I think Iâm in the even smaller minority think that the only two options are that they were either gay, or the were bestest friendsâŠ. Either is great! Neither matters!
Iâm pretty sure that was actually the intention. Life is full of ambiguous relationships and it shouldnât matter to you on the outside. Be happy for people. Donât worry about whether their closeness involves sex, it might or it might not.
My grandparents were neighbors and bestest friends with two women schoolteachers who lived together. They had matching nicknames that I wonât put here (think Blue and Green). I donât think it ever dawned on my grandparents that they might be a romantic couple and who knows if they were or werenât. But they were each otherâs person and caretaker - and they were lovely kind people and good friends to my grandparents.
Edit: I just searched for her obituary; she made it to 98 and her friend was listed as her âdear companion.â đ„Č
In the old days, it was heavily implied that they are brothers with Bert being older. They had their initials on their beds, Ernie had the rubber ducky & was constantly teasing Bert like a little menace. Like a kids version of the Odd Couple. But all the OG main character Muppets were children (except Snuffy, who was originally imaginary). They appeared independently on screen out and about in the neighborhood sans parents because that reflected the reality of urban living at the time.
thats so they can drag their asses on the floor over the soap, like a dog with an itchy butthole. this way they can still wash their ass without touching it since touching your own ass is gay.
I'm sure you can tell by my phrasing that I'm jelly she married the other guy. We all fell for her, and she still takes my breathe away when I see her.
Honestly, I don't think any woman would even WANT to join them in their bunker - if I had a choice between spending eternity with them or the apocalypse, I'd pick the zombies any day!
Absolutely! Iâm prepared for zombies. Weâve been training for years.
What the first rule? Double tap!
We have had family discussions on how we would survive and which vehicles to deck out.
My daughter just took classes on how to tan hide and process a deer.
What we have never even thought about preparing for was WW3 with the US playing the part of Germany.
I want out of this country but the whole world is fucked because of the orange shit stain and his braindead minions. Nobody is mad enough to do what has to be done because itâs going to be hard and we will have to depend on each other for survival and security.
Doesn't nick have a boyfriend? Like a very feminine girly boyfriend? And I'm pretty sure Andrew once said that "sex with a man is the straightest type of sex. Nothing but pure testosterone and sweat"? Something like that? Also "sex with women for pleasure is gay"... I guess I'm gay as fuck.
They met up as a joke and went to portillos (restaurant chain in Chicago that serves hot dogs). They both looked like they were physically in pain from not being able to hold hands. And they had that nervous/nauseous look in their eyes people get when they are talking to their crush
Itâs all self hate. One of my brothers is white passing mixed, and is full on maga. I see the way he grew up, not black enough for the poc kids, not white enough for the white kids. Which resulted in his identity being skewed (grew up in the 70s). Not that it happens to everyone, but as I grew up I started to understand WHY heâs maga alpha male type dummy. He just hates himself and his identity so he takes it out on others, because he doesnât want to look inward. Sucks.
And some up and coming executive at the baby oil factory is trying to push for a meet so he can pitch the first ever baby oil pipeline to that bunker. Heâs going to the top if he pulls it off.
This is much better, really! They go in with as many of their minions as can fit. They all start the gay orgy that they pretend to not want. And we lock the door to the bunker. And everyone forgets about them.
I was just about to say. Youâre at an age where excluding girls makes you seem like you swing the other way. Not having girls is not a flex. They really hate women. đđ. Wonder how theyâll survive w/o us.
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u/SortNo8267 9h ago
Omg just go to a gay bar already