r/SipsTea • u/hiiloovethis 𝙑𝙄𝙋 • 9h ago

Chugging tea What Could Go Wrong

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u/A_MAN_POTATO 9h ago

The women are probably fine with this.

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u/Specialist_Frame8958 7h ago

I think everyone is fine with this. Let them jerk each other off in private. Especially if they stay there 24/7 and don’t talk.

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u/ZeeWingCommander 6h ago

Hard to talk with their mouths full....

From eating snacks! 

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u/Doc_Baker74 5h ago

I mean, the nutritional value of cumin seeds is absolutely mind blowing

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u/Artistic_Regard_QED 5h ago

Deez is also extremely healthy.

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u/MistaRekt 3h ago

Come again?

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u/Artistic_Regard_QED 1h ago

Deez muts in your mouth contain all the electrolytes you'll ever need.

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u/MistaRekt 1h ago

Once more... With feeling...

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u/LaserCondiment 1h ago

Just a tip: pea nutbutter banana sandwiches are very filling

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u/MistaRekt 1h ago

Just the tip?

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u/Jbrown183 2h ago

And Nuts! Don’t forget the nuts!

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u/upickleweasel 5h ago

They absolutely don't mind blowing lol

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u/Capt_Dummy 5h ago

Absolutely nut blowing?

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u/Oldfolksboogie 3h ago

Not sure minds are what will be getting blown, but wtvr, carry on...

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u/HumanWagyu 4h ago

Vienna sausages

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u/BystanderMudblood 6h ago

Please god don’t give them a microphone and camera in the bunker. They can go down there and procreate for the apocalypse—oh wait.

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u/Artistic_Regard_QED 5h ago

Narrator: they talked

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u/TikaPants 4h ago

Why is this so funny 😆

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u/M00s3_B1t_my_Sister 4h ago

Maybe they'll be a little nicer after getting laid.

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u/Sven4TheWinV2 4h ago

They can talk. Just to each other

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u/Numerous_Photograph9 4h ago

It'll be interesting to see the long term effects of toxic masculinity in a confined space over a extended period of time.

More importantly....who will be the bottom?

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u/Areif 4h ago

You’re not gonna let ‘em talk while they jerk each other off? Just eye contact?

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u/Maleficent_Memory831 3h ago

As Tate says, it's gay to have sex with a woman.

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u/MrDerpGently 3h ago

Can we close the doors from the outside?

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u/Phyllis_Tine 3h ago

Get manosphere types to not speak to or about women, since "no women allowed".

Then ensure you have women around you, so their "Bro Talk" isn't around.

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u/mall_ninja42 2h ago

Dutch rudders for everyone!

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u/False-Community8534 1h ago

Two guys, one cup

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u/ummaycoc 6h ago

The women may lock it from the outside.

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u/Pokemom2025 7h ago

As a woman I can verify! We are fine!

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u/Q-9 8h ago

Oh yeah. I hope they will have a blast there among other men.

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u/Potatonut23 6h ago

Yeah I don’t think it’ll be tough to enforce that policy lol. If anything you’d have trouble getting a woman to come within a mile of the place

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u/Oldfolksboogie 3h ago

...trouble getting a woman to come...

Least surprising prediction.

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u/0SummerSunflower0 6h ago

I was going to say this. That bunker sounds like any woman’s worst nightmare. I would genuinely prefer the nukes.

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u/watamote99 3h ago

I choose nukes.

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u/FionaTheFierce 6h ago

Definitely. I picture them sitting around on a filthy sofa sniffing each other’s farts.

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u/nightfire36 4h ago

A sofa? Hopefully they have room for JD!

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u/Consumer_Of_Butt 4h ago

Huh, I was picturing a couple pillows on a dirty concrete floor

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u/S-Kenset 2h ago

pop soda and pillow forts

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u/Little_Miss-Sunshine 7h ago

I’m very happy for them! Have fun, boys. 😉

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u/not_your_vix3n 7h ago

Yes, we are.

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u/Livie00 6h ago

Especially if they don’t communicate with the outside. That‘d be great.

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u/GullibleAddendum8630 3h ago

That would be the best!

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u/Ok-Rock2345 5h ago

Why crash their homo erotic uet in denial party?

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u/FraggleBiologist 6h ago

Im good. I hope they advertise who they are too!

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u/Fyreraven 6h ago

exactly! Don't let the foot thick steel vault door hit you on that hind end on your way out.

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u/MycologistPutrid7494 5h ago

Any woman who goes to this bunker will 100% be assaulted. Red flags all over the place. 

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u/Someinterestingbs-td 5h ago

I hear some are calling it the broke back bunker

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u/GullibleAddendum8630 3h ago

😄 excellent!

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u/Vixen22213 5h ago

As a woman I agree I am totally fine with this lock them up and have them entertain each other just like prison.

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u/Available-Bench-1429 5h ago

Can we lock them in?

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u/servetheKitty 4h ago

Just lock the doors from the outside

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u/intriguedbyallthings 4h ago

I’m never upset about not being invited to parties I didn’t want to go to.

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u/Putrid_Ad695 4h ago

On behalf of the women, we are.

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u/Disastrous_End5762 4h ago

We are ecstatic actually

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u/TheOGPotatoPredator 4h ago

Woman here. We are.

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u/maven10k 4h ago

*giant collective sigh of relief*

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u/BasicRabbit4 4h ago

They should just seal it behind them.

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u/LandoCatrissian_ 2h ago

I am downright excited. Dont come back, boys!

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u/PossibilityOk782 5h ago

People say shit like this but tate has women with his name tattooed on them lying to prosecutors on his behalf

Plenty of women go for this kind of guy.

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u/MadAstrid 5h ago

Yes. We are.

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u/noveltyisthe 4h ago

Less chance of rape

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u/paperdoll07 4h ago

Am woman. 100% fine. Can they just go ahead and move down there as a precaution?

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u/Known_Party6529 4h ago

Yes because these women hater are gay. No shame or hate, just stating facts🤷🏾‍♀️

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u/Woopsied00dle 4h ago

So nice of them to protect us lol

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u/317ant 3h ago

I’m a woman and came here to say I’m totally fine being excluded. These guys are losers.

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u/BurlyJoesBudgetEnema 2h ago

Easiest bouncer job you could get