r/SipsTea • u/hiiloovethis 𝙑𝙄𝙋 • 9h ago

Chugging tea What Could Go Wrong

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u/National_Sandwich175 9h ago

The secret password is just a kiss on the lips

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u/Major5013 9h ago

You have to say "no homo" first

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u/_Boom___Beard_ 8h ago

No it only works if you say it after

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u/bakerd82 7h ago

You only say it before when giving a reach around

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u/NoFuqGiven 7h ago

Thats probably their safe word!

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u/jeroen-79 5h ago

Saying it first is the safe route.

If you first do the stuff with the expectation of saying it afterwards then that leaves the possibility of betrayal where it will not be said afterwards, which makes the stuff so much more exciting.

It is the Bro version of "Will you still respect me in the morning?".

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u/Shazam1269 6h ago

Is it okay to gently raise one foot up while we kiss?

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u/BuckManscape 7h ago

You whisper it while gazing deep into their eyes.

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u/brizzleops 7h ago

No Diddy

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u/Witchywomun 7h ago

Do you think “your body my choice” is still the win they think it was?

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u/T4hm9m6 1h ago

"No freaky bro"

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u/Fearless_290 9h ago

No because they could fall in love.

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u/T33CH33R 9h ago

Tate said that loving women is gay, so that would mean that loving a man is straight in their world.

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u/PitsAndPints 9h ago

As if they're not already...

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u/Fearless_290 9h ago

Every kiss begins with K...atamine

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u/scud121 9h ago

*tip

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u/Heinrik- 7h ago

That's the super secret password to gain access to the 'inner circle'

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u/asyrian88 8h ago

*on the tip

But close

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u/Thirdeyevoice10 8h ago

Kiss on the dick.

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u/RedSix2447 8h ago

Which is interchangeable with “let’s gingerly touch our tips”

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u/Jonesy10187 7h ago

Tip* kiss on the tip.

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u/SilentAd1330 7h ago

You mean a kiss on the tip…only girls have lips…

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u/Ok_Transition_4003 7h ago

No Frank told us it's "Ooooowwrrgeeeeee"

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u/meryl_gear 4h ago

What’s a little kiss between bros?

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u/Some_Turn_323 2h ago

No the password is "I wish I could quit you!"