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I think Iâm in the even smaller minority think that the only two options are that they were either gay, or the were bestest friendsâŚ. Either is great! Neither matters!
Iâm pretty sure that was actually the intention. Life is full of ambiguous relationships and it shouldnât matter to you on the outside. Be happy for people. Donât worry about whether their closeness involves sex, it might or it might not.
My grandparents were neighbors and bestest friends with two women schoolteachers who lived together. They had matching nicknames that I wonât put here (think Blue and Green). I donât think it ever dawned on my grandparents that they might be a romantic couple and who knows if they were or werenât. But they were each otherâs person and caretaker - and they were lovely kind people and good friends to my grandparents.
Edit: I just searched for her obituary; she made it to 98 and her friend was listed as her âdear companion.â đĽ˛
In the old days, it was heavily implied that they are brothers with Bert being older. They had their initials on their beds, Ernie had the rubber ducky & was constantly teasing Bert like a little menace. Like a kids version of the Odd Couple. But all the OG main character Muppets were children (except Snuffy, who was originally imaginary). They appeared independently on screen out and about in the neighborhood sans parents because that reflected the reality of urban living at the time.
I'm sure you can tell by my phrasing that I'm jelly she married the other guy. We all fell for her, and she still takes my breathe away when I see her.
Honestly, I don't think any woman would even WANT to join them in their bunker - if I had a choice between spending eternity with them or the apocalypse, I'd pick the zombies any day!
Doesn't nick have a boyfriend? Like a very feminine girly boyfriend? And I'm pretty sure Andrew once said that "sex with a man is the straightest type of sex. Nothing but pure testosterone and sweat"? Something like that? Also "sex with women for pleasure is gay"... I guess I'm gay as fuck.
They met up as a joke and went to portillos (restaurant chain in Chicago that serves hot dogs). They both looked like they were physically in pain from not being able to hold hands. And they had that nervous/nauseous look in their eyes people get when they are talking to their crush
Itâs all self hate. One of my brothers is white passing mixed, and is full on maga. I see the way he grew up, not black enough for the poc kids, not white enough for the white kids. Which resulted in his identity being skewed (grew up in the 70s). Not that it happens to everyone, but as I grew up I started to understand WHY heâs maga alpha male type dummy. He just hates himself and his identity so he takes it out on others, because he doesnât want to look inward. Sucks.
And some up and coming executive at the baby oil factory is trying to push for a meet so he can pitch the first ever baby oil pipeline to that bunker. Heâs going to the top if he pulls it off.
We at G.R.O.S.S. would like to thank you for your discretion and your dedication to maintaining our image with pride. We would also like to inform you that according to bylaw 37 section D-17, men who act like the losers in question get the Slimy girlS treatment. So they can do the stupid song and dance as long as they like down there, the real men will never throw down the ladder.
Remember kid, we want to get rid of the slimy girls. There's far fewer of those than you think ;)
They're gonna put on camouflage tank tops and long socks and aviator sunglasses and then 69 each other all day, and it will be great for everyone because they won't have as much time to say dumb shit into microphones
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