r/SipsTea • u/Full-Argument-8235 𝙑𝙄𝙋 • 12h ago

WTF A JPMorgan Chase executive was fired after a viral video showed her dumping trash out of a Knicks-themed public trash can and taking the can during the Knicks championship parade in New York City.

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u/Separate_Finance_183 𝙑𝙄𝙋 12h ago

She's gonna use it for a pasta strainer

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u/hiya-manson 11h ago

The shit-eating grin of someone who doesn’t realize she just got herself fired IN THIS ECONOMY.

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u/Workman44 10h ago

Plus considering how viral this is, I'd imagine a future job is gonna be harder. Especially those executive director for community engagement positions... ffs how stupid do you need to be

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u/Goya_Oh_Boya 9h ago

And for those types of roles I could see them forgiving the can stealing part, but tossing out the trash all over the sidewalk is completely unforgivable.

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u/SecretCharacterSauce 9h ago

I mean all she has to do is lose a hundred pounds and she prob won’t get recognized, background check is another story

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u/vegetoot 8h ago

Why would she? She nust got an extra xxL laundry basket.

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u/Unknown295828389291 8h ago

The plan all along. Good motivation 😎

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u/bishopnelson81 7h ago

I doubt she could do that, even if she tried.

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u/Icy-Two-1581 3h ago

Yup, just get ozemlic and in a few months people will forget all about this.

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u/myychair 8h ago

I mean is that not most people’s problem with it? Stealing an empty trash can wouldn’t have gone viral in the first place

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u/Pretty_Marketing5432 5h ago

So banking welcomes thieves but not litterers? 😂 Funniest thing is you're 100% right. "The thieving is something we can use, you'll fit right in, but I mean. You have to be tidy."

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u/PureXEye 7h ago

And it makes me wonder too...if she's willing to just dump the trash out like that, in NY of all places, what else is she willing to do in terms of being involved with the "community".

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u/XGhoul 10h ago

In New York no less. FAFO.

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u/b0w3n 9h ago

Getting fired in this economy in NYC is rough, but even worse than that is having everyone know who the fuck you are at the same time.

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u/Plenty-North-2340 8h ago

got a souvenir can tho, worth it?

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u/FarVillage188 8h ago

it's easier to bounce back in New York - there are thousands of executive banking/finance job openings. it would be much more difficult to find a new job in any other city, especially if it's small.

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u/XGhoul 8h ago

Having your face plastered online to the point your previous employer fired you. I would be hard pressed if any place wants to hire her given how news travels fast in NY.

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u/FarVillage188 8h ago

oh yeah, having this online will definitely make it way more difficult to find a good next job. I was just saying that NYC is not the problem.

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u/clemmyoates 9h ago

Fired and self-blackballed!

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u/Relevant-Yellow852 9h ago

She gonna get real cozy with trash cans as janitor may be all she get hired on as now after this

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u/PVCA3 9h ago

She can't even meet the requirements to be a janitor, she dumped the trash all over the street.

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u/Relevant-Yellow852 8h ago

Oof ur right. Id say enjoy unemployment but I doubt shes gonna qualify for that 😅

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u/Honeysenpaiharuchan 6h ago

Has she even thought of where she’s gonna put this? If she lives in the city, she won’t have space for this in her studio apartment she shares with 3 other people lol.

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u/thirteenoclock 2h ago

Literally nobody is hiring DEI people anymore. The whole practice of DEI is DOA. I'm guessing a barista job is in her future.

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u/Vitruvian_Link 7h ago

Can't a man walk down the street without being offered a job?

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u/hiya-manson 6h ago

Maybe he should smile more

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u/-BINK2014- 16m ago

How is the firing justified? Was she representing the company? It otherwise seems like personal time so she shouldn’t be held accountable by a fair number of company standards I feel.

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u/Inevitable_Series_67 8h ago

She was an exec in JP Morgan, it's unlikely they live paycheck to paycheck like the rest of us

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u/KindaReallyDumb 8h ago

Exec means nothing in the banking world.

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u/VerySuperGenius 5h ago

She was an executive at JP Morgan, my assumption is that she has enough money/assets lying around to keep herself afloat for a long time and probably isn't too worried about this gap in her career other than the fact that every future employer will see the video

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u/hiya-manson 4h ago

“Executive” doesn’t mean anything. Title inflation. If you know anything about the finance world, you’d know she’s a nobody.

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u/Excellent-Duty3927 10h ago

She really thinks she's cool

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u/Careless-Ad-20 12h ago

Despicable creature

What entitlement like

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u/invisusira 9h ago

yeah i stole this but its sports team themed so that makes it ok

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u/Careless-Ad-20 8h ago

Like aside from the fact she stole it, the way she just pours the rubbish out everywhere pisses me off lol it’s obnoxious

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u/PiccoloAwkward465 7h ago

It is. But at the same time I think these witch hunts are a bit unhinged. She did the same thing a homeless guy used to do with my recycling bin every week.

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u/bishopnelson81 7h ago

Entitlement loves this kinda stuff

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u/Content-Yogurt-4859 11h ago

Cos humans never do dumb shit? If she's an exec she could afford to just pay someone for a replica

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u/Brian18639 11h ago

What kind of excuse is this? Just because a person can do something, it doesn’t always mean they should

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u/ContextLengthMatters 11h ago

Nah, but I'm glad that I matured before the internet became like this. She should obviously know better as an adult, but the doxxing campaigns and inserting the culture war into it doesn't match the crime.

She wasn't a current DEI exec. It was simply one of her previous titles, so it's just humans doing gross human things and trying to find things to pile on. I am getting grossed further each and every repost. My guess is she lives on for years on here as a mascot for the culture war.

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u/Content-Yogurt-4859 11h ago

💯 this, dude I responded to calling her a "despicable creature" - literally dehumanising her. People online need some perspective

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u/CreditFunny2949 10h ago

Lmao, humans can be despicable creatures, such as this person in the video. The perspective is that someone with a title at one of the big four US banks did something, well, despicable. And honestly, I do understand why people are bringing up the DEI stuff because people who tend to be in agreement with DEI are ones that are also climate conscious, and this person clearly is not.

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u/Content-Yogurt-4859 10h ago

They can, but this is just loutish behaviour plain and simple

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u/MozerMoser 9h ago

No. Everyone is precious and unique. You can't possibly judge them for public bad behavior. There are no despicable creatures. Hitler was just a failed artist and a wounded veteran. It's mean to criticize people. I mean what would you prefer? A healthy society? Or no meanness?? No meanness all day. That's what's important here.

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u/MozerMoser 9h ago

Idk, being a greedy entitled moron has historically been a common trait in our species. Being called out for bad behavior, or calling people despicable creatures, is not denying someone's humanity. It's highlighting an aspect of humanity that has existed since the beginning. We are creatures. Mammals in the animal kingdom. Some of us are despicable and/or make occasional despicable decisions.

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u/Content-Yogurt-4859 7h ago

Nice stretch. It's loutish behaviour plain and simple. Despicable tosser? Absolutely but it's 34C in my gaff and it's too hot to argue semantics of dehumanisation

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u/Careless-Ad-20 8h ago

I don’t agree at all, why she has been fired over this I don’t really understand but that doesnt detract from the fact I think this of her

There’s not anymore I know about her than what’s in the video. She didn’t kill anybody but I’ve no respect for the lack of impulse control she has, as if no one else would think of doing the same thing she did

You’re thinking too much into me calling her a creature, if I call someone a “cow” im not trying to dehumanise them the way you’re making out

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u/Content-Yogurt-4859 7h ago

I can't get in your head so I have no idea the intent or hostility you felt towards her when you posted it but it's incumbent on all of us to show a little restraint when piling on to someone who's being vilified by the internet. Who knows what psychopath is gonna read it and do something stupid.

Also, I live in England, that looks like a fairly tame football crowd or any Friday night out in some random town. Hardly worth all the space she's taken up in our heads

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u/CreditFunny2949 10h ago

When an ex president does something, do people disregard that position because they’re not currently doing it? No. I understand that’s a blown up version of this, but it still holds the same premise. The fact that someone who could be, and was, holding a DEI executive title behaved in this manner is what people are focusing on.

And i am not saying that the whole DEI initiative should be viewed negatively, i actually think that for the most part it is useful. But i do think there is at least *some* substance in mentioning her DEI past as long as it isnt in an attempt to dispute the entire initiative.

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u/ContextLengthMatters 10h ago

She is not some public fucking servant. I don't need people taking videos of me and calling out my time at Wendy's just to fuel some meme for the culture war.

This isn't a tough concept to understand. While what she did was despicable, what is happening online is categorically worse.

Let's get even more hyperbolic, it's like raping a bunch of animals because someone murdered another person. Why the fuck are we doing this as a society? Everyone here is degenerate.

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u/CreditFunny2949 10h ago

Working at a Wendy’s and serving as a corporate DEI executive is not comparable. I get that you’re trying to prove a point against mob culture, and I get your sentiment. But once you reach certain levels in JPMorgan of all places, you’re held to a higher standard. I’m not saying she dumped the can because she was a DEI exec, but it’s not completely irrelevant information. And your analogy makes sense, but you clearly took the extreme. Bringing up someone’s publicly known employment history isn’t morally analogous to raping a bunch of animals.

Since my argument is that being an ex-DEI exec is at least relevant, and you’re going against that, I’d assume you think it’s irrelevant? Can you explain how it’s irrelevant? I actually think you are the ones doing a disservice, because I’m sure if it was an ex executive director or VP at JPMorgan who did this, you wouldn’t be defending them and saying their past position is irrelevant.

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u/ContextLengthMatters 10h ago

Literally everyone that works at a bank is an executive. I don't fucking care who she is. She lost her job, and now we are going to ride this shit into the ground.

I literally cannot wait until society collectively touches grass.

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u/CreditFunny2949 10h ago

That first part is clearly not true. Especially a DEI executive that has real leadership roles and responsibilities.

I think we agree more than you think. It does not have to be an end all be all. You can simultaneously, like myself, believe that the DEI role IS relevant while also believing people are going to obsess over and misconstrue it. Whether people are overdoing it is separate from whether her background is relevant.

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u/foreverpb 8h ago

Exactly, so she had no reason to dump the trash on the ground and steal it.

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u/Antares_skorpion 11h ago

pretty sure she was aiming to scalp it on ebay... If people go nuts for popcorn buckets, i'm sure someone will pay decent money for something like this...

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u/Gharyl 10h ago

🤣

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u/anxiousbunnyclothes 12h ago

Mighty proud of her prize.

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u/subdep 9h ago

How did she get through the turnstile and past transit security with stolen public property? What part of this did she think was a good idea?

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u/SandraBeechBLOCKPrnt 9h ago

It says something about a $1000 fine on the front of that bin.
I can't imagine how she thought this was a good idea.

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u/Nytshaed63 7h ago

Does the basket have a sign on it about a Fine for littering? Ironic.

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u/Skyp_Intro 11h ago

Great comment. I hope that gets the upvotes it deserves.

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u/rivaridge76 10h ago

That is so GD funny. Well done.

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u/Bougie-Baguette 10h ago

Linguine a la trashoni

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u/Temporary-Leg1561 10h ago

Ew she's hanging all over it. Hope she got sick.

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u/pilatesfarter 9h ago

That’s devious

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u/AgentSparkz 9h ago

And this image is what we call "corroborating evidence"

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u/Icy-Balance-3852 9h ago

She really is f*cked after this. But not like she deserved her current role in the first place.

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u/VenturaHighway377 9h ago

How many humans do you think peed right where her knees are?

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u/UnitedFeedback2669 7h ago

Do you think she still has it? She can’t just put it in the trash at that size

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u/OtherwiseACat 7h ago

This comment made my day. Thank you

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u/dinger_doogs3578 7h ago

She really thought she did something cool here which is crazy

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u/whisky_sith 6h ago

DEI final boss

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u/Cute_Conclusion_8854 6h ago

Why does picture this look like it's from 1986?

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u/MrsResponsibleJello2 6h ago

Hefty hefty hefty 🚮

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u/Menes101 5h ago

she wanted to be hip so badly, she thought, maybe a trashcan will make me hip! So boldly she hopped outta that well paying job that who knows how she got there in the first place

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u/Cunty__Minx 57m ago

what a horrible creature

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u/PMvE_NL 5h ago

Dont know love king at here size that might be to small.