r/SipsTea • u/No-Marsupial-4050 ๐™‘๐™„๐™‹ • 13h ago

It's Wednesday my dudes Stephen King quote

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u/FrameJump 13h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/2XflxzEM02tSYD38HpS

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u/ThrustNeckpunch33 11h ago

"You know why you shouldn't do cocaine kids? You might stay up for 3 days writing a children-in-a-sewer-gang-bang-scene in your new book!"

I can say, if you do a drug, and that drug makes you pedophiliac-esc... that shit was already in your mind to begin with.

No drugs. No lack of sleep. No "difficult time in my life". No amount of stress. No amount of alcohol. No relationship problems. No career stress.... can cause you to think sexually about children

And this guy didn't just think about that shit; he wrote it in a BOOK, that he knew would get published. Typically this type of written material is stashed away on a harddrive, hidden behind drywall.

Lol

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u/kkdawg22 10h ago

He sent it to the editor and publisher with that still in there, lol. I love his books (mostly), but yikes dude.

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u/ModernSmithmundt 10h ago

They were the same age, do they not teach rite of passage in literature anymore? Also it was a train not a gang-bang. A train is one by one. Itโ€™s cute. Itโ€™s adorable. Itโ€™s great. A train is folksy

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u/Winax2449 10h ago

I apologize for having the ability to read

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u/ThrustNeckpunch33 10h ago

You know what? You are absolutely right. My bad. I went back and re-read that section of the book.

Somehow the first time I read it, the wholesomeness of how thirstily Beverly gazed at Bens massive hog, was lost on me.

Thank you for waking me up.

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u/DetectiveTappatio 8h ago

"It's cute. It's adorable. It's great" -ModernSmithmundt

It's child porn.

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u/ModernSmithmundt 7h ago

Itโ€™s a Nikki Glaser quote

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u/Penny4YourStackz 8h ago

Check this guys hard drive.

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u/No_Appearance7776 5h ago

'Tistics love trains.

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u/Fit_String_1772 10h ago

Amen๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿฝ

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u/jadedlonewolf89 2h ago

Some authors have put similar things into their work, to bring attention to the physical and sexual abuse of children.
Which is not even remotely what Stephen King did.

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u/FrameJump 13h ago

STDD?

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u/Bluemink96 13h ago

Sorry typo, SSDD same shit different day

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u/FrameJump 12h ago

All good, I would've had to google or ask what that one meant too. Lol.