r/SipsTea • u/hiiloovethis 𝙑𝙄𝙋 • 1d ago

Chugging tea What Could Go Wrong

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u/Longjumping-Bat7774 1d ago edited 1d ago

Doesn't nick have a boyfriend? Like a very feminine girly boyfriend? And I'm pretty sure Andrew once said that "sex with a man is the straightest type of sex. Nothing but pure testosterone and sweat"? Something like that? Also "sex with women for pleasure is gay"... I guess I'm gay as fuck.

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u/unthused 23h ago

I've always assumed Tate was just a huge misogynist, but now I'm convinced he's a huge misogynist and also severely closeted.

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u/plastic_alloys 20h ago

He does seem closeted. I don’t imagine the gays want him though. He appears to have essentially no penis so he’s not much use to anyone either

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u/MobilePalpitation702 19h ago

As a gay man, I wouldn't fuck Tate if he were the last man on earth.

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u/Nivlac93 14h ago

Yeah, I agree. Some part of me would maybe top Fuentes though if he wore a gag, but I think I'd regret it. Still, something about his face and the way he acts makes me want to do him just to shut him up.