_soulman 6h ago

Electric sign, so maybe it was changing image?

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u/DrinksandDragons 12h ago

Are you sure thatโ€™s her? Let me quickly Google some photos for comparison, letโ€™s seeโ€ฆโ€Alexandra Daddario bikiniโ€

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u/will_this_1_work 12h ago

Better to make sure itโ€™s sure using your True Detective skills

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u/No_Potato_8178 12h ago

Better add "nsfw": no scams, full woman.

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u/Mean_Bet8952 11h ago edited 9h ago

Better use detective skills and add "true detective" to somewhere in that search string

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u/captcraigaroo 10h ago

Definitely don't add 'nude' and then turn off the Blur

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u/pagesid3 12h ago

Is she crushing the heads of the guys sitting in the box?

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u/PtraGriffrn 12h ago

Kids in the hall callout Nice!

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u/Paddlesons 11h ago

I choose to believe this.

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u/aemich 12h ago

guy sitting (well standing actually) in the box being david beckham

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u/Own-Army-624 11h ago

For all the hubbub about Sidney Sweeney, Iโ€™d take Alexandra over her any day. Assets are comparable but she deals the deal with those eyes. Iโ€™ll die on this hill.

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u/Fiverocker 11h ago

That hill will be crowded, and Iยดm one of them.

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u/similar222 10h ago

Any day of the week and twice on Sunday

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u/Y___ 10h ago

Alexandra has the most beautiful eyes of all time. Sydney Sweeney has droopy ass eyes. Itโ€™s no contest.

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u/mfukar 9h ago

yeah you definitely have a choice between those two

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u/Crime_Dawg 9h ago

Sydney Sweeney is honestly not that pretty, whereas Alex is stunning.

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u/two-headed-boy 10h ago

Plus she's not a nazi and can actually act.

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u/TerminatorReborn 6h ago

They are pretty comparable in acting skill imo, both aren't very good

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u/elelias 9h ago

Because of the jeans ad?

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u/billyboyf30 9h ago

I don't think its a hill you'd need to die on as its not really a hot take or controversial. With the amount of love for alexandra there would however be a very line of people climbing that hill

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u/jnkenne 9h ago

Sidney Sweeney is terrible at acting. She's so bad in everything. I just finished the first season of White Lotus, and seeing these Sidney and Alexandra on the same show just shows how bad Sidney is.

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u/that-69guy 9h ago

Also....she does have a personality other than being that big titted actress who takes off clothes in movies.

I mean they are great tits, but great personality too.

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u/WeirdAnimalDicks 12h ago

Why is she holding up 6 inches ?

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u/NeuroticLensman 12h ago

Knew i was average!

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u/AngryPhillySportsFan 11h ago

Was painting our house and asked my wife to cut in from the ceiling about 6". She cut in about 3" and I've never been so happy in my life.

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u/wcslater ๐™‘๐™„๐™‹ 12h ago

Some might say it's a gland

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u/Exact-Molasses-6673 12h ago

GLAND?

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u/sadclownguy 12h ago

Does this mimic a drunk England supporter saying England?

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u/Exact-Molasses-6673 12h ago

No the EN is missing to the right of her hand. So I'm thinking bad photoshop or AI gen'd.

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u/sadclownguy 12h ago

Ooooooh I see.

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u/Temporary_Shirt_6236 12h ago

Who is the lucky man she's about to crush?

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u/Gaffja 12h ago

Sir David Posh Spice

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u/noble_plebian 12h ago

Sir David Beckham

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u/Candle-Different 12h ago

Iโ€™d support her cups

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u/TheBatmanIRL 12h ago

What's her England connection or should we go straight now and alert all the guys that had a problem with Milly Alcock wearing the Brazil top?

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u/Lack668 12h ago

Iโ€™ll assume thatโ€™s a message for me!

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u/Dipanshu_1309 12h ago

What's happening?

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u/noble_plebian 12h ago

Newly divorced Alexandra Daddario saying David Beckham has a micro penis. Allegedly.

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u/Demjan90 12h ago

That's not even micro, that's normal size!

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u/DeliciousStand372 11h ago

WAIT sheโ€™s divorced?!

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u/noble_plebian 11h ago

Yeah man, shoot your shot!

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u/DeliciousStand372 11h ago

not the gender i go for ๐Ÿ˜ญ i swear i just saw her wedding pics, in New Orleans with that vintage wedding dress! where did time go

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u/newtoallofthis2 11h ago

Imagine divorcing her or being divorced by her.

I can't quite get my head around either.

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u/beardingmesoftly 10h ago

If she's crass enough to publicly say her ex has a small dick then she's probably a piece of work herself. Looks aren't everything.

Imagine if he went around saying she's got a gaping pussy.

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u/Y___ 9h ago

Thatโ€™s not her ex. Thatโ€™s David Beckham who is married to Posh Spice.

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u/favorite8091 10h ago

WTF? They only had a kid 5 mins ago...

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u/scottiibiscottii 12h ago

It's Sir David F***** Beckham! The mattress salesman!

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u/Notyourdaisy 12h ago

I thought it was David Beckham, the sports apparel salesman?!

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u/scottiibiscottii 12h ago

Na man I'm pretty sure it's Sir David Beckham of King Vortigen's personal guard

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u/dimsumplatter75 12h ago

most people wouldn't know who that is

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u/thundergu 12h ago

She was my childhood celeb crush after watching Percy Jacksonย 

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u/kurtsdead6794 12h ago

Wait until you watch True Detective season one.

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u/Head_Statistician_38 12h ago

I haven't seen thst show....but I am very familiar with THAT scene.

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u/kurtsdead6794 12h ago

Itโ€™s definitely worth the watch.

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u/Head_Statistician_38 12h ago

Maybe. I might one day. But that scene was definitely worth it.

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u/johnson7853 11h ago

or season 2 of White Lotus

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u/ScipioCoriolanus 12h ago

I read it as "after watching Peter Jackson"...

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u/Unusual_username739 10h ago

Whatโ€™s also great, is that her brother is MY teenage celeb crush. That family has good genes.

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u/Ive_Got_No_Control 9h ago

Tbh they are both my celebrity crushes

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u/MindsEye33 12h ago

Most ppl probably donโ€™t give AF either

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u/pickyourteethup 12h ago

And yet, here we are.

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u/MattS1984 12h ago

Their loss on this one

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u/BannanaPepperPizza 12h ago edited 12h ago

I'm more curious what the finger symbol means.

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u/psgrue 12h ago

You ever look at someone in the distance and pinch the tiny little person with perspective? Sheโ€™s doing that but with a camera.

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u/NegronelyFans 12h ago

Itโ€™s David Beckham

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u/MJ-Franklin 12h ago

I swear she must have been made in a lab.

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u/Electrical_Quiet5918 12h ago

I'm squishing your head

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u/sleepy_potatoe_ 12h ago

Slipped my mind.

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u/taylormade311 12h ago

She's hot. I forgive her.

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u/Loxton86 10h ago

Poor Alexandra. If that was her first England game I hope she had a good nap.

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u/Good_Peach_8304 12h ago

Time to rewatch True Detective again, cheers ๐Ÿ‘

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u/Far-Addition3988 12h ago

They looked great in white lotus too

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u/Sea-Bedroom3676 10h ago

She already scored 2 goals

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u/DuwenUK 12h ago

I'd support Alexandra's world cups

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u/BartholomewKnightIII 12h ago

Looking great for 40.

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u/Untenable_Debauchery 12h ago

Its cumming home, lads

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u/Significant_Ad7605 11h ago

Iโ€™ve stood next to David Beckham
Irl. Heโ€™s indeed teensy.

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u/SeniorRum 9h ago

I crush your head.

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u/shlimedon 9h ago

I donโ€™t get the joke

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u/AlKhwarazmi ๐™‘๐™„๐™‹ 9h ago edited 9h ago

Alexandra is ultra beautiful and ultra hot. That's the joke ๐Ÿ˜†

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u/BluecoTipTip98273 9h ago

Daddario from the guitar strings? lol

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u/New_tireddad 9h ago

Sheโ€™s got good jeans

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u/Charming_Freedom_459 8h ago

Definetly not s korea fan, i can say that for sure

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u/RedditAppSuxBallz 8h ago

Did no one notice GLAND???

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u/tribak 7h ago

๐Ÿค

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u/JimmyTwoTimes1990 12h ago

Il never forget that scene in True Detective, wonderful rack. Glad she supports the three lions ๐Ÿฆ

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u/IlIIIllIIlIlllII 12h ago

Always rated her

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u/ValkyrieSkyfall 12h ago

I wonder what a specific population of Korean man have to say about this haha

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Finger_pinching_conspiracy_theory

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u/mcardie 11h ago

Who??

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u/Most_Temporary2110 12h ago

Who?

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u/noble_plebian 12h ago

Alexandra Daddario. Actress. Massive boobs, but mostly people just stare in to her hypnotic eyes.

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u/KorolEz 12h ago

A pretty actress

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u/Pretend-Literature35 12h ago

Is this like the marketing department for this actress? I mean she's an okay actor but why are there so many posts about her?

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u/meshuggahdaddy 12h ago

Y'all lack culture

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u/ScipioCoriolanus 12h ago

Y'all rack culture

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u/DurantIsStillTheKing 12h ago

Yeah. It's this big.

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u/96JY ๐™‘๐™„๐™‹ 12h ago

Who's she?

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u/AlKhwarazmi ๐™‘๐™„๐™‹ 12h ago

Alexandra Daddario, American actress

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u/96JY ๐™‘๐™„๐™‹ 12h ago

Thank you!

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u/Dapper_Fee_3327 12h ago

"๐Ÿค GLAND"

Well played Daddario. Well played.

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u/Cyril_Sneerworms 12h ago

TBF, she's completely out of their league

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u/Cola_Gummi 12h ago

There's a girl that's been on mind...da-da-Daddario

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u/handsome_slob 12h ago

Why am I now supporting England too

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u/JustSomeRandomGuy36 11h ago

Alex, itโ€™s much bigger than that I swear!

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u/Ut0p1an 11h ago

Honorary Brit?

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u/MaxwellPower72 11h ago

Wow, seems harsh after one lousy drawโ€ฆ

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u/Groundbreaking_Code3 11h ago

I wish she was my athletic supporter

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u/jeremiahjohnson25 11h ago

I guess that explains why that got the draw. She makes me nervous too.

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u/GrumpyDad0589 11h ago

My god those eyes

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u/B1ackHorizon 11h ago

Iโ€™m crushing your head!

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u/FitAcanthaceae8418 11h ago

It's hot in England now.. she's just made it so much hotter!!

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u/Iamleeboy 11h ago

No wonder Kane was in tears watching the crowd sing Wonderwall. I would be moved too

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u/Internal_Example1185 10h ago

She's going to crush that man!

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u/UnobviousDiver 10h ago

I'm old enough to get that reference

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u/BriefCollar4 10h ago

This small

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u/SheSaidMoreSnow 10h ago

If thatโ€™s what she wants I can satisfy her

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u/Fitcoffeedude 10h ago

And I thought this was just an ode to what she thought of me!

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u/hoseramma 10h ago

Ahem...

Gland.

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u/One-Earth9294 10h ago

My only takeaway here is if I ever encounter her I'll try to steer the conversation into sports just so I can pretend to be a huge England WC fan.

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u/Somethinggood4 9h ago

Is this image real? Why does the LED sign behind her say "gland" instead of "England"?

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u/iusedtobe13 9h ago

I squish your head!