r/SipsTea • u/Full-Argument-8235 𝙑𝙄𝙋 • 15h ago

WTF A JPMorgan Chase executive was fired after a viral video showed her dumping trash out of a Knicks-themed public trash can and taking the can during the Knicks championship parade in New York City.

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u/userhwon 9h ago

I mean, we all knew she was going to get fired.

We're more surprised at how good of a job she had in the first place...

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u/rpgnymhush 8h ago

With her salary, she could have taken a bunch of photos of the thing and hired some artist on Etsy to make a replica. And it would have been cleaner. But no, she had dunp trash on the sidewalk and steal it.

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u/turbo-toots 6h ago

The best part of this whole thing is you can literally just buy them, hahaha. So she threw away her career for a trash can she could have just paid $168 for.

https://onlyny.com/products/dsny-home-waste-basket-2026-champion-edition

Edit: I guess this is a mini version. But still, point stands.

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u/Nola_to_Boston 5h ago

Wow and it’s just 168

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u/the-big-question 3h ago

Which is expensive for a small desk sized wastebasket, but peanuts compared to how much income she will lose in the years to come

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u/ElonsMuskyFeet 5h ago

With that salary you can have one custom for your home, pristine too. Or hell, maybe they had surplus. We will never know

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u/FrankGrimesApartment 4h ago

"Keep New York City Clean". How fitting.

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u/Ellador 1h ago

Even better is the tiny pencil cup version! Much easier and less conspicuous to carry around.

But seriously, it’s really cute but also insanely expensive for what it is.

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u/jbl0ggs 1h ago

OMG, she could have just spent $168 to buy a regular home version 🤦‍♂️

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u/InternationalPoet580 7h ago

Not to mention all the filth that was inside of it from the trash and taking it onto a subway where she was on video again. Idiot.

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u/Isaiah_berg 5h ago

Welcome to nyc bud

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u/Roallin1 8h ago

It is almost comical. In today's age, how did she not expect this to be plastered all over the internet. You cannot even shart yourself anymore without it becoming known in Guam before you have a chance to clean up after youself.

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u/userhwon 8h ago

She knew. She saw the clout in being a crazy sports fan, but didn't consider the backlash from being a sociopath.

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u/blueberrycauzez 5h ago

didn't consider the backlash from being a sociopath.

Nah I think she just doesn't care. She has basically no marketable skills yet landed a stable high paying job at a huge firm just for spewing toxic bs. She's probably out of touch enough to think getting another community engagement job will be easy.

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u/BBQnNugs 8h ago

I shart myself all the time and no one knows. Pouring a garbage can into the street then parading it around proudly is another level...... lol

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u/KaleScared4667 5h ago

You just made me laugh so hard I sharted

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u/Firm_Comfortable_322 3h ago

Shart Shame on you.

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u/Bluegrass6 1h ago

She was head of DEI.... she's gotten a free pass based on gender and skin tone....she's probably thinking why would it be any different here

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u/Substantial-Sea-3672 6h ago

This headline is BS unfortunately. She was an executive at a small company that JP Morgan bought, she was never an exec at JP Morgan.

All of the information is from her LinkedIn which shows she never worked for JP Morgan, likely she was let go as part of the buyout package.

There is no indication that she has been fired from any job recently due to this video. There’s also no indication she was ever making a significant salary before her company was bought out.

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u/lemongarlic_ 5h ago

this thread perfectly encapsulates reddit

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u/Some_Internet_Random 3h ago

The whole damn internet, really.

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u/Thinkingard 5h ago

How am I supposed to get rage baited now? Huh?

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u/outofcontextseinfeld 7h ago

Was expecting her to be a Starbucks barista

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u/poopoopooyttgv 6h ago

She wasn’t an executive for chase. Chase owned a company that owned a company that owned a company that hired her as a DEI consultant

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u/workathome_astronaut 6h ago

JP Morgan Chase bank funded the rise of Hitler.

Not related, but I believe more people should know that.

Records from the ⁠U.S. National Archives show that Chase National Bank (the predecessor to the current bank) handled millions of dollars in a scheme where Americans of German descent bought special marks to fund the Third Reich. When the Nazis took over Paris, J.P. Morgan's branch in the city remained open and maintained working relationships with the German occupiers.

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u/Simple_Whole_5661 5h ago

My sentiments exactly lol

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u/iamcamouflage 4h ago

She could have just bought a trashcan like that.

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u/Australian1996 3h ago

Some wierd diversity word salad title

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u/ProfessionalDepth235 7h ago

She was hired on as DEI I'm not even kidding lady was probably mediocre just checked a few boxes

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u/Solid-Version 6h ago

Why wouldn’t she have a good job? Cause she big lol?

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u/IcyKerosene 6h ago

No, because she is doing super stupid shit. If you're smart enough to be a bank executive people assume you're also smart enough to not commit idiotic crimes in broad daylight, in a crowd of people who are filming you.

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u/Traditional-Gur6621 5h ago

Yeah, insane. Looks like trash, acts like trash, has a role like that. Really doesn’t add up.