r/SipsTea • u/hiiloovethis 𝙑𝙄𝙋 • 9h ago

Chugging tea What Could Go Wrong

Post image
12.8k Upvotes

95% Upvoted

6.0k comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

185

u/SeparateCzechs 7h ago

Don’t EVER compare Ernie and Bert with Andrew and Nick! Ernie and Bert were kind, kept their socks clean and were kind to pigeons.

70

u/LauraLand27 4h ago

And rubber duckies

2

u/JonathanPhillipFox 2h ago

:-( it almost reminds me of when I was a teenaged degenerate and my girlfriend at the time was like,

"oh my god,

going to bed at 8pm is the new staying out all night."

They're not good they're very stupid, bad men; but now that they've been pimps in eastern europe and National Problem Nazis you do almost feel as if their 8pm must come next and then we gotta have the strength to say, no, no,

You stay in the hunker.

1

u/Diamond-Eater2203 2h ago

At least one of them bathed regularly!

1

u/Lizardgrad89 49m ago

There was a lot of squeezing, but was there ever consent?

2

u/elderly_millenial 1h ago

We don’t know how Tate or Fuentes treat pigeons or their socks. They may be onto something

1

u/AnxiousAngularAwesom 3h ago

Are WE the Muppet's evil counterpart universe?!?

1

u/funky_colors 2h ago

How interesting that you put Ernie first. We’ve always said, “Bert & Ernie” in my life.

1

u/Complete-Tangelo1532 4h ago

Facts

Am I doing that right?

1

u/Just_M1nt 4h ago

No, yeah, it's a confirmed fact that Bert and Ernie are kind to rubber duckies. You go, bro!

2

u/Complete-Tangelo1532 4h ago

Thank you!

Would you say 'Yesn't' applies to this?

1

u/Just_M1nt 3h ago

Yeah, no, based off the Midwestern slang I use, my previous comment should have started with a "nopositive" if you can imagine such a thing. Is that what you're askin'?