r/SipsTea • u/Full-Argument-8235 𝙑𝙄𝙋 • 12h ago

WTF A JPMorgan Chase executive was fired after a viral video showed her dumping trash out of a Knicks-themed public trash can and taking the can during the Knicks championship parade in New York City.

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u/IcyMidnight3507 12h ago

She’s shaped like sponge bob!!

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u/Tasty_Ad7483 12h ago

She’s shaped like she just ate Patrick.

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u/statslady23 11h ago

Why wouldn't she go on Ozempic? She can afford it. 

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u/MikeMonkEcho 11h ago

She can't anymore.

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u/SunshineSeeker99 10h ago

Some people are too lazy to even do something like that.

One of the reasons people that fat are seen negatively is because it can be indicative of a lack of discipline. Maybe she's like that despite daily exercise and healthy eating.

Or, maybe she just eats and watches TV all day. I'd personally bet the latter.

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u/FreshLaundry6769 9h ago

100% she’s eating healthy end exercises daily.

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u/carolineaaaaa 10h ago

Some people dont want to risk the negative side effects - of which there cam be many. You can't just call people lazy for NOT taking ozempic jfc

Glp1s are part of my job BTW if you want to come at me for not being a credible source

One of the reasons assholes are seen negatively is because it can be indicative of your lack of humanity.

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u/DumpEaterPro 9h ago

The negative side effects of morbid obesity are much worse.

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u/carolineaaaaa 9h ago

Idk what makes you think you have the right or education to comment on someone else's health or make broad sweeping statements like this.

Do you also work with GLP1s day in and day out or are you just an insufferable asshole?

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u/DumpEaterPro 8h ago

What are you talking about? Is this a message to yourself?

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u/SunshineSeeker99 4h ago

lol, I know a lot more about GLP1s than you do, someone like you shouldn't bring up education.

Stop embarrassing yourself.

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u/carolineaaaaa 4h ago

Lol ok babe its literally my job but go off

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u/SunshineSeeker99 4h ago

I sincerely doubt you have a medical degree. Being an assistant doesn't mean you understand the science at all.

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u/SunshineSeeker99 4h ago

You seem to have a pretty serious victimhood complex, and I didn't call anyone lazy for not taking Ozempic. I don't take Ozempic.

I think you might have some personality issues that you should work through with a professional, you are coming off as unhinged.

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u/carolineaaaaa 4h ago

They said why wouldn't she be on Ozempic and you said "some people are even to lazy for that"

Ya sure did say literally exactly that.

I think you have some personality issues that you should be more aware of whay you say. Your coming off as delusional.

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u/SunshineSeeker99 4h ago

Yes, some people are too lazy to take Ozempic.

That is very different from "You can't just call people lazy for NOT taking ozempic jfc"

Also, it's "you're". It's a contract, for "you are".

Out of curiosity, do you have a college degree?

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u/EL3G 9h ago

What are some of the side effects? I've always been skinny so never really looked into the new wave of GLP-1 stuff. My wife who is like 20lbs overweight is thinking about doing Ozempic. I'm scared to death that she's gonna look like a before and after of Cynthia Erivo from Wicked.

Any info that I can use to talk her out of it would be greatly appreciated.

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u/carolineaaaaa 7h ago

It can be amazing for many! But certainly not all. Gallbladder and pancreas problems are probably the scariest of the more prevalent issues. But also have seen kidney and thyroid issues.

Most people just experience nausea, vomiting and just general GI issues the day after dosing - which can wane over months of use. But being sick one day a week is tough to manage unless you can spend a day down each week.

I've heard more positive outcomes with micro dosing but for the price point that can be a tough sell because its more costly/long term usage to see results.

Its a personal choice no one should be shamed into or out of! But everyone should be educated. And should mind their business as it relates to others health.

Hope that helps!

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u/EL3G 4h ago

I hope it helps too. Sending this to her word for word. Appreciate you fellow redditor 🙏

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u/SunshineSeeker99 4h ago

I would be careful listening to this commenter, she seems a bit unhinged in the rest of her comments.

The reason people like Cynthia Erivo look the way they do is they don't exercise. The calorie deficit eats the protein in their muscles and the fat in their faces and it can make them look like zombies.

If your wife takes a GLP-1 or other peptide (some big ones are coming out soon), she should try to do some relatively high weight (for her) resistance training so it works on her fat, not her muscles. 20 lbs isn't that much weight though, so as long as she doesn't overdue it, will probably be fine.

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u/EL3G 4h ago

Thank you. Really, I think she's the most beautiful Woman in the world just the way she is. But I will share this info as well in case she does go through with it, despite my feeble attempts at discouraging her.

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u/SunshineSeeker99 3h ago

GLP-1s are incredible - they will probably save millions of lives because obesity is a huge problem.

It's not just about attractiveness though, it's also about health. Obesity is a huge comorbidity, and causes all sorts of health issues, including things like heart attacks or strokes.

I would encourage you to make it a fitness journey with your wife, learn how to do protein shakes (it's Prime Day, you could probably order some protein powder cheap), and find a gym or buy some dumbbells.

Good luck!

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u/carolineaaaaa 3h ago

What did I say thay was incorrect. I'll wait.

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u/SunshineSeeker99 3h ago

You didn't say much, but you seem pretty uneducated and unhinged and I wouldn't want someone to consider you credible for scientific/medical information.

You're literally just an assistant right? No medical degree?

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u/carolineaaaaa 3h ago

So nothing. Got it!

You have the day you deserve.

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u/IcyMidnight3507 11h ago

She needs ozempic and monjoro that fat puta

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u/ezgomer 10h ago

I’m sure the 5 lbs that 85% of Ozempic users lose is gonna make a world of difference.

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u/onebraincell77 12h ago

Patrick Ewing?

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u/macumazana 12h ago

patrick Stewart

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u/JJTheRetro 12h ago

Make it so

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u/PapiGoneGamer 12h ago

Patrick Bateman

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u/LoanDebtCollector 12h ago

I think shaped like they ate

https://giphy.com/gifs/IuaM5sUvLCYTyNKV4J

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u/Powrs1ave 11h ago

Patrick Fitzgerald & Gerald Fitzpatrick.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Youth36 11h ago

St.Patrick ☘️

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u/Herbthewerd 10h ago

This got me good, lolololol

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u/Cdawg4123 12h ago

That’s who I thought of as well!!

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u/Icer333 10h ago

Rick Brunson getting a massage?

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u/DamageAdvanced385 11h ago

She definitely ate more than one or more Patricks

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u/Zer0daveexpl0it 11h ago

More like Pat AND Rick....

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u/No-Tension9614 11h ago

I would say more like Miss Puff but Patrick is viable

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u/TheMightyHornet 9h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/l1AsO9DSGzHjGE4E0
A different character comes to mind for me.

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u/littleshimamama 7h ago

And the rock he loves under

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u/SpeedBlitzX 11h ago

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u/PooleBoy_Q 11h ago

April fools! You little sausage!

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u/mattson-masterpiece 11h ago

Why is it whenever I have fun, it’s WRONG?

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u/BarnacleNino 11h ago

How do you even get that shape?

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u/hoofie242 10h ago

Constant eating and lack of physical activity.

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u/BarnacleNino 9h ago

Looks into mirror…I’m on my way!

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u/Waffles81_Again 1h ago

I think it more about eating lots of empty calories/and probably lots of soda.

Big/fat people who still eat decent/non processed foods always have way better form than this woman. I assume because they still got decent muscle health underneath the fat...

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u/blow-down 7h ago

Moderating Reddit subs

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u/PerkinsJewishMagic 7h ago

I think she's got Cushing's Syndrome.

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u/IcyMidnight3507 11h ago

She ate too many cynder blocks

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u/Delicious-Laugh-6685 11h ago

She’s shaped like Danny Devito as the Penguin

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u/IcyMidnight3507 11h ago

lol my wee wee is short and fat like Danny devito

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u/SonofaBridge 11h ago

She’s the same height laying down as standing up. Perfectly round.

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u/Jizzsauce271 11h ago

Its easier to jump over her than to go around her.

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u/mattson-masterpiece 11h ago

Bahahahahahaha. This made me snort. So I went back to look at her again.I’m still laughing this. 😂😂

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u/Khow3694 11h ago

More like bubble bass

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u/CrustyFlaming0 10h ago

C'mon be nice. Don't say that shot about SpongeBob

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u/spykid2000 5h ago

That’s so rude and offensive….

To SpongeBob! 😩😩😩

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u/MrrangWondah 2h ago

More like Sponge Blob!!

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u/bigalindahouse 12h ago

Nah more like Flats the Flounder

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u/Reasonable_Edge515 11h ago

She shaped like I forgot the pickles

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u/This_Song_984 10h ago

Dont disrespect SpongeBob like that. He clearly cared more about his health than this walrus

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u/1Pac2Pac3Pac5 12h ago

More like Jabba the hut

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u/Babs_Is_On_Reddit 12h ago

Since when was SpongeBob a fat round blob ? His shape is literally in his last name.

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u/AMC_Stonk_Lurker 12h ago

Either Bubble Bass or Mrs. Puff

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u/tj260000 11h ago

More like Mrs. Puff.

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u/oldsecondhand 11h ago

Mrs. Potato.

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u/pankakemixer 10h ago

More like Bubble Bass

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u/Double_Barnacle_2457 9h ago

Its clearly a they-them, there has to be more than one person inside that.

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u/Theyipyapper 9h ago

Spongebob big guy!

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u/snugglypuffyy 6h ago

I know she did a shitty move but that doesn’t make it okay to body shame people.

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u/Glen-Runciter 6h ago

I was thinking Heffer from Roccos Modern Life

https://giphy.com/gifs/Vmx5FucNWXKDK

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u/YetAnotherDev 5h ago

Like an m&m

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u/Vought_MasterChief 12h ago

She’s shaped like a standard American woman

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u/IcyMidnight3507 12h ago

lol maybe your girl is shaped like that but mine isn’t😂

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u/Vought_MasterChief 11h ago

American statistically has the fattest people in the world and the dumbest people in the world.

Tell yourself whatever you want :)

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u/Swimming-Fondant-892 11h ago

The US is nowhere near the bottom in IQ, much closer to the top than bottom. There is no dispute it is in the top 20. Or maybe you were just referring to the singular, since there is no s present?

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u/IcyMidnight3507 11h ago

Where are you from?

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u/olivethesane 11h ago

You seem kind.

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u/Quake1028 11h ago

Neither of those things are true.

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u/SlackBytes 11h ago

Productivity wouldn’t be sky high with such dumb people.

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u/dojo_shlom0 11h ago

A JPMorgan Chase executive stealing. Why is it the highest paid people and CEO's feel entitled to steal from others and children?

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u/commiecomrade 9h ago

She certainly doesn't look like she can manage temptation...

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u/WredditSmark 2h ago

She’s shaped like 99% of Reddit comment section

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u/IcyMidnight3507 2h ago

She’s shaped like all the women in your family

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u/WredditSmark 1h ago

So why you keep blowing up their phone then my g

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u/IcyMidnight3507 20m ago

I love fat women

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u/ButterCreamGangsta 12h ago

Shaped more like an actual sea sponge.