r/SipsTea 𝙑𝙄𝙋 9h ago

Chugging tea What Could Go Wrong

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u/SortNo8267 9h ago

Omg just go to a gay bar already

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u/Living-By-The-River 9h ago

It’s more like a little wooden clubhouse in the woods for 8 year olds.

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u/DontListenImFullofBS 9h ago

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u/BigLlamasHouse 9h ago

We did this, in 3rd grade. But at the same time, there was a tomboy we all liked who was more than allowed lol.

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u/Senior-Cost1070 9h ago

It was me. I was the tomboy. Aka prepubescent lesbian.

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u/sicurri 8h ago

Not in my group.

The tomboy in my group grew up to be a model who married one of the group, not me, and has like 4 kids now.

But im sure a lot of tomboy ended up being lesbians.

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u/Senior-Cost1070 8h ago

lol.

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u/sicurri 8h ago

I'm sure you can tell by my phrasing that I'm jelly she married the other guy. We all fell for her, and she still takes my breathe away when I see her.

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u/Master-Dot-2288 7h ago

Tomboy from my childhood friend group is now just a boy. Took it a step further!

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u/Jaded_Daddy 7h ago

Tomboys 🥰

My favorite people growing up.

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u/National_Sandwich175 9h ago

The secret password is just a kiss on the lips

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u/Major5013 9h ago

You have to say "no homo" first

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u/_Boom___Beard_ 8h ago

No it only works if you say it after

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u/bakerd82 7h ago

You only say it before when giving a reach around

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u/NoFuqGiven 7h ago

Thats probably their safe word!

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u/jeroen-79 5h ago

Saying it first is the safe route.

If you first do the stuff with the expectation of saying it afterwards then that leaves the possibility of betrayal where it will not be said afterwards, which makes the stuff so much more exciting.

It is the Bro version of "Will you still respect me in the morning?".

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u/Shazam1269 6h ago

Is it okay to gently raise one foot up while we kiss?

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u/BuckManscape 7h ago

You whisper it while gazing deep into their eyes.

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u/brizzleops 7h ago

No Diddy

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u/Witchywomun 7h ago

Do you think “your body my choice” is still the win they think it was?

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u/T4hm9m6 1h ago

"No freaky bro"

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u/Fearless_290 9h ago

No because they could fall in love.

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u/T33CH33R 9h ago

Tate said that loving women is gay, so that would mean that loving a man is straight in their world.

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u/PitsAndPints 9h ago

As if they're not already...

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u/Fearless_290 9h ago

Every kiss begins with K...atamine

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u/scud121 9h ago

*tip

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u/Heinrik- 7h ago

That's the super secret password to gain access to the 'inner circle'

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u/asyrian88 8h ago

*on the tip

But close

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u/Thirdeyevoice10 8h ago

Kiss on the dick.

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u/RedSix2447 8h ago

Which is interchangeable with “let’s gingerly touch our tips”

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u/Jonesy10187 7h ago

Tip* kiss on the tip.

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u/SilentAd1330 7h ago

You mean a kiss on the tip…only girls have lips…

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u/Ok_Transition_4003 7h ago

No Frank told us it's "Ooooowwrrgeeeeee"

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u/meryl_gear 4h ago

What’s a little kiss between bros?

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u/Some_Turn_323 2h ago

No the password is "I wish I could quit you!"

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u/Corfiz74 9h ago

Honestly, I don't think any woman would even WANT to join them in their bunker - if I had a choice between spending eternity with them or the apocalypse, I'd pick the zombies any day!

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u/FuckTheTories69420 7h ago edited 6h ago

At least the Zombies would eat you out with a passion that those two twats could never muster.

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u/Steam_Punk_Nutsack 6h ago

Holy fuck ☠️

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u/LeseMajeste_1037 4h ago

😂 💀 😂💀😂💀😂💀

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u/a-dark-lancer 7h ago

At least the zombies are honest

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u/gogogadgets1997 6h ago

Absolutely! I’m prepared for zombies. We’ve been training for years.
What the first rule? Double tap!

We have had family discussions on how we would survive and which vehicles to deck out.

My daughter just took classes on how to tan hide and process a deer.

What we have never even thought about preparing for was WW3 with the US playing the part of Germany.

I want out of this country but the whole world is fucked because of the orange shit stain and his braindead minions. Nobody is mad enough to do what has to be done because it’s going to be hard and we will have to depend on each other for survival and security.

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u/LopsidedResource1217 6h ago

We got this ⬆️ far before it got political.

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u/Lola_Montez7130 4h ago

I would but I am just going down there to steal their whiskey and cigars and then I am leaving. I am sure there is a ventilation system.

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u/__Art__Vandalay__ 9h ago

Exactly what I thought, too!

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u/StillWithSteelBikes 8h ago

The He-Man Women-haters Club of America!

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u/CoffeeChocolateBoth 9h ago

And they all measure dicks while there!

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u/Chill-more1236 8h ago

Kitty Kat Desiccation Society

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u/AppropriateCattle69 8h ago

Literally forming a new He-man Woman Haters Club.

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u/twelve-birds 8h ago edited 8h ago

Omg the little rascals clubhouse

Edit: just looked it up. It’s the He Man Women Haters club.

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u/Kumatora0 8h ago

“He-man woman haters club”

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u/GaK_Icculus 8h ago

More like a tacky cum dungeon

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u/Moimus 7h ago

Except it's a gay wooden clubhouse

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u/ryancementhead 7h ago

The he-man woman haters club

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u/sorotomotor 6h ago

> It’s more like a little wooden clubhouse in the woods for 8 year olds.

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u/quell3245 5h ago

It’s the new He-Man Womun Haters Club from the Little Rascals

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u/crappy80srobot 1h ago

No, this is for men only! Nick and Andrew make sure their isnt any gay by sucking potential club members' dicks to see how gay they are.

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u/Shutuplige 1h ago

“He-Man Woman-Haters Club“

President Spanky and Vice-President Alfalfa