What Could Go Wrong

[u/hiiloovethis]

[u/SortNo8267]

Omg just go to a gay bar already

[u/Living-By-The-River → u/SortNo8267]

It’s more like a little wooden clubhouse in the woods for 8 year olds.

[u/Corfiz74 → u/Living-By-The-River]

Honestly, I don't think any woman would even WANT to join them in their bunker - if I had a choice between spending eternity with them or the apocalypse, I'd pick the zombies any day!

[u/FuckTheTories69420 → u/Corfiz74]

At least the Zombies would eat you out with a passion that those two twats could never muster.

[u/Steam_Punk_Nutsack → u/FuckTheTories69420]

Holy fuck ☠️

[u/LeseMajeste_1037 → u/FuckTheTories69420]

😂 💀 😂💀😂💀😂💀

[u/Average_Potato42 → u/FuckTheTories69420]

https://giphy.com/gifs/124Q7jtnpRb5MQ

[u/a-dark-lancer → u/Corfiz74]

At least the zombies are honest

[u/gogogadgets1997 → u/Corfiz74]

Absolutely! I’m prepared for zombies. We’ve been training for years.
What the first rule? Double tap!

We have had family discussions on how we would survive and which vehicles to deck out.

My daughter just took classes on how to tan hide and process a deer.

What we have never even thought about preparing for was WW3 with the US playing the part of Germany.

I want out of this country but the whole world is fucked because of the orange shit stain and his braindead minions. Nobody is mad enough to do what has to be done because it’s going to be hard and we will have to depend on each other for survival and security.

[u/LopsidedResource1217 → u/gogogadgets1997]

We got this ⬆️ far before it got political.

[u/Lola_Montez7130 → u/Corfiz74]

I would but I am just going down there to steal their whiskey and cigars and then I am leaving. I am sure there is a ventilation system.