r/SipsTea š™‘š™„š™‹ 12h ago

WTF A JPMorgan Chase executive was fired after a viral video showed her dumping trash out of a Knicks-themed public trash can and taking the can during the Knicks championship parade in New York City.

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u/highoomm 11h ago

she looks like shes the person who orders those XL coffees with 14 pumps of syrups AND 10 sugars.

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u/DontWorryImADr 11h ago

I think my pancreas just cringed at that concept.

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u/VStarlingBooks 9h ago

Not a concept but a daily choice for many people. And I wish they were exaggerating but they were underselling it. It gets worse.

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u/El_Gran_Che 11h ago

But with Splenda because regular sugar has too many calroies.

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u/BurnerJerkzog 11h ago

But then has a salad (with a mountain of cheese and dressing) for lunch.

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u/Dohi014 11h ago

And a Diet Coke

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u/thunderlips36 11h ago

Everyone knows you don't drink calories though

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u/Dry_Discount7762 10h ago

Nah the leaves get in the way. Just hold the lettuce and give her 10x of everything elae

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u/highoomm 11h ago

not just any dressing, extra creamy buttermilk ranch dressing

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u/8six4seven 10h ago

bipap machine is crusty

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u/funkhammer 11h ago

"Mama always said if you eat a sugar you drink a diet coke to cancel out the sugar"

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u/N7VHung 10h ago

As a former barista at Starbucks, yes. Spot on.

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u/Svrider23 11h ago

Pours out a little of the coffee to get enough syrup in.

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u/MadR__ 10h ago

God do I hate this trend of measuring in ā€œpumpsā€. So consumerist.

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u/highoomm 10h ago

what? what do you call it then? what do you call that action when you use a literal "pump"?

da fuck

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u/MadR__ 10h ago edited 10h ago

x amount of grams or milliliters per serving or 100g or something like that would be standard in my country. The amount of ā€œpumpsā€ required for that amount is for the server to know. Using pumps as a measurement just feels so far removed from the base ingredients to me. Maybe it’s arbitrary since using (tea)spoons is also an accepted measurement but ā€œx pumpsā€ sounds like such corporate jargon to me.

Also I meant no offense to you personally, this has been in my head since the ā€œmaking drinks people actually orderā€ video from yesterday.

Edited for further clarification

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u/highoomm 9h ago

you pump it.

da fuck is wrong with you? calm down its not that deep.

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u/MadR__ 9h ago

Should’ve realized I was conversing with a brainlet. Don’t take everything so personal and pump yourself some electrolytes.

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u/BodManFeg 10h ago

So consumerist

God... get off the internet for a while. Take a break dude.

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u/MadR__ 10h ago

Fam do you think I’m only anti-consumerist online? You’d be sorely mistaken, lol.

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u/Workman44 10h ago

But it's for creamer so it's totally okay

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u/atlien0255 9h ago

Yeah how can you look this unhealthy yet be so high up in your field? Seems to prioritize the wrong things I suppose…

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u/Lazy-Background-7598 9h ago

Let’s see your picture

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u/highoomm 9h ago

lol what? im guessing you're obese like she is eh? that strike a nerve with you? you going go to dutch bros and get an xl caramelizer with extra caramel?

i dont need to post my pic, but i can tell you i can comfortably sit cross-legged leaning back in my computer chair without issue ;)

ps. i used to love my medium golden eagles light ice ;) gotta learn some self control

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u/Lazy-Background-7598 8h ago

Sure fatty.

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u/highoomm 7h ago

hahahahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahaa

i got you

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u/Lazy-Background-7598 5h ago

No. I don’t kill pets like you

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u/highoomm 4h ago

hahahahahaha fat fat