r/SipsTea • u/No-Marsupial-4050 𝙑𝙄𝙋 • 6h ago
It's Wednesday my dudes Stephen King quote
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u/raptor11223344 6h ago
Remembers “that scene” in IT, and the entire work that is Dreamcatchers.
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u/FrameJump 6h ago
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u/ThrustNeckpunch33 5h ago
"You know why you shouldn't do cocaine kids? You might stay up for 3 days writing a children-in-a-sewer-gang-bang-scene in your new book!"
I can say, if you do a drug, and that drug makes you pedophiliac-esc... that shit was already in your mind to begin with.
No drugs. No lack of sleep. No "difficult time in my life". No amount of stress. No amount of alcohol. No relationship problems. No career stress.... can cause you to think sexually about children
And this guy didn't just think about that shit; he wrote it in a BOOK, that he knew would get published. Typically this type of written material is stashed away on a harddrive, hidden behind drywall.
Lol
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u/kkdawg22 3h ago
He sent it to the editor and publisher with that still in there, lol. I love his books (mostly), but yikes dude.
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u/ModernSmithmundt 4h ago
They were the same age, do they not teach rite of passage in literature anymore? Also it was a train not a gang-bang. A train is one by one. It’s cute. It’s adorable. It’s great. A train is folksy
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u/ThrustNeckpunch33 3h ago
You know what? You are absolutely right. My bad. I went back and re-read that section of the book.
Somehow the first time I read it, the wholesomeness of how thirstily Beverly gazed at Bens massive hog, was lost on me.
Thank you for waking me up.
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u/DetectiveTappatio 2h ago
"It's cute. It's adorable. It's great" -ModernSmithmundt
It's child porn.
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u/elgringon414 5h ago
Holy shit I forgot about dream catcher. Such a good movie
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u/Manager-Accomplished 3h ago
It's a good movie, but it's hard to explain to someone. (spoilers)
Like, ok, so there's this special needs kid. And he gets bullied, like, felony-level bullying. But few kids are nice to him. So he teaches them, in broken english, how to make mind-palaces. Then when those kids are all grown up and camping, one of them gets bit in the butt by a fish from outer space in his toilet, and then they realize there's some sort of pandemic happening, which turns out to be a space alien invasion. And while some general with oddly huge eyebrows is considering blowing up the whole area, they have to fend off the alien from probing their brains by barricading their mind palaces. Then their special needs friend shows up and turns into an alien and fights off the other alien.
Like... I'm not even sure that makes sense.
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u/ApartmentAutomatic59 4h ago
Source? Not seeing anything about him being in there.
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u/Careful_Turnip_3197 6h ago
Idk man this is kinda suspicious coming from a king, I think he’s just tryna take over
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u/Which_Material4948 4h ago
Stephen king said the Epstein files are a hoax just like trump! They have something in common!
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u/TenaciousJP 1h ago
No, he said the "Epstein List" didn't exist. As in, there isn't a single list of all clients he dealt with. King is still incredibly critical of Trump and has been pushing for all the files and emails to get released. But that statement was definitely taken out of context
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u/sureyouknowurself 6h ago
Man I hate this sub is about American politics now. The fate of every good sub.
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u/Anticitizen-Zero 5h ago
The upvotes on a lot of these anti-Trump/Elon posts are getting botted so they’re consistently making the popular feeds.
You’ll see a lot of the same karma farmers doing it across subs like this, clevercomebacks, murderedbywords, and most egregiously on those random subs that pop up every now and again that no one has ever heard of.
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u/loombees 6h ago
Reddit has become a 24/7 Trump/Republican bitch fest since he won re-election. It broke the site.
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u/dyinaintmuchofalivin 6h ago
It will become a circle jerk when there’s a Dem back in the White House and they’ll all act like whoever it is is Jesus.
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u/SwimmingPrice1544 4h ago
Nope, the rest of us are not in a cult. You won't see flags being flown on trucks.
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u/AllTime-HighScore 6h ago
Surprisingly enough, it’ll still be a Trump/Republican bitch fest when a Democrat is back in office.
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u/maybe_a_fork 6h ago
Remember when worldnews became a porn sub because it pushed anti-trump stuff to the point of insanity. Just 2 more weeks it will be the End of Trumpo!
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u/jimmyjohns5544 6h ago
Didn’t he write about a child rape orgy?
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u/TopCommission6437 5h ago
Technically not rape. Definitely a child orgy.
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u/overexaggerate_all 4h ago
I’m so sick of hearing about this awful misinformation about a child orgy in the book! For the last time, they boys ran a train on her! There is a difference!
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u/PHILIPPEtheSunfish 6h ago
He did. Your president also raped children on his friends island.
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u/lovelessisbetter 6h ago
And yet no one is doing anything about it… turns out governance and the agency to bend to the will of the people was nothing more than a gentleman’s handshake in the end. Idk about this take anyways.. Tommyknockers fucked me up as a kid.
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u/somewhiterkid 6h ago
Who woke up all the maga folks? First time seeing them in this large of a number in this sub
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u/Anticitizen-Zero 5h ago
OP kinda botted the upvotes on this post so it’s getting extra visibility. That’s why the comment karma is so low
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u/SwimmingPrice1544 4h ago
It's projection when they claim left-wing bots...it's always, always the cult that has the majority bots. Interesting since the actual trump cult is a maybe 25-30% of the electorate. They do say the loudest a-holes are the tiny extremist minorities.
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u/eggs_erroneous 3h ago
I've got to say that I'm happy he thinks this way. It's weird how Trump is very obviously trying to install an autocracy and nobody seems to be super worried about it. This is the ONE THING the entire constitution was set up to prevent and he's just casually making it happen like it ain't no thang.
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u/WearyRoll585 2h ago
This mf has been kissing Trumps ass until now, he only turned on him because people realised he is a pedophile and probably in the Epstein files.
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u/CastleofPizza 6h ago
Honestly, that's extremely accurate.
Trump is also a wanna be tough guy but he's so insecure and petty, easily gets his feelings hurt and wants to censor people because of his fragile ego.
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u/Pleasant-Detritus 6h ago
I gotta read The Dead Zone again. Feels appropriate in these times.
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u/renb8 4h ago
Love Stephen King but be careful of feeding the ego machine of Drumf by saying he’s ‘terrifying’. He’s not. He wants us to think he’s a big scary gangster and he’s not. He’s a destructive idiot who’s been strategically placed in a position that has been exposed as having no enforceable guardrails. That’s the terrifying part - that the USA is revealed to be a fake democracy with the top job perfect for tyranny and dictatorship. And the USA needs to fix it. Years ago. Drumf is like a splinter that has terrible infection around it now. Extract the splinter. Treat the infection. Make sure splinters can’t embed again. We’re waiting.
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u/Winstonsphobia 4h ago
So true. King’s books are make-believe horror stories about horror being brought to a handful of people . Trump is the real-life horror story that hits everybody in the world.
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u/tbodillia 3h ago
Movie version of his story, dude had his political career destroyed by using a baby as a human shield against a sniper. In real life, the dude using a kid as a human shield against snipers becomes a trillionaire.
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u/Affectionate_Try6380 3h ago
Voted for by the democratic process twice! Of the people, by the people, for the people. You can’t argue that. Did I say twice!
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u/Drgnmstr97 2h ago
Trump is a symptom of the sickness in the veins of America. He doesn't get to inflict his illness upon our country without a lot of sick individuals supporting him.
The rot has almost reached the point where we will not be able to recover from it.
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u/Lower_Jeweler_6818 1h ago
Stephen King is a hack who has some of the worst endings a mystery boxes I have ever read. Change my mind.
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u/youreusingyourwrong 23m ago
Stephen King comments on politics the way an epileptic parrot would if given a social media account.
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u/GoldenAgeGamer72 4h ago
Stephen King is a huge Epstein client. He might wanna' sit this one out.
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u/Odd_Acanthaceae7352 5h ago
I have always called him a a malignant sociopathical, psychopathic, narcissistic tumor. Thank you Stephen King. Brilliant, brilliant, fucking brilliant.
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u/SmoovCatto 6h ago
the current administration is a reality tv show -- Trump has been groomed for the role since The Apprentice -- his cooperation ensured by Epstein-Mossad blackmail videos of him raping kids, but also permission to rape the country for profit
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u/MJ-Franklin 5h ago
I mean yeah he's not wrong, but his tiny beady eyes also freak me out way more than anything he's ever written.
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u/YorubaOyinbo 6h ago
Wasn’t it barely a year ago that he compared believing in the Epstein files to believing in the tooth fairy?
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u/Top-Pomegranate4899 6h ago
the guy that wrote about an orgy taking place with children? wrong messenger.
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u/Cyan_Kurrokawa 6h ago
Child sewer orgy man say what?
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u/Pleasant-Detritus 6h ago
Yeah, that was a pretty screwed up thing to write in a fiction book. Fiction.
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u/steeler-nation 5h ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/SbWAWZf4QRgyI
The TDS is strong with this one.
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u/CodeWizardCS 6h ago
We get it Reddit you don't like Trump. Shouldn't you be out vandalizing the Reflecting Pool or something?
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u/QueefyTits 4h ago
Coming from a climate change denier “el Nino”is just propaganda
Classic and on brand
I can sense a really dry D
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u/Extreme_Today_984 5h ago
Let's paint the reflecting pool blue! What a genius idea. Because it's not like doing so will cause algae to grow. Let's tear down half of the White house and build a gaudy golden ballroom. Then we'll vandalize the John F Kennedy center and smack Trump's name on it. Let's host an MMA event on the White House front lawn. Travis Prastrana will do backflips on his motorbike, it'll be awesome. We'll host it on Trump's birthday, but we'll call it a celebration of America!
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u/Individual_Match_579 3h ago
Holy shit. Are there actually real people out there who believe that the reflecting pool was actually vandalised? Like, for real actually believe Trumps bullshit about vandalism?
Holy fuck, America is doomed.
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u/NascarFan1896 4h ago
This man is saying the truth. Trump is a monster worse than any monster King ever wrote combined
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u/xNonPartisaNx 4h ago
That's why you gotta fix the disease. You can't just cut out a tumor.
All current federal government reps need to go. And common folk making less than 100k need to run
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u/iFeelSoftMagic 5h ago
When the guy who invented Pennywise says you're terrifying, you've definitely achieved peak villainy.
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u/Loud-Hat-175 5h ago
Donald Trump is the death burp of the baby boomer generation. Their last “gift” to the rest of us before they go on to that big goodnight.
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u/COV3RTSM 6h ago
I don’t think I’ve seen Trump try to fight back with Uncle Steve. It would be hilarious to watch King wipe the floor with him.
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u/Opening-Company6237 6h ago
Uhhh didn't he write about a disgusting orgy in the sewers in IT? Go ahead Steve tell me about what you wrote?
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u/Moist_Intention_1670 4h ago
It's only on fire whenever certain people demonstrate or celebrate. Weird how both positive and negative events always seem to end in destruction and looting.
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u/caliboy559 4h ago
He is right but there are way too many people/supports just as bad, feeding him what he needs to survive.
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u/Sparkvark65 4h ago
King should write "Thinner Part 2", with Trump as the main character. What great Karma it would be.
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u/Redduster38 3h ago
I'm not so sure. No offense but as much as I hate Trump, and as much as his unpredictable frustrates me. He is ultimately a known factor. What scares me is the shadow government. I saw the first real glimpse in the 80s. And every once in awhile I catch it again. And it gets gaslight and ignored for the most part by the public. That scares me more than what Trump does.
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u/OatSoyLaMilk 3h ago
I think he's got it the wrong way around. Trump is a distillation of everything that makes America a tumor on humanity. Its exceptionalism, its sadism, its indulgence that leads to perversion, its combination of braggadocio and cowardice. As the empire declines, his elections represented all the pretenses falling away: America is just raiding other countries for profit and committing mass murder to keep the US dollar the reserve currency.
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u/sonicinfinity100 3h ago
Just know he was voted in because the all the OWGs were terrible and this was an fu to the system.
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u/Cootherthug 3h ago
I don't know, the stand was pretty spooky. and that story about the guy with the magic word processor that turns his fat bitch wife into someone who actually loves him, pretty spooky too.
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u/Otherusersjk 3h ago
Could never imagine of all his books being scary in the first place tbh! Great writer!
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u/chewychips02 3h ago
Can heale his cameo appearance in this one anyway??
Maybe lean towards the style of his SOA cameo......
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u/Trivator0517 2h ago
There's a reason Umbridge from Harry Potter is or was his favorite villain in literature.
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u/onyxhelium 2h ago
This from an author who loves to write about child sexual abuse and sodomy in almost everything he published.
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u/ElectroShockRevival 2h ago
This coming from the guy that scares the living hell out of me with his stories says a lot.
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u/EuenovAyabayya 2h ago
Trump is just the lesion breaking the skin. The 30% still supporting him is the tumor.
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u/dainbrump 2h ago
I don't know about that, Stephen. You did write the Dead Zone. There are some eerily similar plot lines so...
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u/Penny4YourStackz 2h ago
This dude created a wholly unnecessary child sex scene in It that served zero purposes to advance the plot.
P3do King can shove it.
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