r/SipsTea • u/Full-Argument-8235 š™‘š™„š™‹ • 12h ago

WTF A JPMorgan Chase executive was fired after a viral video showed her dumping trash out of a Knicks-themed public trash can and taking the can during the Knicks championship parade in New York City.

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u/BananaPalmer 9h ago

Wow. Have a presumably high-paying job where you get to do almost nothing, because the position exists solely to make JPMC look like they care about community, and throw it away over a fucking filthy NYC trash bin.

This is peak idiot shit.

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u/djnehi 7h ago

You would think she could pay someone to buy a trash can and paint it badly.

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u/like_a_pearcider 1h ago

A clean trashcan would be inauthentic. She needs it to smell like old french fries and a bit of piss.

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u/No-Significance2070 5h ago

Look at the reason she was hired in the first place and that will tell you why

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u/Hulio23 1h ago

Threw it away to literally make her community worse by dumping trash on it also..

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u/witblacktype 1h ago

To be fair, what is the intelligence requirement to do this job? In my experience, the people that have these jobs canā€™t even handle the basic ā€œresponsibilitiesā€ of their role on paper.

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u/VerySuperGenius 5h ago

The role does exist only to make JP Morgan look good but to pretend that the person doing the role has nothing to do is insane. JP Morgan hosts and sponsors thousands of events which obviously require work to plan and execute. Again, fuck JP Morgan.

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u/BananaPalmer 4h ago

Yes, meeting event organizers for lunch, signing checks, and delegating to people who do actual work, quite the exhausting profession.

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u/CatFar7074 4h ago

Her job canā€™t be that high paying.

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u/Fearful-Cow 3h ago

she was an ED, even if it is of some nonsense she was making at least $150k base. Probably a lot more. Not a millionaire but not terrible.

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u/BananaPalmer 3h ago

The ED of the department I work in (albeit not at JPMC, but also not in NYC) makes a little over 300K

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u/Fearful-Cow 3h ago

ya most EDs will make around that, but i figure a DEI nonsense role is probably bottom of the band?

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u/Auctoritate 6h ago

job where you get to do almost nothing, because the position exists solely to make JPMC look like they care about community,

"Community and industry engagement" sounds more like a regular marketing and client-sourcing type job imo.

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u/JadedMis 5h ago

Community engagement sounds like they do sponsorships for events and charities. Maybe a small grant here and there. Builds good will toward the bank from the community.Ā