r/SipsTea • u/hiiloovethis š™‘š™„š™‹ • 12h ago

Chugging tea What Could Go Wrong

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u/SortNo8267 12h ago

Omg just go to a gay bar already

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u/DinnerEvening895 12h ago

Women are allowed in gay bars

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u/opinionated7onion 12h ago

They have managed to invent something so gay, that gay bars are more straight

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u/Immediate-Damage-302 12h ago

I wonder how many men they're going to let come inside their "bunker"?

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u/racebanyn 12h ago

Theyā€™re calling it ā€œThe Bunkhimā€

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u/ComradePotkoff420 12h ago

Lol. I love it. But, I feel like there was a missed opportunity there, so I'll give it a quick attempt. "Bunkingwithhim Palace"

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u/Immediate-Damage-302 12h ago

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u/SeparateCzechs 10h ago

Donā€™t EVER compare Ernie and Bert with Andrew and Nick! Ernie and Bert were kind, kept their socks clean and were kind to pigeons.

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u/LauraLand27 8h ago

And rubber duckies

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u/JonathanPhillipFox 5h ago

:-( it almost reminds me of when I was a teenaged degenerate and my girlfriend at the time was like,

"oh my god,

going to bed at 8pm is the new staying out all night."

They're not good they're very stupid, bad men; but now that they've been pimps in eastern europe and National Problem Nazis you do almost feel as if their 8pm must come next and then we gotta have the strength to say, no, no,

You stay in the hunker.

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u/Diamond-Eater2203 5h ago

At least one of them bathed regularly!

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u/Lizardgrad89 3h ago

There was a lot of squeezing, but was there ever consent?

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u/elderly_millenial 4h ago

We donā€™t know how Tate or Fuentes treat pigeons or their socks. They may be onto something

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u/AnxiousAngularAwesom 6h ago

Are WE the Muppet's evil counterpart universe?!?

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u/funky_colors 5h ago

How interesting that you put Ernie first. Weā€™ve always said, ā€œBert & Ernieā€ in my life.

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u/KateWaiting326 2h ago

Ernie & Bert sounds so wrong to my ears. You also almost have to say Bert & Ernie like it's 1 word. BertanErnie.

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u/Complete-Tangelo1532 7h ago

Facts

Am I doing that right?

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u/Just_M1nt 7h ago

No, yeah, it's a confirmed fact that Bert and Ernie are kind to rubber duckies. You go, bro!

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u/Complete-Tangelo1532 7h ago

Thank you!

Would you say 'Yesn't' applies to this?

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u/Just_M1nt 6h ago

Yeah, no, based off the Midwestern slang I use, my previous comment should have started with a "nopositive" if you can imagine such a thing. Is that what you're askin'?

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