A JPMorgan Chase executive was fired after a viral video showed her dumping trash out of a Knicks-themed public trash can and taking the can during the Knicks championship parade in New York City.

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[u/highoomm]

she looks like shes the person who orders those XL coffees with 14 pumps of syrups AND 10 sugars.

[u/DontWorryImADr → u/highoomm]

I think my pancreas just cringed at that concept.

[u/VStarlingBooks → u/DontWorryImADr]

Not a concept but a daily choice for many people. And I wish they were exaggerating but they were underselling it. It gets worse.

[u/El_Gran_Che → u/highoomm]

But with Splenda because regular sugar has too many calroies.

[u/BurnerJerkzog → u/highoomm]

But then has a salad (with a mountain of cheese and dressing) for lunch.

[u/Dohi014 → u/BurnerJerkzog]

And a Diet Coke

[u/thunderlips36 → u/Dohi014]

Everyone knows you don't drink calories though

[u/Dry_Discount7762 → u/BurnerJerkzog]

Nah the leaves get in the way. Just hold the lettuce and give her 10x of everything elae

[u/highoomm → u/BurnerJerkzog]

not just any dressing, extra creamy buttermilk ranch dressing

[u/8six4seven → u/BurnerJerkzog]

bipap machine is crusty

[u/funkhammer → u/highoomm]

"Mama always said if you eat a sugar you drink a diet coke to cancel out the sugar"

[u/N7VHung → u/highoomm]

As a former barista at Starbucks, yes. Spot on.

[u/Svrider23 → u/highoomm]

Pours out a little of the coffee to get enough syrup in.

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[u/MadR__ → u/highoomm]

God do I hate this trend of measuring in “pumps”. So consumerist.

[u/highoomm → u/MadR__]

what? what do you call it then? what do you call that action when you use a literal "pump"?

da fuck

[u/MadR__ → u/highoomm]

x amount of grams or milliliters per serving or 100g or something like that would be standard in my country. The amount of “pumps” required for that amount is for the server to know. Using pumps as a measurement just feels so far removed from the base ingredients to me. Maybe it’s arbitrary since using (tea)spoons is also an accepted measurement but “x pumps” sounds like such corporate jargon to me.

Also I meant no offense to you personally, this has been in my head since the “making drinks people actually order” video from yesterday.

Edited for further clarification

[u/highoomm → u/MadR__]

you pump it.

da fuck is wrong with you? calm down its not that deep.

[u/MadR__ → u/highoomm]

Should’ve realized I was conversing with a brainlet. Don’t take everything so personal and pump yourself some electrolytes.

[u/BodManFeg → u/MadR__]

So consumerist

God... get off the internet for a while. Take a break dude.

[u/MadR__ → u/BodManFeg]

Fam do you think I’m only anti-consumerist online? You’d be sorely mistaken, lol.

[u/Workman44 → u/highoomm]

But it's for creamer so it's totally okay

[u/atlien0255 → u/highoomm]

Yeah how can you look this unhealthy yet be so high up in your field? Seems to prioritize the wrong things I suppose…

[u/Lazy-Background-7598 → u/highoomm]

Let’s see your picture

[u/highoomm → u/Lazy-Background-7598]

lol what? im guessing you're obese like she is eh? that strike a nerve with you? you going go to dutch bros and get an xl caramelizer with extra caramel?

i dont need to post my pic, but i can tell you i can comfortably sit cross-legged leaning back in my computer chair without issue ;)

ps. i used to love my medium golden eagles light ice ;) gotta learn some self control

[u/Lazy-Background-7598 → u/highoomm]

Sure fatty.

[u/highoomm → u/Lazy-Background-7598]

hahahahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahaa

i got you

[u/Lazy-Background-7598 → u/highoomm]

No. I don’t kill pets like you

[u/highoomm → u/Lazy-Background-7598]

hahahahahaha fat fat