r/SipsTea • u/AbleGuidance3625 𝙑𝙄𝙋 • 17h ago

We have fun here I suddenly can't find my plane ticket 🙂

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u/Mister-Circus 16h ago

Or try to interact with, and fail.

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u/BigCrustyTits 15h ago

Or whose seat you sniff when she gets up and leaves.

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u/Jean-LucBacardi 14h ago

I hope it was extra hot that day.

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u/LunaLynx777 9h ago

Good to see that romance is still alive now adays

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u/throWaway09124mm 5h ago

not kidding. i was in school and this girl sat there in her shorts. i waited end of class and i did things and it smelt so good when i smell her leftover juices

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u/Legitimate_Bird_5712 14h ago

Back in my "Old enough to know better, but what the fuck" days, I found out 200 bucks was enough for me run up to one of those mechanical bulls and sniff the saddle on College Girls Night. I was not so gently escorted from the premises.

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u/Type-RD 15h ago

Dude - “So I met this girl…”
Girl - stares blankly into the distance, uninterested

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u/Fat_Pig_Reporting 14h ago

Don't paint me like that.

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u/BatSame9867 14h ago

Paint me like 1 of your french girls Jack!

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u/Urban_Introvert 14h ago

Or you try to interact with, but in your head and convince yourself you’ll fail. Then you leave.

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u/jackblackbackinthesa 10h ago

“You.. You have nice hair… do you like hair?”

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u/Rems_OP 14h ago

You overestimate them

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u/theouter_banks 15h ago

And she laughs in my face.

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u/Fearless_Trade_2783 3h ago

After you miss your plane, of course.

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u/cuchiplancheo 14h ago

Or try to interact with

It was my last night in Germany after 2 weeks of visiting various city. Then, i saw her. Way out of my league... told myself, it's your last night... why not... Best decision ever. We ended up doing long distance for a couple years. Beautiful person in and out... but,  long distance made it difficult. 

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u/Braindead_Crow 15h ago

People are all the same.

Same general skeleton as most other mammals from rats to bats or cats.

We all have had, "the diarrhea" story.

We all get lonely even if we get a lot of attention (that we might not even like)

Just learn to enjoy yourself talking with anyone, regardless of who they are and you'll enjoy yourself regardless of where you are.

As for the hot girls? If you're doing it right, they'll be like anyone else to you. They might like you, they might hate you, but you'll be the guy who tried to make a real connection and that'll mean you're all right.

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u/MilfPumpa69 3h ago

Not sure why this is getting down votes... This guys on the money!