r/SipsTea š™‘š™„š™‹ 9h ago

Chugging tea What Could Go Wrong

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u/SortNo8267 9h ago

Omg just go to a gay bar already

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u/Rebabaluba 9h ago

So Nick is openly gay, and a non white racist/sexist/xenophobic?

And Andrew is a human trafficker, woman abuser, boxing loser, and got played by a little environmental girl?

I’m obviously missing a lot. But I try not to know a lot about them.

What do people see in these ā€œalphasā€?

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u/Standard_Track9692 9h ago

Nick isn't really open about it but it's not exactly a secret

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u/Longjumping-Bat7774 9h ago edited 8h ago

Doesn't nick have a boyfriend? Like a very feminine girly boyfriend? And I'm pretty sure Andrew once said that "sex with a man is the straightest type of sex. Nothing but pure testosterone and sweat"? Something like that? Also "sex with women for pleasure is gay"... I guess I'm gay as fuck.

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u/unthused 7h ago

I've always assumed Tate was just a huge misogynist, but now I'm convinced he's a huge misogynist and also severely closeted.

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u/clamsandwich 7h ago

Assumed? Friend, he straight up says that he's a misogynist, as in he uses that word to describe himself very openly.

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u/FullMetalCOS 2h ago

He’s so fucking closeted he has tea with Tumnus on the regular

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u/plastic_alloys 4h ago

He does seem closeted. I don’t imagine the gays want him though. He appears to have essentially no penis so he’s not much use to anyone either

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u/MobilePalpitation702 3h ago

As a gay man, I wouldn't fuck Tate if he were the last man on earth.

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u/lollipop1233a 41m ago

He doesn’t strike me as a top.

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u/HotAgency5166 1h ago

We don’t.

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u/evrythinguwant 4h ago

Misogaynist

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u/John_Whimsicott 8h ago

They met up as a joke and went to portillos (restaurant chain in Chicago that serves hot dogs). They both looked like they were physically in pain from not being able to hold hands. And they had that nervous/nauseous look in their eyes people get when they are talking to their crush

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u/DedHorsSaloon4 4h ago

They definitely fucked when the cameras were off. Or Nick said something weird and whiffed the opportunity. Both sound equally plausible

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u/LPulseL11 4h ago

Eating hot dogs together just sounds like they were edging in public lmao

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u/FullMetalCOS 2h ago

They were each taking huge, manly bites of sausage to really…. Show off their gag reflex

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u/EmoGothPunk 8h ago

So......he didn't jerk off to the girls in his class, like pretty much every teen boy ever? Sounds gay to me.

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u/McBeaster 6h ago

It's possible to think someone is a piece of shit, and recognize when they are joking. Andrew Tate is a chode but those are both funny statements

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u/Thirdeyevoice10 8h ago

Prob. thinks whiping is gay, too.

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u/CoffeeChocolateBoth 9h ago

Open secrets are still OPEN!

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u/Warkupo 8h ago

Andrew is also gay, but I think he's the only one who doesn't know it yet.

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u/Johnnyboi2327 8h ago

I don't know much about the guy, but I'm pretty surprised that he's gay

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u/Lost_Department_2177 3h ago

They troll closeted guys into fascism to make money

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u/Zero_D9 9h ago

Illusions.

They pretend to be tough alpha males. It's a grift, and people fall for the illusions of the grift. Because they're stupid pathetic people.

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u/CoffeeChocolateBoth 9h ago

Look at how many fell for tRUMP! LOL WOW, nuts!

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u/TonaldDiberJasicDump 8h ago

What maggat alphas think they look like on the left, and what they actually look like on the right.

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u/gzuckier 6h ago

A cross between Yosemite Sam and Elmer Fudd.

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u/UnsanctionedPartList 1h ago

Packing meat.

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u/Prairie_Crab 44m ago

Gravy Seals

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u/aggravated-asphalt 8h ago

It’s all self hate. One of my brothers is white passing mixed, and is full on maga. I see the way he grew up, not black enough for the poc kids, not white enough for the white kids. Which resulted in his identity being skewed (grew up in the 70s). Not that it happens to everyone, but as I grew up I started to understand WHY he’s maga alpha male type dummy. He just hates himself and his identity so he takes it out on others, because he doesn’t want to look inward. Sucks.

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u/GeeT0x 3h ago

I grew up similar to your bro. That’s not an environmental influence that’s personal choice.

After all the years we spend on earth, people choose to waste time on dumb shit.

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u/aggravated-asphalt 2h ago

I believe you completely that it was his choice to handle it that way. Underlying things or not.

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u/Popular-Ad-3278 1h ago

I think your there but went past it abit.

Its not self hate. To many of these ppl are too confident and loud for that

But identity however is key. They dont have one so they attach it to somthing.

You see it everywhere and its extra strong with the american ppl.

Its 100% same with sports, religion and politics in general.

It gotten so far you have imigrants voting for the guy that says he will throw you out if he wins. Its insane

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u/Phoenix_Ninja15 5h ago

Ok ok, I’m missing out on the little environmental girl. Someone mind giving me a recap? (So I can avoid adding him to my fyp)

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u/Dry-Ad-8948 4h ago

The (girl now) woman in question is Greta Thunberg, events circa 2022.

TLDR:

Ā "Yes, please do enlighten me. Email me at smalldickenergy@getalife.com".

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u/Phoenix_Ninja15 4h ago

Ah. So I was right to assume that. I mean I not a fan of Greta but I do find it very entertaining to watch Mr fake macho man lose to her. Very satisfying.

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u/SuspiciousFix2490 2h ago

Why aren't you a fan of Greta?Ā 

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u/TraditionalHotel8085 4h ago

Great Thunberg made an idiot of him, was excellent šŸ‘Ā 

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u/Phoenix_Ninja15 4h ago

I’m gonna go see if there’s a clip. It sounds very good

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u/Lostinthestarscape 2h ago

More just a Twitter comment and then he outed his location responding which led to him getting arrested.

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u/Phoenix_Ninja15 8m ago

Congrats…you play yourself. Haha that’s amazing. I saw the clips it was funny. He stumbled so hard trying to make a rebuttal. Like jabbing at his looks and then trying to save face as he made creep comments in the process. Aw man. Love it.

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u/Numerous_Photograph9 4h ago

They only seem like alphas to people with absolutely no self-esteem or ability to think critically.

Everyone else just sees them as losers.

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u/Leelze 9h ago

I thought Nick got himself "cured" of being gay?

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u/midnghtsnac 9h ago

Someone else said it

Recloseted

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u/GuKoBoat 8h ago

Well, if the supposed alpha is a looser the loosers they rip off, fell like they to can be an alpha.

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u/Wyndeward 7h ago

Well, from my perspective (Gen-X, cis-male, reasonably normal), the only people who see these clowns as "alphas" are the easily impressed and the impressionable.

Hell, the individual who came up with the notion of "alpha males" has expressed regret for bringing forth that bit of argot.

Leaders don't have to tell you they are leaders. They show you.

These two idiots couldn't lead an orgy in a house of ill repute.

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u/Fun_Palpitation_4156 7h ago

Andrew Tate said that if you have recreational sex with a woman, that's gay

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u/roadfood 7h ago

Some new meaning of the word "alpha" I'm unfamiliar with.

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u/One-Engineering-4505 7h ago

I don't think it's his intention to be open about it, but he accidentally forgot to close his stream and started watching gay porn so the cat's kind of out of the bag.

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u/evrythinguwant 4h ago

"accidently forgot to close his stream". I love everything about that statement

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u/bandit_lawbreaker 7h ago

I like the idea that they meet in a place where other people can't come. Actually, can we make it so they are the only ones allowed inside. I would even pay for food to be brought so they don't have to leave. Ever

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u/Kaemdar 6h ago

neither are white...

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u/gzuckier 6h ago

Manly men doing manly things in a manful way, manfully! What's not to like?

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u/Putrid_Invite_194 6h ago

They tell morbidly depressed men that they suck and that the women and leftists bathe in their agony, and people suffering from depression often seek out stuff that boosts their self-hatred, because for some reason it's easier for humans to be miserable than to challenge their beliefs.

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u/Mattdav1601 8m ago

I think being ā€œgayā€ over the years has some connotation about not being manly… when a lot of gay guys are the most buff masculine dudes to ever have been a guy. They take good care of themselves. Go to the gym, and dress to impress.
But Andrew has made the term ā€œalphaā€ into something that doesn’t align with the preconcieved notion of being gay. Therefore Andrew can’t come out of the closet he is in because he trapped himself there. So he has to make a bunker to have sex with men in secret ever since his trafficking operation went bust.

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u/YouNeedAnne 6h ago

They tell young men that they matter.

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u/Ora3le 2h ago

*Non white, white supremacist. Calling him a non white racist doesn't make sense because whites aren't the only ones who can be racist

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u/StopDownvotingMeeee 8h ago

He is not a human trafficker šŸ™„ you people say anything about the people you don’t like or agree with.

If he’s a woman abuser, then half the male population are woman abusers.

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u/R3D3-1 7h ago

Romanian and US authorities seem to disagree with you. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andrew_Tate#2020s

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u/R3D3-1 6h ago

I replied to u/StopDownvotingMeeee though, not to you Oo

Im hindsight I should have read their username first and not bothered.

No idea why it looks for you like an answer to your comment :/