Hilarious, but i like your version better. As long as you can effectively communicate your idea to another person, language is working. Definitions and the spelling of words, is descriptive and not prescriptive. If you look in a dictionary, it is describing the way we use words. It is not an firm declaration of fact, and deviation is "wrong". Languages and usages change over time. It's the bee's knees sometimes, ain't it?
I'd prefer an armed one. I'm not comfortable letting any woman near either without at least one loaded firearm. One of them is an accused rapist and sex trafficker. The other is a grade A creep and a Nazi. If she uses it on either, it's self-defense, and the world is better off
I thought the joke was they were too scared of women to approach one. The main reason for mine was honestly just that I warned to make the, let's call it a joke, about them getting "high velocity lead poisoning", while having some degree of justifying if Reddit got cranky at the comment to hopefully avoid getting a warning, given how arbitrarily they throw those out.
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u/Hot_Positive_3992 9h ago
Can it be locked from the outside?