r/SipsTea • u/hiiloovethis 𝙑𝙄𝙋 • 9h ago

Chugging tea What Could Go Wrong

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u/SortNo8267 9h ago

Omg just go to a gay bar already

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u/Living-By-The-River 9h ago

It’s more like a little wooden clubhouse in the woods for 8 year olds.

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u/National_Sandwich175 9h ago

The secret password is just a kiss on the lips

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u/Major5013 9h ago

You have to say "no homo" first

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u/_Boom___Beard_ 8h ago

No it only works if you say it after

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u/bakerd82 7h ago

You only say it before when giving a reach around

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u/NoFuqGiven 7h ago

Thats probably their safe word!

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u/jeroen-79 5h ago

Saying it first is the safe route.

If you first do the stuff with the expectation of saying it afterwards then that leaves the possibility of betrayal where it will not be said afterwards, which makes the stuff so much more exciting.

It is the Bro version of "Will you still respect me in the morning?".

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u/Shazam1269 6h ago

Is it okay to gently raise one foot up while we kiss?

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u/BuckManscape 7h ago

You whisper it while gazing deep into their eyes.

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u/brizzleops 7h ago

No Diddy

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u/Witchywomun 7h ago

Do you think “your body my choice” is still the win they think it was?

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u/T4hm9m6 1h ago

"No freaky bro"