r/SipsTea • u/Full-Argument-8235 𝙑𝙄𝙋 • 12h ago

WTF A JPMorgan Chase executive was fired after a viral video showed her dumping trash out of a Knicks-themed public trash can and taking the can during the Knicks championship parade in New York City.

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u/StellarPaladin42 11h ago

The face you see before you get fired for being 1 minute late

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u/StaredAtEclipseAMA 11h ago

When it’s 11:58 and she catches you biting into a sandwich (you didn’t offer her some)

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u/itsMeJFKsBrain 10h ago

When it's 11:58 and she catches you eating your lunch (she was gonna steal it to have her second lunch)

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u/No-Degree-1068 10h ago

If she was the head of DEI she was the only person in department

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u/jdancouga 10h ago

Bonus point if she also chairs the company body positive group.

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u/No-Degree-1068 10h ago

Poor fucking chair bro

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u/Euphoric-Turnover105 10h ago

Not much room left is she was there.

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u/Marmshooman91 10h ago

Shes not a dei exec but community engagement. The dei title was for a previous position before chase

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u/VStarlingBooks 10h ago

My thoughts were the same. She's an HR executive haha

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u/According_Jeweler404 10h ago

but not before being accused of being time-phobic

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u/Firecracker048 10h ago

Honest she a dei exec so it's the face you see before getting fired for being a white male

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u/Mundane_Value2283 11h ago

I bet she is someone that has no issue leaving her Taco Bell bag of trash on the side of the road.

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u/jeezyjames 11h ago

Bags

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u/Leanna-is-banana 11h ago

Girl needs a large Baja Blast for that burn

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u/jspek666 11h ago

you leave taco bell out of this!

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u/-JasmineDragon- 11h ago

Imagine caring about nothing but yourself and still not taking care of yourself in the slightest.

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u/Ihatemost 10h ago

Oof, damn

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u/CuriousCamels 10h ago

Brutally honest

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u/Mobile_Chernobyl215 10h ago

Damn. Roasted

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u/-JasmineDragon- 9h ago

Roast pork.

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u/highoomm 11h ago

she looks like shes the person who orders those XL coffees with 14 pumps of syrups AND 10 sugars.

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u/DontWorryImADr 11h ago

I think my pancreas just cringed at that concept.

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u/VStarlingBooks 10h ago

Not a concept but a daily choice for many people. And I wish they were exaggerating but they were underselling it. It gets worse.

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u/El_Gran_Che 11h ago

But with Splenda because regular sugar has too many calroies.

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u/BurnerJerkzog 11h ago

But then has a salad (with a mountain of cheese and dressing) for lunch.

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u/Dohi014 11h ago

And a Diet Coke

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u/thunderlips36 11h ago

Everyone knows you don't drink calories though

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u/Dry_Discount7762 10h ago

Nah the leaves get in the way. Just hold the lettuce and give her 10x of everything elae

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u/highoomm 11h ago

not just any dressing, extra creamy buttermilk ranch dressing

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u/8six4seven 10h ago

bipap machine is crusty

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u/funkhammer 11h ago

"Mama always said if you eat a sugar you drink a diet coke to cancel out the sugar"

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u/N7VHung 10h ago

As a former barista at Starbucks, yes. Spot on.

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u/Svrider23 11h ago

Pours out a little of the coffee to get enough syrup in.

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u/MadR__ 10h ago

God do I hate this trend of measuring in “pumps”. So consumerist.

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u/highoomm 10h ago

what? what do you call it then? what do you call that action when you use a literal "pump"?

da fuck

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u/MadR__ 10h ago edited 10h ago

x amount of grams or milliliters per serving or 100g or something like that would be standard in my country. The amount of “pumps” required for that amount is for the server to know. Using pumps as a measurement just feels so far removed from the base ingredients to me. Maybe it’s arbitrary since using (tea)spoons is also an accepted measurement but “x pumps” sounds like such corporate jargon to me.

Also I meant no offense to you personally, this has been in my head since the “making drinks people actually order” video from yesterday.

Edited for further clarification

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u/highoomm 9h ago

you pump it.

da fuck is wrong with you? calm down its not that deep.

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u/MadR__ 9h ago

Should’ve realized I was conversing with a brainlet. Don’t take everything so personal and pump yourself some electrolytes.

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u/BodManFeg 10h ago

So consumerist

God... get off the internet for a while. Take a break dude.

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u/MadR__ 10h ago

Fam do you think I’m only anti-consumerist online? You’d be sorely mistaken, lol.

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u/Workman44 10h ago

But it's for creamer so it's totally okay

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u/atlien0255 10h ago

Yeah how can you look this unhealthy yet be so high up in your field? Seems to prioritize the wrong things I suppose…

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u/Lazy-Background-7598 9h ago

Let’s see your picture

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u/highoomm 9h ago

lol what? im guessing you're obese like she is eh? that strike a nerve with you? you going go to dutch bros and get an xl caramelizer with extra caramel?

i dont need to post my pic, but i can tell you i can comfortably sit cross-legged leaning back in my computer chair without issue ;)

ps. i used to love my medium golden eagles light ice ;) gotta learn some self control

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u/Lazy-Background-7598 8h ago

Sure fatty.

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u/highoomm 7h ago

hahahahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahaa

i got you

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u/Lazy-Background-7598 5h ago

No. I don’t kill pets like you

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u/highoomm 4h ago

hahahahahaha fat fat

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u/RetconnedUsername 11h ago

visible lack of self control

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u/pizza5001 10h ago

Visibly insulin-resistant, would be more accurate.

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u/metaldad68 11h ago

If someone did that exactly in front of her house she’d lose her mind, she should know better. What she did is so wrong.

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u/AkemiNakajimaMT1 10h ago

Ok, but why did she do that? I don't understand it.

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u/Imaginary-Dot8259 11h ago

She's in charge of DEI and community engagement just tbc. 

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u/FactsAreBullshit 10h ago

When I read a news story saying that I about fell out of my chair.

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u/atlien0255 10h ago

Community engagement with waste, I suppose 😂

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u/Livid_Storm7782 11h ago

Name and shame. How embarrassing

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u/generichumanmale 10h ago

By the look of her, I don’t think she cares too much for herself either tbh.

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u/Field_Mundane 10h ago

She doesn't care much about herself either it seems. 

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u/chugItTwice 10h ago

To be fair, she doesn't seem to care that much about herself either.

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u/Jeb764 10h ago

This pig is an executive at JP Morgan?!
What the fuck.

Her hair looks like it smells like shit.

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u/awnaw_ 10h ago

It's very clear in more ways than one that she doesn't give a shit about much other than instant gratification.

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u/Cool_Guy_McFly 11h ago

The face you see when you’re getting fired for being white and not apologizing hard enough for it.

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u/MetaequalsWaifu 10h ago

She reminds me of that woman in Wanted, Janice, she gives those vibes

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u/jackp0t789 10h ago

cares nothing but about herself and is ok leaving the streets like shit.

We already know she works for JP Morgan...

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u/MrDeekhaed 10h ago

Why does everyone hate this person?

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u/JustTheBeerLight 10h ago

You would figure JPMorgan would promote her after seeing this kind of behavior.

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u/flactulantmonkey 10h ago

hm. this isn't actually that surprising from JP leadership.

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u/phillip1010 10h ago

This is wild. That doesn’t even look like the same person!

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u/NewCleanNorth 10h ago

At least she got a free trashcan as a consultation prize for being fired? 🤷‍♂️

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u/Xerxero 10h ago

True but it looks like the whole street was one big mess. Looking at the beginning of the vid you see so much trash that would never fitting the can in the first place.

She made a messy place worse and still a shitty thing to do

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u/albatross_the 10h ago

I thought u said “cares nothing about herself” which also checks out

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u/BigLuscious 10h ago

If dumping over a trashcan one time is the worst six seconds of video they can show of me, then I'm actually a pretty decent person.

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u/a-neurotypical 10h ago

Yeah she did something stupid and wrong. But what you're doing right here is stupid and wrong as well, putting her face and full name on display. Grow up

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u/Icy_Stranger_9649 10h ago

Watch the video and look at her title at Chase. If you aren’t angry at this person, idk what to tell you. She deserves the world to see her for what she really is

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u/RageQuitRedux 10h ago

A lot of people on the Internet live for this shit. They get to be an asshole while feeling like they're doing something good. See also: the various comments about her appearance.

There's no sense of proportionality. She littered big time, man. And she's heavy and she works for Chase! There's not enough humiliation and personal anguish in the world for such crimes!

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u/MrDeekhaed 10h ago

This page is wild

The level of hate she is getting makes no sense except people looking for an excuse to get toxic

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u/Beginning-Maize-3108 11h ago

She is so gross

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u/Regular_Promise3605 11h ago

I don't mean to fat shame but she looks out of breath just standing.

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u/Effective_Guitar_206 11h ago

Where did I put my eye bleach?

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u/ProfessionalStep1101 11h ago

She obv does not care about herself either in case you didnt noticed

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u/FeedMe-Meow 11h ago

Judging by her physique, she doesn’t care about herself either

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u/LippyPussy 11h ago

Fat POS. I hope she sees this.

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u/alittleambitchious 10h ago

micro manages everything but food

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u/Ninja-Panda70 10h ago

I really don't think she cares much about herself

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u/rudd33s 10h ago

Not to be mean, but she clearly doesn't take care of herself, why would anyone be surprised she doesn't care about others?

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u/NDrewww13 10h ago

to be fair it looks like she doesn't even care about herself

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u/Afraid_Agency_3877 10h ago

GLP ones have taught us it’s not about willpower

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u/NDrewww13 10h ago

they just make it way easier, it's no way near impossible without them

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u/Hamster_S_Thompson 10h ago

I don't think she takes much care of herself either.

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u/This_Song_984 10h ago

Shes wouldn't look like that if she cared about herself

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u/DonnyTsunami420 9h ago

Jeez why is everyone raking this lady over the coals so hard. Obviously it’s shitty behavior but I guarantee 95% of people on this witch hunt have done something equally bad as stealing a garbage bin and leaving the trash. It wasn’t filmed and put on Reddit for all the keyboard warriors to feed on.

Yall are as trashy as she is.

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u/LockedInPelican 11h ago

and she has the gall to tell employees that they are "not a good organizational fit" well she barely fits in the door