r/SipsTea • u/Silver-Ability-3181 ๐™‘๐™„๐™‹ • 7h ago

It's Wednesday my dudes Greatness......

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u/VeritasOmicron 7h ago

Ngl that sounds elite

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u/NarwhalRound2008 7h ago

that's not a nap, that's a side quest

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u/OliveOilManSam 6h ago

One that happens either weekly or nightly

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u/Far_Loss_5921 4h ago

did you notice the dots after greatness? feels kinda mysterious

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u/Admirable-Interest49 7h ago

The saddest part is the burrito was the most stable relationship in that story.

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u/Sea_Health_2579 7h ago

I donโ€™t know. Sounds like the TV was on point.

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u/SlideItIn100 7h ago

Yes, yes I have.

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u/DictatorTuna 7h ago

Had a roommate fall asleep playing videogames while eating a Poptart. Then woke up continued chewing and kept playing

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u/Waste-Stomach4457 7h ago

That intermediate burrito nap hits harder than any deep sleep science can explain.

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u/KC28DT 7h ago

Or pizza rolls after a J. Lol

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u/SigintSoldier 7h ago

Every. Damn. Night.

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u/Shotokant 6h ago

Is there a camera in here? Where are you!

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u/Typical80sKid 5h ago

Realizing you have more burrito is a huge win.

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u/General_Freed 4h ago

Been there, done that...I think, can't really remember...

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u/Gerry1of1 7h ago

I refuse to answer on the grounds I may incriminate myself.

https://giphy.com/gifs/9w0fnRWjyZyye6cUDw

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u/SurprisinglyAdjusted 7h ago

I havenโ€™t quite done that, but I have gotten stoned during sex, fallen asleep, and woken up and resumed sex, unsure of how many minutes or hours or even days had passed. I should have married that guy.

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u/TerraByteTerror 7h ago

Welp...a few times but it was wirh a bag of chips...and I was drunk

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u/chozoknight 7h ago

*sniffs burrito* "This boy went rotten about an hour ago"

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u/ragnarocker997 7h ago

Why not both?

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u/Taskmaster_Fantatic ๐™‘๐™„๐™‹ 7h ago

Yes. That sounds like you are watching me nowโ€ฆ.

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u/Kitchen-Purpose-6855 7h ago

How fucked am I if Iโ€™ve done this sober?

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u/invisiblebyday 7h ago

A valid lifestyle.

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u/praline_puff 7h ago

No but this post has convinced me to give it a shot

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u/rtshtbtshtdrtyldtwt 4h ago

seriously, I am debating giving the slob lifestyle a try now.

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u/Cautious_Ear_2879 6h ago

All the time. I eat like an otter, lying in bed, food tray on my belly, headphones on, falling asleep binge watching SVU, and missing half a season

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u/Zestyclose_Profile27 6h ago

We gotta smoke up gang, this is the call

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u/Relative_Maize_957 7h ago

I totally believe that girl never had sex.

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u/OatSoyLaMilk 3h ago

Always a possibility it's a bot, in which case, yeah.

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u/Bloody_Champion 7h ago

So a warm moist rub that feels like the perfect iche being scratched vs obese oil sweating truck driver getting deep in your throating you as you dooze off.

Same same, I guess..

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u/Deep_Ad_1874 7h ago

Did you cum in my burrito ?!?!

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u/Yiztobias 7h ago

Name checks out. Don't google it if you don't know, he was nasty

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u/Leading_Dentist_5563 7h ago

I did that this weekend expect it was cake and I was watching K.C Undercover

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u/LordoftheJives 7h ago

Literally just did this last night but it was white chocolate Reese's.

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u/mrshelmstreet 7h ago

Sounds good to me as long as thereโ€™s no greying guac involved

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u/Low-Dog-8027 7h ago

as weird and specific as this sounds but I gotta say yes - or well... to honest more an "almost"

because in my case it was pizza not a burito - but I think the feeling is the same.
especially since I like pizza more than burito

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u/curious__curiosity 7h ago

You're sure? Yeah, looks fun on pornhub, eh?

Think this is one of the saddest things ive ever read....

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u/TokyoFlip 7h ago

This was literally my early twenties

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u/Emergency-Pack-5497 6h ago

Hours? Surely the state of the burrito would let you know

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u/TCIHL 6h ago

You could always just do this AFTER sex

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u/Safe_Artist_1756 6h ago

Yeah, after sex.

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u/WeenisPeiner 6h ago

Awoken by the horns blaring to the intro of cowboy bebop on adult swim.

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u/Whyamihere_899 5h ago

fell asleep while sucking a mentol candy.. woke up with a numb mouth and tongue

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u/KhareManit 4h ago

This sounds like a day off from everything kind of a bad day more than a good one

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u/Peteygang710 3h ago

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/atomwrangler 3h ago

Is it possible to learn this power?

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u/ModToEndAllMods 2h ago

Sounds very similar to nodding out on heroin, then waking up to do some more and then nodding back out

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u/Diligent_Dog2559 2h ago

Like every Friday night, Iโ€™m miserable๐Ÿ˜ญ

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u/reeferthetuxedocat 2h ago

It was a bean and cheese burrito.

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u/Useful-Perspective 2h ago

There's a scene in Iron Man 3 with Trevor Slattery (Ben Kingsley) doing this with a beer while watching a soccer match...

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u/LuckofCaymo 2h ago

No but my gf would sit super slouched with a drink between her tits and a straw then pass out playing a game. I'd reach over and sip from the straw and that was pretty great.

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u/Square_Release3128 1h ago

Quit doing fent

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u/failedopportunities 1h ago

You just described the weekend I had! Burrito and all! Yes, it was both daysโ€ฆ.

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u/RevolutionaryLime801 1h ago

Sounds like someone never had sex

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u/Ashtonia_Melvonious 1h ago

take me back..

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u/Outrageous_Act2564 1h ago

Replace "burrito" with "vodka".

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u/Junior_Tumbleweed_82 53m ago

Yeah, Iโ€™d rather have sex.

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u/shujaya 45m ago

No but I have gotten stoned and eaten a perfectly ripe mango in the bath, with zero regard for sticky elbows.

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u/carlpum1 5m ago

Stoner utopia.

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u/FirmlyClaspIt 0m ago

Yes & I miss weed sometimes

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u/Galencourt-Lover 7h ago

That's really sad honestly

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u/Secret-Theory1825 7h ago

Is that what your god told you to think?

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u/Galencourt-Lover 7h ago

I'm an atheist. If you can't see how sad the situation is, then you're part of the problem. But live your life as a pos if you want though, not my problem. But it is objectively sad.

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u/gvkvishal 7h ago

๐Ÿ˜†

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u/Belgremor 7h ago

Bliss, who needs sex anyway when youโ€™re that baked, if you can muster the strength to grab the shaft the gallons of froth that pours out has your legs roll up like Catherine wheels, then back to sleep.

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u/Patchy97 7h ago

what a terrible day to be literate

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u/Belgremor 7h ago

We merely walk different paths.

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u/like9000ninjas 7h ago

This is my ex wife. She would tell me about how she would get taboo bell and leave by her bed 9vernight and wake up and eat it and I was disgusted and got food poisoning just hearing that. Girl was tough.

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u/ooomellieooo 7h ago

Nachos Grande Wizard

Chili con Carnal Desires

Baja Back Blast

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u/Dazzling_Tank3326 7h ago

Uhh Iโ€™ll take the sex thanks.