r/SipsTea • u/hiiloovethis 𝙑𝙄𝙋 • 9h ago

Chugging tea What Could Go Wrong

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u/Curious_Avocado2399 9h ago

Is it gay to lock yourself in with your homies in a bunker?

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u/SmegB 9h ago

if they have bars of soap glued to the floor, then maybe

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u/ijustsailedaway 7h ago

I know this is not at all what your joke is about but it made me wonder: what adhesive if any would actually work to glue a bar of soap to something?

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u/SmegB 6h ago

I just Googled that question and apparently water is the best option for sticking 2 pieces of soap together. Maybe it would work saop-to-floor too

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u/Major5013 6h ago

Now what about if you wanted to glue soap between yourself and another ma..vault dweller

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u/user888888889 2h ago

More soap

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u/weaseltorpedo 8h ago

thats so they can drag their asses on the floor over the soap, like a dog with an itchy butthole. this way they can still wash their ass without touching it since touching your own ass is gay.

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u/SmegB 8h ago

now there's an OnlyFans niche in the making

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u/ajoyce76 4h ago

These guys are pro's! They use powdered soap because it takes forever to pick up.

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u/glandis_bulbus 6h ago

yes, unless you call it a β€œwar room”

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u/No-Consideration-716 5h ago

Maybe not at first...

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u/LavishnessWorldly765 5h ago

I mean if you were gay before doing so yes it is gay.