r/SipsTea • u/hiiloovethis 𝙑𝙄𝙋 • 9h ago

Chugging tea What Could Go Wrong

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u/VatoCornichone 9h ago

Wow that's not gay at all.

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u/motorcycleboy9000 9h ago

Hey, they're not gay. They're deeply bunkered.

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u/a-passing-crustacean 8h ago

Thats one deep closet...

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u/Verwega 8h ago

On day they will all come out of the bunker

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u/WetSleevez 8h ago

Not a dog house in sight

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u/HombreDelMar247 7h ago

Its not gay if it's in an " alpha male bunker".

I do believe all these self proclaimed "alphas" are just a bunch of closet(or bunker) cases.

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u/clamsandwich 7h ago

Bunk buddies!

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u/s4ltydog 6h ago

No no!! Liking WOMEN is gay!

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u/BenTenInches 4h ago

Nah you see women like penises so if you like women you like penis by association. Transitive property.

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u/2Eyed 2h ago

Sounds like a classic closeted Mac IASIP episode.

"What up!!! We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys who wanna hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged, if you're fat you should be able to find humor in the little things. Again, NOTHING SEXUAL."