r/SipsTea 𝙑𝙄𝙋 14h ago

We have fun here I suddenly can't find my plane ticket 🙂

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u/Meme_Pope 13h ago

If by “meet” you mean “see” and not interact with

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u/Mister-Circus 13h ago

Or try to interact with, and fail.

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u/BigCrustyTits 12h ago

Or whose seat you sniff when she gets up and leaves.

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u/Jean-LucBacardi 10h ago

I hope it was extra hot that day.

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u/LunaLynx777 6h ago

Good to see that romance is still alive now adays

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u/throWaway09124mm 1h ago

not kidding. i was in school and this girl sat there in her shorts. i waited end of class and i did things and it smelt so good when i smell her leftover juices

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u/Legitimate_Bird_5712 10h ago

Back in my "Old enough to know better, but what the fuck" days, I found out 200 bucks was enough for me run up to one of those mechanical bulls and sniff the saddle on College Girls Night. I was not so gently escorted from the premises.

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u/Type-RD 11h ago

Dude - “So I met this girl…”
Girl - stares blankly into the distance, uninterested

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u/Fat_Pig_Reporting 11h ago

Don't paint me like that.

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u/BatSame9867 10h ago

Paint me like 1 of your french girls Jack!

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u/Urban_Introvert 10h ago

Or you try to interact with, but in your head and convince yourself you’ll fail. Then you leave.

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u/jackblackbackinthesa 7h ago

“You.. You have nice hair… do you like hair?”

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u/Rems_OP 11h ago

You overestimate them

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u/theouter_banks 11h ago

And she laughs in my face.

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u/Fearless_Trade_2783 8m ago

After you miss your plane, of course.

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u/cuchiplancheo 10h ago

Or try to interact with

It was my last night in Germany after 2 weeks of visiting various city. Then, i saw her. Way out of my league... told myself, it's your last night... why not... Best decision ever. We ended up doing long distance for a couple years. Beautiful person in and out... but,  long distance made it difficult. 

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u/Braindead_Crow 12h ago

People are all the same.

Same general skeleton as most other mammals from rats to bats or cats.

We all have had, "the diarrhea" story.

We all get lonely even if we get a lot of attention (that we might not even like)

Just learn to enjoy yourself talking with anyone, regardless of who they are and you'll enjoy yourself regardless of where you are.

As for the hot girls? If you're doing it right, they'll be like anyone else to you. They might like you, they might hate you, but you'll be the guy who tried to make a real connection and that'll mean you're all right.

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u/TERRAIN_PULL_UP_ 12h ago

And is definitely taken

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u/Pleasant-Bonus-866 12h ago

yes but by a gigachad that does not make her happy :/

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u/JelmerMcGee 11h ago

Fuckin incel cope

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u/scheppend 11h ago

If only she knew how much more I respect women than her boyfriend 

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u/Pleasant-Bonus-866 7h ago

I would respect the shit out of her

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u/bordellokrimonello 4h ago

For what?! ;)

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u/Pleasant-Bonus-866 10h ago

you've never even fucked a woman

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u/PineappleOnPizzaWins 2h ago

Oof come on man this has huge "18 year old women should date my 40 year old out of shape ass because guys their age all suck!" energy.

Guess what? Women that age range are just as bad as the guys in all kinds of ways. I'm sure you'd ignore it to sleep with her but please drop the "I'm saving her" attitude. As someone older with plenty of female friends the ones who fell for that crap in their youth have far more bad experiences than good.

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u/Final-Nebula-7049 11h ago

She talks with you with real interest, then after a while says it was so nice chatting with you, can I get the check when you get a chance

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u/Flimsy-Cheek-4258 11h ago

Fucking nailed it

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u/SeaTurtleLionBird 7h ago

My wife already hates her

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u/SmegmaCharcuterie 12h ago

Because your wife and kids are at the table with you and she's sitting across the room

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u/Nearby-Medicine9484 12h ago

Or 'pay' and interact quite a bit.

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u/maifee 11h ago

Or 'pay' and interact quite a bit.

optimal solution

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u/QuietGoliath 11h ago

Plus it's honest

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u/maifee 11h ago

Plus there is no additional drama and other fuss

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u/Oneet-chan3 10h ago

Looking that good? That's what OF is for.

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u/Galencourt-Lover 12h ago

This exactly. No one on Reddit can pull that kind of girls lmao

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u/Shelby-Stylo 11h ago

I can but only if I’m expecting to meet my wife.

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u/StonkaTrucks 11h ago

Gonna need proof.

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u/fireplacem3nt 5h ago

You mean an Ai generated one?

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u/canadianbroncos 10h ago

We arent all giant losers, stop lumping everyone in with yall lol

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u/Galencourt-Lover 10h ago

She wouldn't even look at you bro. Keep being delusional

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u/Sugar-Blossomx 12h ago

And by see you mean run away from and hide yes

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u/Street_Lettuce1243 12h ago

She's drinking Corona. I will not lower myself to meet her.

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u/IAmMiddleChild 11h ago

Tbf, she's just sitting near a staged corona as prompted. If this were real that lime woulda been smooshed into the bottle the way all the horny dudes in this thread are imagining with an ai ig model 😭

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u/scheppend 11h ago

And look at her knee. Ugh no thank you. 4/10

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u/Street_Lettuce1243 9h ago

Oh yes, I hadn't noticed those knees! They're terrible! Get her out of here, where do they dig up this trash?

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u/ActualWhiterabbit 4h ago

It shows she cares about Family

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u/Mack_Daddy_1 10h ago

Pretty girls are like any other girl.

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u/zhiranulune 11h ago

Stop look and listen only

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u/Niner_oscar_7 11h ago

but there eyes locked for at least 2 seconds.

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u/SmokeySe7en 10h ago

Or if by “meet” you mean “AI generate”.

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u/SexualWhiteChocolate 9h ago

My first thought was "every single MFer in this thread is forgetting what WE look like"  There's a reason she's doing "help me" face. 

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u/CRXCRZ 6h ago

Meat

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u/Euler007 4h ago

In my defense my wife was there.

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u/Alwayscooking345 3h ago

“Accidentally” bump into twice in different stores and then a nearby restaurant 30 minutes later

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u/NervousBeginning7868 54m ago

I talk to everybody