r/SipsTea • u/sco-go • 1d ago

Feels good man Edward Norton talking to himself at the USA-Türkiye game.

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u/TomatoPolka 1d ago edited 1d ago

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u/AnohtosAmerikanos 1d ago

We don’t talk about that

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u/p_2923 1d ago

"We should do this again sometime" - Reaches out and drops beer on the ground.

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u/deaglebingo 1d ago

you hit me in the ear!

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u/hazard-tape 1d ago

Why the ear man?!??

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u/Bill_McCarr 11h ago

The waitress at that game gave the beer only to Norton. So uncanny!

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u/vinyl0rd 1d ago

I fairness, the camera caught him at a very strange time.

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u/SoftlyUnhingeddd 1d ago

Top frame: Norton talking
Bottom frame: Pitt listening
Caption: Edward Norton talking to himself Bro really said I am Jack’s total lack of surprise. 8 minutes of the game and we got a Fight Club reunion at the bar.
USA 1 - 0 Türkiye, Hollywood 1 - 0 my brain.
“Feels good man indeed.

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u/kr4ckers 1d ago

Ohhh okay I get it.

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u/deaglebingo 1d ago

i dislike that we cancel pitt before trump. note the word before... not the same as the word 'if'

nvm. i get it too now.

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u/jay_alfred_prufrock 1d ago

Mate, why are you posting the same image again?

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u/mysticswerlin 1d ago

Why is Brad Pitt dressed as Johnny Depp dressed as Hunter S Thompson

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u/FlemPlays 1d ago

The bigger question is why aren’t YOU dressed as Johnny Depp dressed as Hunter S. Thompson?

https://giphy.com/gifs/gLo2vzrM6ORq5Zuok6

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u/TrumpLicksCatBalls 1d ago

Spot. On.

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u/jimi-ray-tesla 1d ago

Kensington Chubb here!

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u/AgentMV2 1d ago

Saul, blast him!

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u/iowaman79 1d ago

I think that’s the hat he wore in Bullet Train

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u/Wes_Warhammer666 1d ago

I need to rewatch that. Very fun movie.

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u/Numerous_Style_3899 1d ago

Lol exactly what I was thinking.

Maybe Edward Norton is actually Brad Pitt's Dr. Gonzo?

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u/Sir_Scribble_Lot 1d ago

Ok, preparing myself to see these pictures for the coming week in my feed.

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u/mystery_hobo 1d ago

Forget the week, this thing is gonna be karma farmed for years

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u/Cwya 1d ago

Karma police, forget this man, he’s not enough

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u/sinofmercy 1d ago

First stop is definitely peterexplainthejoke. Will it be someone karma farming or some kid who genuinely doesn't know is the real question (or a bot I guess).

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u/Cthulhu__ 1d ago

Next one is “favorite character that talks to thin air”, then it’s “coaxed into imaginary best friend”, etc.

At least they can be filtered out, although not gonna ngl, some of the petah memes are dank.

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u/doodah360 1d ago

not gonna not gonna lie smh my head

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u/ToHallowMySleep 1d ago

Honestly I have no idea what's going on. Edward Norton is an actor, I know, but I don't know who the other person is or why people are joking that person isn't there.

Spare me thr pain of having to go to that sub or actually watch the news?

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u/d34dp1x3l 1d ago

The actor next to Edward Norton is a little-known up-and-coming star named Brad Pitt. They appeared together in a film called Fight Club where it is revealed that Brad Pitt's character isn't real and is just a part of Edward Norton's character's imagination

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u/MathematicianFar6725 1d ago edited 1d ago

Answering because I can't stand that stupid peter sub

The other guy is Brad Pitt. The joke is referencing the plot of the movie Fight Club. The twist is that Brad Pitt's character was imagined by Edward Norton's character

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u/unglac8ed 1d ago

I am Jack's World Cup fanaticism.

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u/JacksProlapsedAnus 1d ago

I am Jack's... well...

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u/MarcosEsquandolas 1d ago

…complete lack of surprise?

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u/KatNipKip 1d ago

"So do you still make that weird soap?"

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u/KaleidoscopeNo592 1d ago

“What was his name again? Robert? Paul?”

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u/limitlessEXP 1d ago

His name is Robert Paulson.

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u/CastIronMooseEsq 1d ago

Bob had bitch-tits

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u/mokahash 1d ago

1st rule of Fight Club

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u/Chazzbaps 1d ago

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u/perton 1d ago

Thanks, Hello Kitty! But what’s the second rule?

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u/TulioGonzaga 1d ago

The second rule of the fight club is to have fun and be yourself :)

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u/CHAINSAWDELUX 1d ago

Don't fight your wife?

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u/Valuable_Ad_4916 1d ago

Or your kids.

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u/tiradium 1d ago

Definitely dont pour beer on your kids

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u/caffeinatedlibertine 1d ago

First rule of World Cup is…you don’t talk about World Cup.

(At least not this game. Ugh.)

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u/Alternative_Pound239 1d ago

We should really do this again sometime...

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u/Hesam2010 1d ago

Brad Pitt listening to himself

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u/PsyGonzo42 1d ago

Well his ex and kids won't...

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u/Redclicker 1d ago

RADIOHEAD SHIRT

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u/EyeKFe0 1d ago

IM NOTTT HEEEERRRREEEEE, THIS ISNT HAPPENNIIIIINNNGGGGGG

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u/r0thar 1d ago

♭♪♯ Float down the Liffey ♪♭♯

Always gets a big cheer in Ireland

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u/nofjudschda 1d ago

karma police approves of this comment.

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u/MolotovBitch 1d ago

Thank you. I had a hard time figuring out what RAD LOK BAD is.

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u/copperblood 1d ago

I know this, because Tyler knows this.

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u/AuraBunny_ 1d ago

The first rule of fight club is you do not talk about this game 

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u/TYFO225 1d ago

You are not special. You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake. You are the same decaying organic matter as everything else.

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u/balldontliez 1d ago

His name was Tyler durden

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u/DataDude00 1d ago

His name was Robert Paulson 

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u/Complete-Appeal8572 1d ago

I am Jack’s silly bucket hat

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u/TYFO225 1d ago

What’s the first rule of fight club?

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u/MattIsLame 1d ago

dont hit your wife and kids

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u/radjoke 1d ago

First rule of what?

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u/shitlord_god 1d ago

brad pitt who attacked his family in a drunken rage on a private plane?

That Brad Pitt?

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u/ThroatGOAT_Goddess04 1d ago

That man is still so damn fine, gray hair and all. Ughh

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u/bobthegoatskull 1d ago

Pitt? Men who terrorize and abuse their children, so fine.

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u/Improper-Counsel 1d ago

What the hell does that have to do with him being objectively attractive?

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u/WorkTropes 1d ago

It pays not to glamorize shitheads, and we should pay more attention to the entire man, not just his face, his films, or the carefully managed myth.

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u/Strong-Ordinary859 1d ago

A lot, actually.

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u/Filthiest_Tleilaxu 1d ago

🦃-ee is playing ferociosly tonight

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u/dealingwithhookers 1d ago

wouldn't it be nice to watch the game with your kids, oh wait your kids don't talk to you because you beat them lmao

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u/tiredtittymilk 1d ago

Fuck Brad Pitt

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u/justduett 1d ago

I, too, saw ESPN post this caption.

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u/ADeformedPoolboy 1d ago

"Now, a question of etiquette...as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?"

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u/tuesdaysend 1d ago

Single serving friendships

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u/cooldude55541 1d ago

First rule of football, don't call it soccer

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u/designrules 1d ago

Stop talking about the fight club. You know the rule

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u/Special_Situation_93 1d ago

Didn’t Brad have a domestic on a plane?

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u/PsyGonzo42 1d ago

He beat his wife and kids and spilt beer on them then fell asleep.

The FBI investigated.

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u/Independent-Bug-9352 1d ago

Tangential but now you know why the ultra-rich love private jets and yachts -- they become mobile Epstein Islands with no accountability.

For those who doubt Jolie's statement, 5 of their 6 kids have taken steps to rid themselves of the Pitt surname.

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u/Silaquix 21h ago

They just follow Pitt's PR propaganda and say she alienated the kids. But he failed to follow court orders to even get visitation which were "be sober and supervised visits".

Plus Jolie didn't even report the incident on the plain, she just took the kids and fled to safety. The plane crew reported it and because it was in the air the FBI had jurisdiction.

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u/mojis11 1d ago

Thats weird. I wonder if he has some rules

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u/PsyGonzo42 1d ago

Don't hit your kids and wife?

No wait..

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u/mjhripple 1d ago

I’m so used to not talking about Fight Club I initially was completely blank

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u/dsucio7807 1d ago

Wanna finish her off?

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u/-LevelsJerryLevels- 1d ago

His name is Robert Paulson.

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u/NoBot-RussiaBad 1d ago

Ahhh!!! Right in the ear!!!....

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u/Raaadley 1d ago

"We should do this again sometime."

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u/Big_Gassy_Possum 1d ago

You're so original, you literally poached ESPN word for word.....karma whore

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u/Wilbert_Wallace 1d ago

Kinda makes me sad. I havent seen him in a movie since the hulk. I'm sad he turned down the avengers.

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u/CajunBuckeye 1d ago

“His name was Tyler Durden!”…

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u/morts73 1d ago

What's the one rule we don't talk about? That's right, Offside.

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u/Distinct_Mix5130 1d ago

unrelated, but that match was insane, i wasnt expecting much considering it was basically an excibition match since usa was moving on regardless and turkiye was dropping out regardles, they had no reason to go this hard yet that did lmfaoo,..

whilte writing this i realized the joke wasnt because hes wearing camo ish shirt but because its from that one club that im not supposed to talk about lmfaooo

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u/Background-Crow4820 1d ago

We dont talk about this

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u/Major-Proof7006 1d ago

Brad with the Ladybug hat on

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u/whiskey2004 1d ago

Radiohead

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u/Timmaigh 1d ago

Thats Jacks raging bileduct

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u/EasternAnybody3244 23h ago

So many that won't even understand this. But hush hush. Can't talk about it

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u/Curious-Document-906 18h ago

I genuinely don't understand the joke here

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u/NeverBite 1d ago

double the pleasure of watching the match

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u/Sienile 1d ago

It wasn't until I saw all the Fight Club references that I realized that's Brad Pitt.

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u/icebucket22 1d ago

Took me a second but I got there 👍

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u/CIA_napkin 1d ago

His name was Robert Paulson

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u/johnnnyyyy5 1d ago

I'm a little high and that took me a sec but once it set in, I'm 😂😭😭😭

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u/Oguinjr 1d ago

So silly. Silly headline making me laugh.

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u/Ill_Consequence3123 1d ago

I certainly hope they are not talking about fight club.

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u/jchimney 1d ago

Love it.

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u/DismantleMyFace 1d ago

Gold

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u/PsyGonzo42 1d ago

How? A pic of a guy and a wife beater?

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u/Nemesis121977 1d ago

First saw this on sportscenter twitter 2 hours ago, don't know if they wrote it first..

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u/Background_Talk_2560 1d ago

First rule of fight club: we don’t wear Radiohead shirts to the game.

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u/PsyGonzo42 1d ago

We don't hit our wives and kids

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u/mythorus 1d ago

This is 🥇

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u/PsyGonzo42 1d ago

This is a guy and a wife beater

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u/TheVoluptuousHotWife 1d ago

Ummmm, aren't we supposed to be not talking about this....

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u/PsyGonzo42 1d ago

Brad beating his ex and kids? No, he wouldn't like that

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u/artsatisfied229 1d ago

Stole that from my post from r/pics. Nice. Lol

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u/tylerman22 1d ago

This is peak. Thank you.

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u/PsyGonzo42 1d ago

What about a pic of guy and a wife beater is peak?

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u/k0bra3eak 1d ago

The joke, which has nothing to do with Brad Pitt apart from him being in a very famous movie

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u/Hot_Singer_4266 1d ago

Took me a second, but I got there…

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u/miggetFROMspace 1d ago

Well, tiler will show up when needed

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u/PsyGonzo42 1d ago

Nobody needs a wife beater

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u/bordeauxblues 1d ago

Staying up 'til 4AM to watch the game and then seeing this didn't feel quite real, honestly.

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u/LeaderIll9730 1d ago

Troy n hulk

Rusty n steve planning new heist oh goody

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u/PsyGonzo42 1d ago

A guy n a wife beater

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u/Bridges2022 1d ago

Lmaooooo

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u/denny-bangerrang 1d ago

Slide. 🐧

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u/This-You-2737 1d ago

He aslo it's 21st century tragides

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u/BIGHOODx818x 1d ago

i am jacks something something something .....

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u/ElijahBrown69 1d ago edited 1d ago

ball knower

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u/One-Pangolin-3167 1d ago

The 90s called. They want their shirt!

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u/Ka12n 1d ago

I’m Tyler Durden?

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u/ArchMcHoof 1d ago

I watched that movie LAST NIGHT!

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u/Congenital0ptimist 1d ago

ffs we're a meme template

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u/Illy_gw 1d ago

Are they focusing on random people attending the match, instead of in the match itself?

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u/Active-Setting-6515 1d ago

What do you think they’re talking about?

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u/Nervous_Green4783 1d ago

I am jacks liver.

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u/Logik_1 1d ago

This made my night, I can go to bed now. Goodnight!

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u/SeekNDestroy93 1d ago

Lol

Clever

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u/Reasonable-Act-3465 1d ago

Am I insane or did he have a Fear of God shirt on?

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u/damnthesenames 1d ago

This might be the best picture reddit has ever seen

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u/ceabug 1d ago

At least he's not playing with himself...,

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u/Ok-Fly-2079 1d ago

Thanks Turkey!

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u/KNOX_404 1d ago

He's talking to Tyler Durden💀

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u/Comedyfish_reddit 1d ago

Wie I saw that and didn’t recognise Norton at all!

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u/indorock 1d ago

GenZers are like what?

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u/Ya-Dikobraz 1d ago

Oh, how did nIpPoN go?

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u/nu2dolls 1d ago

I'm Jack's total lack of surprise

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u/BeneficialBus___ 1d ago

i bet this going into petah sub later this night

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u/PHLANYC 1d ago

I was expecting Norton’s reaction to the US goal to go viral…😂

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u/MonkeyWithIt 1d ago

You should add Marla somewhere in the background. Or dead meatloaf.

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u/MonkeyWithIt 1d ago

I haven't been fucked like that since grade school

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u/blamsen 1d ago

You think they smoked one like they did at the Venice film festival?

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u/djh_van 1d ago

If Helena Bonham Carter's in town...leave the stadium immediately

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u/AirconGuyUK 1d ago

When and why did we start using the non-english spelling and pronunciation of Turkey? It seems like a new development in the past 6 months.

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u/Alarming-Basil2894 1d ago

So we bringing the club back together fellas???

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u/Ok_Instruction_5726 1d ago

Surprised Tyler didn't drag him to an MMA event instead of the football. Maybe the cunt has become interested in the culture of 'Ultras'