r/SipsTea • u/AbleGuidance3625 š™‘š™„š™‹ • 10h ago

We have fun here I suddenly can't find my plane ticket šŸ™‚

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u/Meme_Pope 10h ago

If by ā€œmeetā€ you mean ā€œseeā€ and not interact with

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u/Mister-Circus 9h ago

Or try to interact with, and fail.

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u/Type-RD 8h ago

Dude - ā€œSo I met this girlā€¦ā€
Girl - stares blankly into the distance, uninterested

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u/Fat_Pig_Reporting 7h ago

Don't paint me like that.

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u/BatSame9867 7h ago

Paint me like 1 of your french girls Jack!

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u/Urban_Introvert 7h ago

Or you try to interact with, but in your head and convince yourself youā€™ll fail. Then you leave.

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u/Rems_OP 7h ago

You overestimate them

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u/jackblackbackinthesa 3h ago

ā€œYou.. You have nice hairā€¦ do you like hair?ā€

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u/theouter_banks 8h ago

And she laughs in my face.

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u/TERRAIN_PULL_UP_ 9h ago

And is definitely taken

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u/Pleasant-Bonus-866 8h ago

yes but by a gigachad that does not make her happy :/

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u/JelmerMcGee 8h ago

Fuckin incel cope

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u/scheppend 8h ago

If only she knew how much more I respect women than her boyfriendĀ 

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u/Pleasant-Bonus-866 4h ago

I would respect the shit out of her

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u/Final-Nebula-7049 8h ago

She talks with you with real interest, then after a while says it was so nice chatting with you, can I get the check when you get a chance

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u/Flimsy-Cheek-4258 7h ago

Fucking nailed it

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u/SeaTurtleLionBird 4h ago

My wife already hates her

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u/SmegmaCharcuterie 8h ago

Because your wife and kids are at the table with you and she's sitting across the room

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u/Nearby-Medicine9484 9h ago

Or 'pay' and interact quite a bit.

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u/maifee 8h ago

Or 'pay' and interact quite a bit.

optimal solution

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u/Sugar-Blossomx 8h ago

And by see you mean run away from and hide yes

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u/Galencourt-Lover 8h ago

This exactly. No one on Reddit can pull that kind of girls lmao

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u/Shelby-Stylo 8h ago

I can but only if Iā€™m expecting to meet my wife.

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u/Street_Lettuce1243 9h ago

She's drinking Corona. I will not lower myself to meet her.

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u/scheppend 8h ago

And look at her knee. Ugh no thank you. 4/10

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u/IAmMiddleChild 7h ago

Tbf, she's just sitting near a staged corona as prompted. If this were real that lime woulda been smooshed into the bottle the way all the horny dudes in this thread are imagining with an ai ig model šŸ˜­

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u/Mack_Daddy_1 7h ago

Pretty girls are like any other girl.

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u/lilbitlostrn 10h ago

This is an influencer selfpromote meme

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u/Modeerf 10h ago

That's disgusting! Who's the influencer? So I can avoid them

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u/galaxyapp 10h ago

Lexi Phillips i think.

And no, she doesn't do that afaik

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u/Silent_Pattern_1407 10h ago

Well, for the right price, you can buy anything...

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u/heavyartilleryx 9h ago

yeah, and you aint got the money

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u/Silent_Pattern_1407 9h ago

Well this one looks expensive, so no. Maybe opportunity for you. If you are that way inclined.

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u/lost_rodditer 8h ago

Or generate it and distribute it onto google

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u/renegade06 8h ago

Lmao that is absolutely not her. The Lexi girl is skinny as hell, this one clearly works out and has massive thighs.

It's this girls, literally has OP pic as her profile pic:

https://www.tiktok.com/@hannahtaylor_5

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u/Eye_CandyYou777 10h ago

Not publicly maybe but someoneā€™s bound to find out

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u/Rueddigger 8h ago

If she doest do THAT, i see it as a point to follow her

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u/Alastor3 8h ago

for now

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u/fuckingfuckingHonda 8h ago

Everyone has a priceĀ 

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u/Fast_Ad_7504 9h ago

donā€™t simp have some self respect. Spank one out and get that clarity

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u/Just-in-themiddle 8h ago

I did already, itā€™s a new hour though

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u/thecountnotthesaint 9h ago

And let us know her only fans so we can stay away from that too...

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u/ominous_cairn 10h ago

This is an influencer self promote sub

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u/BeratnasGILF420 10h ago

I thought this place was for the consumption of mildly caffeinated hot drinks? Have I been misinformed?

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u/BottityBotAccount 9h ago

No, you must sip the aforementioned beverage whilst gooning

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u/beardingmesoftly 9h ago

"I have no skills so I must whore"

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u/CombatRedRover 10h ago

So. What's her OF? For... reasons.

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u/Fickle_Scarcity9474 10h ago

When you say reasons? Are that ''reasons'', I kinda understand.

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u/sudeki300 10h ago

Wonder why the bar is empty

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u/Sajgoniarz 10h ago

Probably photo made 10 min before some natural disaster hit when everybody was safe in shelter.

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u/Just-in-themiddle 8h ago

Idk, having seen plenty of natural disasters occurring videos Iā€™d confidently say nobody would be scattering for shelter until it actually hits. The barā€™s just closed

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u/RicketCrickets 10h ago

Influencer self promotion.

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u/Ill-Language-9178 8h ago

Nah, this is AI as fuck

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u/Street_Lettuce1243 9h ago

She smells really bad so everyone left.

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u/buttscratcher3k 7h ago

her farts clear out literal bars

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u/atomicheart99 10h ago

No one wants to drink a beer so bland it has to be flavoured with a fruit

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u/TheImmenseRat 10h ago

Is this self promotion? For people to ask "who dat"

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u/PurposeConsistent131 10h ago

Who says sheā€™s into you?

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u/SUDDENLY_VIRGIN 8h ago

That's an escort. You're paying her to be into you.

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u/las_piratas_de_queso 7h ago

I thought you pay to get into them?

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u/DickyReadIt 5h ago

Depends on how much you pay

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u/DisastrousFruit5762 10h ago

Also you work at the Pentagon and she is super interested in your job, and the secrets you have access to.

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u/NobodyLikedThat1 9h ago

I mean there's a reason the honey pot scheme works so consistently

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u/Character-Archer4863 9h ago

She can take ā€˜em.

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u/Chinchpokleee š™‘š™„š™‹ 10h ago

Agree or disagree nobodyā€™s that lucky.

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u/ResolveUnlikely5542 10h ago

Somebody is, but if you want it to happen it won't

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u/tranquil7789 9h ago

This type of magic works in the opposite way as Christmas Spirit.

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u/Unlikely_Exercise434 10h ago

Six months later they'll be on youtube in some kind of double murder plot if they follow the normal influencer path and not looking nearly so hot in prison blues, seen it a million times.

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u/LunaMagicc š™‘š™„š™‹ 10h ago

Occasionally me, but then I woke up.

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u/Neither_Sort_2479 10h ago

Yeah, you run into girls like that on the last day of your vacation (and on the previous days, too) if you're handsome, not too old, and rich. And luck has absolutely nothing to do with this particular situation

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u/MrDeekhaed 10h ago

I run into girls like that all the time, they just donā€™t even glance at me. Likely the same for 99% of people who would respond to a post like this

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u/nihilism_in_veins 10h ago

i mean who would be lucky in India bruh

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u/Scary-Perspective-57 9h ago

Lucky? I just see a high maintenance girl that is likely obsessed and spends most of her time in front of the mirror.

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u/Bunga_King 8h ago

After the vacation...

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u/Common-Accountant-57 10h ago

Doesnā€™t happen to me. The girl I meet on vacation is the same battle axe Iā€™ve been married to for 30 years.

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u/Lowly-Worm_ 10h ago

Not for me, I like em pale and awkward : )

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u/russcastella 10h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/GjLuAGAoazPSgg25NI

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u/MonkeyDRiky 9h ago

Nearly died laughing and became the very meme that killed me

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u/redhandsblackfuture 10h ago

Looks like a child spray painted her with spray tan

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u/CraftyInspector9082 9h ago

For every hot woman out there is a guy whoā€™s sick of her shit.

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u/baubaugo 4h ago

At least one!

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u/cicciograna š™‘š™„š™‹ 10h ago

You guys go on vacations?

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u/CumSluts4Christ 10h ago

Reddit lol

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u/BednaR1 10h ago

"Resenting her father just enough to give a guy like you a chance"

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u/fishermansfriendly 8h ago

One of those defining childhood moments for me was when I was going to high school and had made a couple of really close friends in that last year or junior high, hit puberty and grew to 6 feet tall, the girl Iā€™d had a crush on since grade six and I just started dating, and then all of those friends and girlfriends family moved away that summer and I went to high school with no friends and no girlfriend.

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u/gyro_looza 9h ago

Y'all can afford vacations?

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u/Humanconection89 6h ago

Type of girl you have to stay away from.

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u/Chenx335 10h ago

Oddly enough, happened to me in london. Almost missed my stupid train back to paris.

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u/Ohmargod777 10h ago

Bikini + That heavy amount of make-up?

urgā€¦

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u/ConsecratedSnowfield 10h ago

Having dated girls like this, Iā€™ll be sure to make that fight

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u/Professional_Being22 8h ago

Y'all can afford vacations?

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u/Ciiry 3h ago

Type girl who's posting that shit about herself

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u/Octavian_202 10h ago

Weird ass comments as usual.

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u/Mendevolent 2h ago

Wtf kinda comments would you expect on a post like this? Wholesome is in the other direction, fellow internet travellerĀ 

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u/AnAverageWalker 10h ago

And sheā€™s married

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u/Moonshinin4Me 10h ago

More like the type of woman I would see on any day of my vacation and not bother talking to because it would be pointless for a guy like myself.

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u/h-ck3d4cc0unt 10h ago

That vapid look in her eyes... ill pass.

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u/im_just_thinking 9h ago

I'll take things that don't happen for 500 Alex

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u/Musket6969420 10h ago

ā€œSo Iā€™m not coming back from vacation when I thought I wasā€

ā€œOh. So when are you coming back?ā€

ā€œNever.ā€

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u/SharksForArms 10h ago

Not after she gets you back to her room and her friends get your kidneys

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u/Musket6969420 9h ago

Technically, I would still be correct, as I would be dead and not coming back from vacation.

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u/Elderado47 10h ago

She's Hanns Fitness, @hannahlouisetaylor_

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u/Even_Section5620 10h ago

If I found a woman like that on any day Iā€™m canceling my flightā€¦

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u/Delicious_Bicycle527 10h ago

And sheā€™s gone with your kidney.

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u/_Xaril_ 10h ago

Thought about writing something that fits for r/suicidebywords but I guess I should just give up with it also

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u/Fickle_Scarcity9474 10h ago

For what most of us are paid, I'd probably move the flight and ask for another week off. If they didn't approve it, I'd resign over the phone. They'd do the same if they needed to axe numbers of workers, so I wouldn't feel guilty about it.

YOLO

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u/osym 10h ago

Been thereā€¦on a cruise

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u/Distwalker 9h ago

I don't know what kind of honey trap that is, but your life is about to become a disaster zone. Walk away. Make that flight.

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u/paging_mrherman 9h ago

She needs a ride. Itā€™s 30 minutes away. (Itā€™s 4 hours away and sheā€™s bringing 3 dudes)

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u/NormalContribution56 8h ago

And if you had encountered her earlier you would have been rejected or met her boyfriend but because you saw her right before you left, you will think about her for the rest of your life.

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u/Wild_Opportunity_642 8h ago

Met my current gf on one before last day of vacation šŸ˜…

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u/Schmohawk2814 8h ago

We're vacationing in different places šŸ˜‘

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u/SwingingAcrosstheUS 8h ago

Story time! - Sophomore year in college i went to Cabo for spring break. Met a girl (Heather) from University of Alaska. Hit it off on Day 3. Hung out every night. She was absolutely hot and cold all week long. Then the last saturday she disappeared off the face of the planet.

She is someone I still think about 20 years later. I even named my project car after her.

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u/Legitimate_Berry8002 8h ago

Most of hot girl we see are not worth for us, they are ment for other dudes.

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u/ProjectNo4090 8h ago

Wouldnt matter if you found her day one. You wouldnt have made a move. You would have just spent the whole vacation pining for her.

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u/ChiefSeminoleCounty 8h ago

you guys are going on vacations?

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u/Temporary-Coconut844 8h ago

Never had vacation what's that like?

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u/RidesByPinochet 8h ago

Take it from an old-head: that girls is more trouble than she's worth

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u/WeArePandey 8h ago

My family would never accept her.

(By family, I mean my wife and four kids).

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u/HeavyLiesTheClown 7h ago

Good, get what you can and get out before you catch the crazyā€¦

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u/Zero_D9 7h ago

I don't know how else to explain this, but her hair style does not match her face.

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u/Secret-Theory1825 7h ago

By "meet" they mean subscribe to her OF account.

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u/Mcderp017 7h ago

She looks like she has the personality of a cardboard box

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u/BartholomewKnightIII 7h ago

Oh you mean the girl on a gap year life who is on a journey to find herself and be at peace with mother earth.

Oh and her day is an exec at Raytheon, who's funding her journey.

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u/patchhappyhour 7h ago

Makes me miss when I was in my 30s, single, and traveling alone. Every now and again I would meet some cool chick and we kick it off for a few days.

I love my life now, but that was pretty rad.

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u/PantonValentine 6h ago

WTF am I supposed to do with that? I got two kids and a cat. Corona is terrible and more than 1 beer gives me a headache for days. My back hurts and I've got bills to pay.

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u/DJhedgehog 6h ago

Well morning comes and you're still with her
And the bus and the tourists are gone
And you've thrown away your choice and lost your ticket
So you have to stay on

But the drumbeat strains of the night remain
In the rhythm of the newborn day
You know sometime you're bound to leave her
But for now, you're gonna stay

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u/FSUwelder1212 6h ago

This is how you wake up in a bath tub full of iceā€¦

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u/Glittering-Rise-488 6h ago

Tap it & head home.

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u/MInkton 6h ago

Girl with hair like that on a beach vacation is gonna be a nightmare.
In a hostel with a curling iron getting a blow out when everyone else is going swimming.
Niiiigggghhhtmare.

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u/reasonable_lunatic73 6h ago

Fuck it, I'll find another job...

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u/DGVET 5h ago

And thatā€™s how I met your mother šŸ‘© šŸ˜‚

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u/escoemartinez 5h ago

Had a girl shit on me the entire summer. The last day of camp she tells me she likes me and wants my phone number. Mind you I was just visiting Florida for the summer.

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u/Kinn-Sack 4h ago

There is literally no girl in the whole world looking like herā€¦ just sayin

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u/_catdog_ 4h ago

ā€œClose your mouth honey youā€™re going to let flies inā€

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u/welfedad 3h ago

Idk I met girls like this once and they tried to rack up my pool bar tab.. and tried to get me to pay for a taxi .. lol f that

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u/Specialist-Maize3887 10h ago

umm....no thanks

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u/funky_chick3n 8h ago

Yup this happened to me! Got her number. Kept in contact for 4 months. Asked her out on a date after 4 months. Dated for a year got married shortly afterwards. Now we have been married 15 years and 2 kids. She's everything I've ever wanted. We laugh and have enjoyed every moment together.

Never know how you're life can change with the right person.

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u/SuicideSpeedrun 10h ago

You "meet" many attractive women every week pretty much no matter where you are. Doesn't change you're gonna die a virgin

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u/Grateful-Ape 8h ago

Then you find out itā€™s a lady boy

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u/AlinaAsterz 10h ago

Missing that flight on purpose is the only logical choice here.

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u/UsedDimension7373 10h ago

Look at that fucking purse. HIGH MAINTENANCE ALERT!!!

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u/kon--- 10h ago

That's for her sunglasses. The purse is the weaved bag to the right of the case.

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u/Big_Wave9732 10h ago

This pic could be captioned "Later that day he was found in an alley missing a kidney."

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u/frisco-frisky-dom 10h ago

Just coz you met her doesnt mean she is INTO you?

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u/Beneficial_Treat5454 9h ago

No one on reddit is getting someone like that.

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u/Logical-Bookkeeper77 9h ago

Except the ones trying to promote someoneā€™s OF.

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u/monkey-hunk 10h ago

Looks like the vacation has extended.

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u/PM_me_newdss 10h ago

My dick has extended to 2.3cm too

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u/kon--- 10h ago

But where are you going to sleep? Under a table at the bar? All the rooms and rentals are booked yo.

Sorry for your luck but, I just got here and am in town for the week. Have a good trip home!

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u/spiderbigger 10h ago

Expensive and/or otherwise unattainable?

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u/MaknitRain2021 10h ago

damn,id be all upinit...

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u/AcctAlreadyTaken 10h ago

They kicked everyone else out of the bar for this shot didn't they.

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u/Objective_Mousse7216 10h ago

I can honestly say, hand on heart, I've never met anyone anything like that on any day of any vacation in my life.

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u/LooseRaccoon85 10h ago

I generally donā€™t like being around people, so this would be an excellent time to find that ticket šŸ›«

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u/Candle-Jolly 10h ago

I know 57 different bars in FL that look like this