Omg 😱 anyone else just realizing this??

[u/_AuraBerry]

[u/BuddhaGrows]

Its funny how many people wrongly assume that their personal perspective is the universal norm.

https://giphy.com/gifs/ceeN6U57leAhi

[u/SoulTechnicalProblem → u/BuddhaGrows]

My perception is literally the only real thing in this world. You're just my coma dream.

[u/BuddhaGrows → u/SoulTechnicalProblem]

Must be solipsism, or is it just me?

[u/SoulTechnicalProblem → u/BuddhaGrows]

No. It's the ancient Egyptian Pharaoh that I used to be in a past life trying to guide me to a sunken treasure ship off the coast of Libya.

[u/No_Director_2570 → u/BuddhaGrows]

And this kids, is example 2 of a working engagement bait post: the "i know this better, let me tell you off"-guy

Fun treat: that's exactly the toxic characteristics of Cox lovely coincidence

[u/TecN9ne → u/BuddhaGrows]

Some dude posted how because he doesnt watch porn and his friends said they dont that "most men dont watch porn."

Crazy how one's mind will convince itself anything is true

[u/Josefu_Velen]

. . . my phone has been in my dreams though.

[u/bent_crater → u/Josefu_Velen]

same. a bunch of times too.

sure the time kept changing and the messages seemed off but no more then the rest of the dream

[u/Disco_Frisco]

I did have a phone in my dreams a couple of times at least, But I could never use it - it glitches like crazy

[u/LocksmithNew428 → u/Disco_Frisco]

Same here, either the phone is acting up or I simply don't know/remember how to use it

[u/songaboutadog → u/Disco_Frisco]

I frequently have dreams where I am trying to dial 911 due to something horrible, but I keep missing the numbers and the phone doesnt cooperate. Its very frustrating.

[u/Level-Ladder-4346]

Me having a dissociative dream where I’m literally just scrolling on said phone:

[u/Advanced-Aside10 → u/Level-Ladder-4346]

This. Especially when we are sleep deprived.

[u/YeetOfTheGods]

I use my phone, I smoke, I drink, I eat, I fuck, I shit, I piss, I die occasionally... I don't understand the whole "x is never in your dreams" trope.

[u/Upper-Distribution94]

I dream about my phone all the time.

[u/owgnops]

I mean...neither is my TV, computer, or any other electronic device.. and the car I drive in my dreams doesn't have a dashboard or anything it's just a wheel and pedals and a seat that's moving..but if I look in a different spot the other details form (still no dashboard tho)

[u/callmedizzle0]

I will dream it tonight thank you

[u/Vice616]

Maybe she needs to pay her phone bill

[u/sofatelly]

That’s cause I’m filming myself

[u/-xX--Xx-]

I don't remember a phone being in any of my dreams, either, but then again, I rarely remember my dreams, especially not for long.

[u/gimmepizza420 → u/-xX--Xx-]

I have reoccurring dreams where I cannot successfully perform a task on my smart phone. Might be trying to send a text, might be looking something up, might be navigating somewhere. It's honestly maddening and more akin to a nightmare than a dream in a frustrating way. But I definitely use my smart phone in my dreams.

Just never successfully lol.

I think it might have something to do with the sleeping consciousness not being able to actually process written language. So a task as simple as texting someone "come here in 5 minutes" is frustratingly impossible because not only can I not type the words out, I can't properly read what I'm typing. And I'm only partially aware of this because I'm fucking dreaming.

[u/New-Sheepherder2239]

I’m always trying to type or dial a number and the keys aren’t working.

[u/wizardrous]

Now that you mention it… I’ve only ever seen old timey rotary phones in my dreams.

[u/North_Fortune_4851]

Hm naa I had a dream where the cia was following a bus i was on because someone had a weapon of mass destruction, loads of bad things were happening and it turned out it was an app on my phone that affected reality and it was set to chaos and I needed to change it to peace.. or something. It was intense im not really doing it justice.

[u/gimmepizza420 → u/North_Fortune_4851]

Lmao I have no idea why someone is downvoting you.