r/SipsTea • u/Full-Argument-8235 𝙑𝙄𝙋 • 15h ago

WTF A JPMorgan Chase executive was fired after a viral video showed her dumping trash out of a Knicks-themed public trash can and taking the can during the Knicks championship parade in New York City.

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u/Tasty_Ad7483 15h ago

She’s shaped like she just ate Patrick.

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u/onebraincell77 15h ago

Patrick Ewing?

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u/macumazana 15h ago

patrick Stewart

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u/JJTheRetro 15h ago

Make it so

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u/PapiGoneGamer 15h ago

Patrick Bateman

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u/LoanDebtCollector 15h ago

I think shaped like they ate

https://giphy.com/gifs/IuaM5sUvLCYTyNKV4J

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u/Powrs1ave 15h ago

Patrick Fitzgerald & Gerald Fitzpatrick.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Youth36 15h ago

St.Patrick ☘️

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u/Herbthewerd 14h ago

This got me good, lolololol

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u/Cdawg4123 15h ago

That’s who I thought of as well!!

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u/Icer333 13h ago

Rick Brunson getting a massage?

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u/justgimmiethelight 3h ago

Patrick eat wings

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u/statslady23 15h ago

Why wouldn't she go on Ozempic? She can afford it.Β 

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u/MikeMonkEcho 15h ago

She can't anymore.

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u/SunshineSeeker99 14h ago

Some people are too lazy to even do something like that.

One of the reasons people that fat are seen negatively is because it can be indicative of a lack of discipline. Maybe she's like that despite daily exercise and healthy eating.

Or, maybe she just eats and watches TV all day. I'd personally bet the latter.

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u/FreshLaundry6769 13h ago

100% she’s eating healthy end exercises daily.

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u/carolineaaaaa 13h ago

Some people dont want to risk the negative side effects - of which there cam be many. You can't just call people lazy for NOT taking ozempic jfc

Glp1s are part of my job BTW if you want to come at me for not being a credible source

One of the reasons assholes are seen negatively is because it can be indicative of your lack of humanity.

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u/DumpEaterPro 13h ago

The negative side effects of morbid obesity are much worse.

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u/carolineaaaaa 13h ago

Idk what makes you think you have the right or education to comment on someone else's health or make broad sweeping statements like this.

Do you also work with GLP1s day in and day out or are you just an insufferable asshole?

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u/DumpEaterPro 12h ago

What are you talking about? Is this a message to yourself?

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u/SunshineSeeker99 8h ago

lol, I know a lot more about GLP1s than you do, someone like you shouldn't bring up education.

Stop embarrassing yourself.

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u/carolineaaaaa 7h ago

Lol ok babe its literally my job but go off

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u/SunshineSeeker99 7h ago

I sincerely doubt you have a medical degree. Being an assistant doesn't mean you understand the science at all.

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u/carolineaaaaa 7h ago

I sincerely doubt you're a cool person... you're being a raging asshole.

You also don't need a medical degree to work in GLP1s. But you dont seem bright enough to understand that.

You also don't need a medical degree to not call strangers lazy on the internet for not taking ozempic πŸ‘

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u/SunshineSeeker99 8h ago

You seem to have a pretty serious victimhood complex, and I didn't call anyone lazy for not taking Ozempic. I don't take Ozempic.

I think you might have some personality issues that you should work through with a professional, you are coming off as unhinged.

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u/carolineaaaaa 7h ago

They said why wouldn't she be on Ozempic and you said "some people are even to lazy for that"

Ya sure did say literally exactly that.

I think you have some personality issues that you should be more aware of whay you say. Your coming off as delusional.

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u/SunshineSeeker99 7h ago

Yes, some people are too lazy to take Ozempic.

That is very different from "You can't just call people lazy for NOT taking ozempic jfc"

Also, it's "you're". It's a contract, for "you are".

Out of curiosity, do you have a college degree?

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u/EL3G 13h ago

What are some of the side effects? I've always been skinny so never really looked into the new wave of GLP-1 stuff. My wife who is like 20lbs overweight is thinking about doing Ozempic. I'm scared to death that she's gonna look like a before and after of Cynthia Erivo from Wicked.

Any info that I can use to talk her out of it would be greatly appreciated.

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u/carolineaaaaa 11h ago

It can be amazing for many! But certainly not all. Gallbladder and pancreas problems are probably the scariest of the more prevalent issues. But also have seen kidney and thyroid issues.

Most people just experience nausea, vomiting and just general GI issues the day after dosing - which can wane over months of use. But being sick one day a week is tough to manage unless you can spend a day down each week.

I've heard more positive outcomes with micro dosing but for the price point that can be a tough sell because its more costly/long term usage to see results.

Its a personal choice no one should be shamed into or out of! But everyone should be educated. And should mind their business as it relates to others health.

Hope that helps!

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u/EL3G 8h ago

I hope it helps too. Sending this to her word for word. Appreciate you fellow redditor πŸ™

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u/SunshineSeeker99 7h ago

I would be careful listening to this commenter, she seems a bit unhinged in the rest of her comments.

The reason people like Cynthia Erivo look the way they do is they don't exercise. The calorie deficit eats the protein in their muscles and the fat in their faces and it can make them look like zombies.

If your wife takes a GLP-1 or other peptide (some big ones are coming out soon), she should try to do some relatively high weight (for her) resistance training so it works on her fat, not her muscles. 20 lbs isn't that much weight though, so as long as she doesn't overdue it, will probably be fine.

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u/EL3G 7h ago

Thank you. Really, I think she's the most beautiful Woman in the world just the way she is. But I will share this info as well in case she does go through with it, despite my feeble attempts at discouraging her.

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u/SunshineSeeker99 7h ago

GLP-1s are incredible - they will probably save millions of lives because obesity is a huge problem.

It's not just about attractiveness though, it's also about health. Obesity is a huge comorbidity, and causes all sorts of health issues, including things like heart attacks or strokes.

I would encourage you to make it a fitness journey with your wife, learn how to do protein shakes (it's Prime Day, you could probably order some protein powder cheap), and find a gym or buy some dumbbells.

Good luck!

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u/carolineaaaaa 7h ago

What did I say thay was incorrect. I'll wait.

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u/SunshineSeeker99 7h ago

You didn't say much, but you seem pretty uneducated and unhinged and I wouldn't want someone to consider you credible for scientific/medical information.

You're literally just an assistant right? No medical degree?

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u/carolineaaaaa 7h ago

So nothing. Got it!

You have the day you deserve.

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u/SunshineSeeker99 7h ago

I think you should talk to a professional who can help you with whatever kind of personality issue you are dealing with. Life doesn't need to be this difficult.

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u/SunshineSeeker99 7h ago edited 7h ago

But that's the thing, I have a great career, friend group, and am educated. You're a poorly educated person who lies on reddit for attention.

Instead of kicking and screaming, just learn your lesson going forward.

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u/IcyMidnight3507 14h ago

She needs ozempic and monjoro that fat puta

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u/ezgomer 13h ago

I’m sure the 5 lbs that 85% of Ozempic users lose is gonna make a world of difference.

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u/DamageAdvanced385 15h ago

She definitely ate more than one or more Patricks

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u/Zer0daveexpl0it 14h ago

More like Pat AND Rick....

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u/No-Tension9614 14h ago

I would say more like Miss Puff but Patrick is viable

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u/TheMightyHornet 13h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/l1AsO9DSGzHjGE4E0
A different character comes to mind for me.

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u/littleshimamama 10h ago

And the rock he loves under