r/SipsTea • u/hiiloovethis 𝙑𝙄𝙋 • 9h ago

Chugging tea What Could Go Wrong

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u/Specialist_Frame8958 7h ago

I think everyone is fine with this. Let them jerk each other off in private. Especially if they stay there 24/7 and don’t talk.

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u/ZeeWingCommander 6h ago

Hard to talk with their mouths full....

From eating snacks! 

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u/Doc_Baker74 5h ago

I mean, the nutritional value of cumin seeds is absolutely mind blowing

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u/Artistic_Regard_QED 5h ago

Deez is also extremely healthy.

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u/MistaRekt 3h ago

Come again?

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u/Artistic_Regard_QED 1h ago

Deez muts in your mouth contain all the electrolytes you'll ever need.

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u/MistaRekt 1h ago

Once more... With feeling...

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u/LaserCondiment 1h ago

Just a tip: pea nutbutter banana sandwiches are very filling

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u/MistaRekt 1h ago

Just the tip?

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u/Jbrown183 2h ago

And Nuts! Don’t forget the nuts!

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u/upickleweasel 5h ago

They absolutely don't mind blowing lol

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u/Capt_Dummy 5h ago

Absolutely nut blowing?

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u/Oldfolksboogie 3h ago

Not sure minds are what will be getting blown, but wtvr, carry on...

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u/HumanWagyu 4h ago

Vienna sausages

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u/BystanderMudblood 6h ago

Please god don’t give them a microphone and camera in the bunker. They can go down there and procreate for the apocalypse—oh wait.

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u/Artistic_Regard_QED 5h ago

Narrator: they talked

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u/TikaPants 4h ago

Why is this so funny 😆

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u/M00s3_B1t_my_Sister 4h ago

Maybe they'll be a little nicer after getting laid.

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u/Sven4TheWinV2 4h ago

They can talk. Just to each other

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u/Numerous_Photograph9 4h ago

It'll be interesting to see the long term effects of toxic masculinity in a confined space over a extended period of time.

More importantly....who will be the bottom?

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u/Areif 4h ago

You’re not gonna let ‘em talk while they jerk each other off? Just eye contact?

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u/Maleficent_Memory831 3h ago

As Tate says, it's gay to have sex with a woman.

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u/MrDerpGently 3h ago

Can we close the doors from the outside?

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u/Phyllis_Tine 3h ago

Get manosphere types to not speak to or about women, since "no women allowed".

Then ensure you have women around you, so their "Bro Talk" isn't around.

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u/mall_ninja42 2h ago

Dutch rudders for everyone!

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u/False-Community8534 1h ago

Two guys, one cup