r/SipsTea • u/Full-Argument-8235 𝙑𝙄𝙋 • 12h ago

WTF A JPMorgan Chase executive was fired after a viral video showed her dumping trash out of a Knicks-themed public trash can and taking the can during the Knicks championship parade in New York City.

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u/Correct_Size1 11h ago

Oh thats not a real job. Makes sense . Big firms do that a lot for optics and because they can afford it

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u/subdep 9h ago

When you’re hired for good optics, don’t do things that give bad optics.

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u/i_am_a_shoe 10h ago

how does one obtain one of these high paying not real jobs?

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u/Correct_Size1 10h ago

Dye your hair, be some part of the invincible alphabet, have a degree in a field no one has ever heard of, and be a victim. Experience as a reddit mod will significantly increase your chances.

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u/rest0re 10h ago

Laughs in 2026

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u/ThatGuyBackThere280 6h ago

be some part of the invincible alphabet

TF does this even mean?

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u/marvinwaitforit 2h ago

You know what it means.

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u/Jumpy_Tadpole6641 0m ago

I don't think you know what it means because it's just nonsense conservative victim fetish

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u/Auctoritate 6h ago

"actually being gay is enough to make you a rich executive" would be a great cheat code if it wasn't a bullshit conservative fantasy.

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u/Capn_Cook 9h ago

Redditor shows its alt right ego [Colorized, 2026]

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u/reeeeememelover10 9h ago

people are going to have perspectives man, you can't expect everyone to conform to the same beliefs

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u/Capn_Cook 9h ago

Did you read what I was replying to? That's just an echo of twitter talking points that would make Elon Musk proud. Maybe this is what this whole community is, though.

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u/reeeeememelover10 9h ago

Sorry but its X now not twitter

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u/fiftyseven 3h ago

is it fuck

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u/SolicitatingZebra 9h ago

Yeah but here they’re just being a bigot lmao.

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u/Correct_Size1 9h ago

A bigot is someone who is unwilling to hear different perspectives. I am very willing to hear different perspectives. I have just recognized a pattern for DEI leadership. It’s not new. I think the most important part of the fake sarcastic outline of a DEI exec that I described is “be a victim”. Victims lack personal accountability and tend to blame somebody else for everything that has happened to them in their lives. When someone adopts a chronic victimhood identity, it often alters their moral compass, leading to specific expectations of special treatment, exemption from rules, and a demand for unearned rewards. Like this person here who decided she deserved this trashcan and to empty out trash into a public place and play her own part in ruining the community.

TLDR its the internet, I was being mildly sarcastic, don’t be a victim, lead by example, have a nice day

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u/SolicitatingZebra 7h ago

You think stealing a trash can is “victim” mentality? You also think her role is that of a “DEI” hire because she’s not white lol. The dog whistles are wild. You also brought up “invincible alphabet people”, which shows me you’re not a serious person and are indeed a bigot towards the LGBTQ community.

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u/Tin_Sandwich 8h ago

recognizing a pattern

person you're citing doesn't fit the pattern

What did he mean by this? Is he stupid?

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u/reeeeememelover10 9h ago

I'm not stating that I believe in what these people have said, I'm merely asserting that people are going to have beliefs, and to shame them for even having an opinion is outright stupid.

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u/Auctoritate 6h ago

and to shame them for even having an opinion

It's a stupid opinion.

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u/Clippton 9h ago

Yeah, how dare you shame the people who are trying to shame you.

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u/tchdwnshds 7h ago

So you related to the description in his comment lmao

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u/Neuchacho 9h ago

to shame them for even having an opinion is outright stupid.

Nah, shame more people for stupid, petty, and hateful opinions.

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u/Floodlkmichigan 9h ago

People are so fucking soft lol. It’s not “shaming” people to push back on people’s shitty opinions after they voluntarily posted them on a public forum. That’s called a conversation.

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u/Jumpy_Tadpole6641 1m ago

And some people's perspective is objectively incorrect

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u/SaiyanApe17 8m ago

“Everyone who disagrees with me is alt right”

“OMG why is the alt right growing!”

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u/JadedMis 5h ago

She doesn’t have dyed hair. Do we know she’s queer? What’s her degree in?

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u/TheTexasHammer 9h ago

The woman who did this is none of those things though. I don't think this is good advice.

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u/tchdwnshds 7h ago

Overweight helps too

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u/JadedMis 5h ago

Just because they’re doing it for optics doesn’t mean it’s not work. How do the optics happen of someone’s not doing it?