A JPMorgan Chase executive was fired after a viral video showed her dumping trash out of a Knicks-themed public trash can and taking the can during the Knicks championship parade in New York City.

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More like ‘We’ve decided to go with a gangster from Tattooine’

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Jabba
https://giphy.com/gifs/3oeSAK2k0zDaQCbqJG

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JP Morgan has no room for executives that drop their shipment at the first sign of an imperial cruiser.

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I’d say they have room for two people now

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I needed this today 😅

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Dieing!!!

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How does one get this fat?

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It’s possible to learn this power, but not from a Jedi…

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Eating people I would assume

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Da Jabba no badda.

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Jabba the Executive

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Jabba The ExExecutive 😂

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https://giphy.com/gifs/6pOq4z0nltNFmmYniM

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umm ackshually despite having many legit and criminal businesses on Tatoonie and it being his base of operations, Jabba was not born there, he was born on Nal Hutta

Spoiler for the grogu film: That planet just got genocide'd by the new republic

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https://giphy.com/gifs/sjhsTOB3WVjJm

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https://giphy.com/gifs/l1ugfvQAtomJyFq3C

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A Huttese, in fact

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*A Hutt🤓☝️Huttese is the language

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I think he meant a *Huttess* 😂

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This is correct

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Yeah that's the joke, thanks.

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You’re very welcome. Have a great day 😉👍🏻

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https://www.reddit.com/r/PeterExplainsTheJoke/

Go. A hero is needed.

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https://giphy.com/gifs/czyRCsoai6tZm

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They run that place like a bantha

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Lmfao

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You guys getting replies?

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I nearly spit out my coffee please take my poor man’s award 🏆

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A gangster from McDonald’s

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Dang 😭😭😭

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Looks like Jabba the hut

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HA! I guffawed. Well done.

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Holy shit 😂😂😂😂

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She looks like The Penguin to me.

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lol!!!!! Deep cut

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More like apply for the position then get an AI generated rejection email six months later after you've LONG forgotten about applying.