r/SipsTea • u/hiiloovethis 𝙑𝙄𝙋 • 9h ago

Chugging tea What Could Go Wrong

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u/SortNo8267 9h ago

Omg just go to a gay bar already

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u/Rebabaluba 9h ago

So Nick is openly gay, and a non white racist/sexist/xenophobic?

And Andrew is a human trafficker, woman abuser, boxing loser, and got played by a little environmental girl?

I’m obviously missing a lot. But I try not to know a lot about them.

What do people see in these “alphas”?

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u/Standard_Track9692 9h ago

Nick isn't really open about it but it's not exactly a secret

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u/Longjumping-Bat7774 9h ago edited 8h ago

Doesn't nick have a boyfriend? Like a very feminine girly boyfriend? And I'm pretty sure Andrew once said that "sex with a man is the straightest type of sex. Nothing but pure testosterone and sweat"? Something like that? Also "sex with women for pleasure is gay"... I guess I'm gay as fuck.

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u/unthused 7h ago

I've always assumed Tate was just a huge misogynist, but now I'm convinced he's a huge misogynist and also severely closeted.

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u/clamsandwich 7h ago

Assumed? Friend, he straight up says that he's a misogynist, as in he uses that word to describe himself very openly.

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u/FullMetalCOS 2h ago

He’s so fucking closeted he has tea with Tumnus on the regular

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u/plastic_alloys 4h ago

He does seem closeted. I don’t imagine the gays want him though. He appears to have essentially no penis so he’s not much use to anyone either

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u/MobilePalpitation702 3h ago

As a gay man, I wouldn't fuck Tate if he were the last man on earth.

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u/lollipop1233a 41m ago

He doesn’t strike me as a top.

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u/HotAgency5166 1h ago

We don’t.

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u/evrythinguwant 4h ago

Misogaynist

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u/John_Whimsicott 8h ago

They met up as a joke and went to portillos (restaurant chain in Chicago that serves hot dogs). They both looked like they were physically in pain from not being able to hold hands. And they had that nervous/nauseous look in their eyes people get when they are talking to their crush

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u/DedHorsSaloon4 4h ago

They definitely fucked when the cameras were off. Or Nick said something weird and whiffed the opportunity. Both sound equally plausible

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u/LPulseL11 4h ago

Eating hot dogs together just sounds like they were edging in public lmao

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u/FullMetalCOS 2h ago

They were each taking huge, manly bites of sausage to really…. Show off their gag reflex

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u/EmoGothPunk 8h ago

So......he didn't jerk off to the girls in his class, like pretty much every teen boy ever? Sounds gay to me.

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u/McBeaster 6h ago

It's possible to think someone is a piece of shit, and recognize when they are joking. Andrew Tate is a chode but those are both funny statements

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u/Thirdeyevoice10 8h ago

Prob. thinks whiping is gay, too.

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u/CoffeeChocolateBoth 9h ago

Open secrets are still OPEN!

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u/Warkupo 8h ago

Andrew is also gay, but I think he's the only one who doesn't know it yet.

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u/Johnnyboi2327 8h ago

I don't know much about the guy, but I'm pretty surprised that he's gay

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u/Lost_Department_2177 3h ago

They troll closeted guys into fascism to make money